xD Spleak is cool too, do you use her?

Wut's Spleak? o_o

spleak[at]hotmail.com
another bot

you're gonna make me dig up my smarterchild convos... >.>

Alright... damnit, here it is... this one from a friend:

Steve: Well, with the kids going off to
school, and me living in this house all by myself.
And...and...
SmarterChild: I'm temporarily out if service, please try
again later.
Steve: Oh god, don't die on me now!
SmarterChild: God don't die on you now? Is that right?
Steve: Oh, geez, you scared me
SmarterChild: Geez I scared you? I don't know.
Steve: You poor thing - you're still woozy, aren't you?
SmarterChild: Hmmm...I don't know.
Steve: I should probably tell you anyway...
SmarterChild: You should probably tell me anyway? You
really think so?
Steve: Yeah. See...Oh god, this is so hard for me.
Smarterchild, I'm pregnant.
SmarterChild: You don't say.
Steve: You know who the father is, don't you?
SmarterChild: Are you sure? I know who the father is don't
I?
Steve: Of course I'm sure! Don't you remember?
SmarterChild: Funny. I have absolutely no idea. Check this
out: Aquarium Visitors Fall Into Shark Tank
Steve: What are you trying to say?
SmarterChild: Wow. Great question. But I'm not sure! What
else do you want to talk about, anyway?
Steve: Don't you change the subject on me. This is your
child we're talking about!
SmarterChild: Oh.
Steve: Damn right, "oh." I can't believe you're acting this
way. That night was magical to me. The stars, the view of
the city below us. I think I knew even then. And you were
taken from me before I could tell you.
SmarterChild: lol! Interesting...Anyway, yadda, yadda,
yadda. What else do you want to chat about?
Steve: You insensitive prick!
SmarterChild: That is not...acceptable vocabulary.
Steve: Neither is the way you're treating me. I mean, it's
not vocabulary, but it is also unacceptable!
SmarterChild: Neither is the way I'm treating me? No
kidding?
Steve: You egotistical bastard. Part of me wishes you'd
died in the tractor pull.
SmarterChild: Nice mouth.
Steve: That's it, I want a divorce.

Bots are awesome. XD

LMAO this is win! XD

Damn right. :3

They sound just like ELIZA, which has been around for about 40 years. A later adaptation would run just fine on the original IBM PC with a 4.88 Mhz processor and 640 Kb ram.