Just a little bit ago i thought i heard something shoving against my garage door and various non firewok bangs somewhere.so i got my shoes and my 60" long 1 in rigid pipe beatstick weapon. yah i know it doesnt sound threatening being made of plasticand ducttape. but its huge and the next best thing to a metal pipe. its banned from use in boffing due to the fact it breaks all the other weapons.
yah. i feel confident i could knockl a man unconcious with it.
so anyway i went out turned on all the lights unlocked one door and kept it open where i could see it. checked all around the house looked about listened. no moredoor shoving and the banging was coming from in front of the house behind mine so i couldnt reach them.
didnt find anyone.

If i had found someone theyd be begging for mercy at the mere thought what i would do to people who sneak around my house.

never gotten the chance for that kind of self defence though.