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[meme] ...What if?
15 years ago
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ecmajor and... I was supposed to post this a little while ago.
Now it's only a mere 4 or 5 months too late, but who keeps track of these things anyways? >___>
Feel free to skip on questions you don't want to answer. Some of them are rather insane, but crazy meme is crazy. Who cares? XD
What if?~
● I died:
● I kissed you:
● I fell:
● I lived next door to you:
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly:
● I stole something:
● I was murdered:
● I cried:
● I asked you to marry me:
● I was hospitalized:
~Would you~
● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me?:
● Keep a secret if i told you one?:
● Hold my hand?:
● Study with me?:
● Cook for me?:
● Love me?:
● Date me?:
● Have sex with me?:
~More ~
● When and how did we meet?:
● Describe me in three words:
● What was your first impression of me?:
● What do you think of me now?:
● What reminds you of me?:
● Could you see us together forever?:
● Whens the last time you saw me?:
● Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you?:
ecmajor and... I was supposed to post this a little while ago.Now it's only a mere 4 or 5 months too late, but who keeps track of these things anyways? >___>
Feel free to skip on questions you don't want to answer. Some of them are rather insane, but crazy meme is crazy. Who cares? XD
What if?~
● I died:
● I kissed you:
● I fell:
● I lived next door to you:
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly:
● I stole something:
● I was murdered:
● I cried:
● I asked you to marry me:
● I was hospitalized:
~Would you~
● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me?:
● Keep a secret if i told you one?:
● Hold my hand?:
● Study with me?:
● Cook for me?:
● Love me?:
● Date me?:
● Have sex with me?:
~More ~
● When and how did we meet?:
● Describe me in three words:
● What was your first impression of me?:
● What do you think of me now?:
● What reminds you of me?:
● Could you see us together forever?:
● Whens the last time you saw me?:
● Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you?:
● I died: Leech would cry, and perform Wiggle Dance Requim in memory ;3;
● I kissed you: You can kiss my ass anyday 8D
● I fell: Laugh. Then laugh harder
● I lived next door to you: HARRASS 8DD
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly: Curse myself for giving you my address? ....Make banoffee pie :3
● I stole something: Pimp slap you
● I was murdered: Pimp slap you. Ok...so maybe I'd hunt down the killer first...
● I cried: ....good question. Are we talking about with laughter?
● I asked you to marry me: Proclaim I'm a man and be insulted
● I was hospitalized: I would have arranged for this to occur, so I'd be pleased c:
~Would you~
● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me?: You can sleep curled at the end of the bed, so I may kick you off repeatedly at night for my amusement 8D
● Keep a secret if i told you one?: Duh!
● Hold my hand?: I may have to if you're to learn how to jaywalk properly D<
● Study with me?: Yus
● Cook for me?: NO BITCH D< MAKE ME A SAMMICH
● Love me?: I love all my friends...so no 8D
● Date me?: Sure I'll date you. You're given the 7/7/2010. I'll write it on your head now so everyone knows what date you are <3
● Have sex with me?: BUTT RAEP TIMEZ 8DD
~More ~
● When and how did we meet?: ....Terrah's stream? A few months back :P
● Describe me in three words: Very fucking tall
● What was your first impression of me?: I thought he said he wasn't very talkative...
● What do you think of me now?: ....you think something has changed? HAH.
● What reminds you of me?: ....xenomorphs and leeches. How romantic?
● Could you see us together forever?: LEECHES LIVE FOREVER *____*
● Whens the last time you saw me?: 2 days ago
● Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you?: OKAY 8DD
● I died: ...can I have your stuff?
● I kissed you: I guess I'd be covered in xeno saliva.
● I fell: would help you back on your feet.
● I lived next door to you: no need for GPS tracking then.
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly: My appearance would probably scare you away.
● I stole something: I'd stole it back when you are not watching.
● I was murdered: ...I make sure your murderer does not get his/her/its hand on your stuff?
● I cried: pat you on the back.
● I asked you to marry me: Would be totally confused. I guess as long as you don't drool on my bedsheets...
● I was hospitalized: Bring you pie?
~Would you~
● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me?: unsure.
● Keep a secret if i told you one?: Of course.
● Hold my hand?: maybe
● Study with me?: yes
● Cook for me?: That would be the last thing you want me to do, believe me.
● Love me?: don't know you enough for that :<
● Date me?: same as above.
● Have sex with me?: Does it involve facehuggers?
~More ~
● When and how did we meet?: I was, and still am, stalking you here on FA.
● Describe me in three words: rawr, hiss, leech?
● What was your first impression of me?: You keep xeno eggs in your basement.
● What do you think of me now?: You definitely keep xeno eggs in your basement.
● What reminds you of me?: monocle xeno.
● Could you see us together forever?: we didn't even meet!
● Whens the last time you saw me?: the last time you got out of radar scan range.
● Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you?: Maybe, you'd like me to?
What if?~
● I died: Even if I didn't know you well I would attend the funeral. Heck, I've gone to funerals for family I never knew.
● I kissed you: You'd certainly already be my friend or at least one of us was experiencing something extremely happy. Nothing wrong with it.
● I fell: I would have caught you before it had happened if I was close enough to intercept, otherwise I'd be helping you off the floor.
● I lived next door to you: We'd prolly become friends and borrow/lend stuff and maybe plan social excursions.
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly: Certainly let you inside and want to hear your story.
● I stole something: You'd be explaining yourself if I found out and I'd certainly have you put it back, but if it was small time I might just let your keep it and remind you that it's better to just ask first.
● I was murdered: I would ensure swift justice smashes the bastard responsible like a sledge to the face.
● I cried: I would comfort you and seek to find the cause so as to fix the problem.
● I asked you to marry me: I'd accept if I felt that I loved you as well.
● I was hospitalized: Definitely spend some time by your side and bring you baking or something similarly appropriate.
~Would you~
● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me?: Certainly, so long as both of us actually sleep.
● Keep a secret if I told you one?: Regardless of my affiliation with anyone they deserve equal rights in regards to keeping my word. No secret be ever slipped unless it may save souls from severe harm.
● Hold my hand?: Why not? Well, not if you have cheese-poof orange dust all over it.
● Study with me?: Depends on the study at hand, though I will certainly standby and offer opinions and help where they may be most useful.
● Cook for me?: Certainly, I love to cook. I would warn you however, I do love garlic.
● Love me?: I love everyone, some more than others. How much matters on how interesting I find someone.
● Date me?: If I liked being around you enough, yes.
● Have sex with me?: If I loved you enough and there is a consensus then certainly.
~More ~
● When and how did we meet?: the anonymity of the internet at some point in the past.
● Describe me in three words: You are self.
● What was your first impression of me?: You really like xenomorphs just as I do too.
● What do you think of me now?: About the same I believe.
● What reminds you of me?: AL|EN
● Could you see us together forever?: That is not a question for the present, but rather for the future.
● Whens the last time you saw me?: I think I saw your avatar yesterday.
● Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you?: I dunno. It's hard enough sending comments on this internet connection let alone anything else. Perhaps if you felt up to it there is the 'reply' option and 'note' feature.