how tough am i? D:< I HAD A BOWL OF NAILS FOR BREAKFAST!

Pfft that's nothing

WITHOUT ANY MILK

D:


Right this way sir...

Alright you can go in

HOW TOUGH AM I? Do you have a bottle of ketchup?

*gives you a bottle of ketchup*

Hnnnnngggggggh ARGHHHHHHH *tries to open*


Maybe if i run this under some hot water....

Sorry I don't think this is the bar for you. I think thats more your style *points to weenie hut jr*

D:<


Are you saying I belong at the weenie hut jr?!

Oh no I was pointing to the place next to it *points to super weenie hut jr*

This is an outrage I DEMAND TO GET INSIDE D:<

Well you could. If you think you're tough enough to fight me

*takes deep breath*











*is now sipping icecream in super weenie hut jr*

TIME FOR A MUSTACHE FIGHT!

NO?!

WELL THEN HOW ABOUT A BEARD OFF!?

*Rips off MOM tatoo and turns upside-down*

WOW

You're in

I once beat myself up for not thinking I'm tough!

how tough I don't know

Hmm... Well if you don't know maybe you could go over there and figure it out *points to weenie hut jr*

*snrals softly* is that anyway to talk to someone that is known as the forest god or gaurdian for that matter

Oh forgive me your highness. Perhaps thats a better place for you *points to super weenie hut jr*

*smiles and makes a whip, leash and collar* that wont do but I can think of something better for you

How tough am I? Let's see..... I have been shot, stabbed, poisoned, blown up, hanged, drowned, run over by vehicles (including a semi once), electrocuted, thrown off a cliff, thrown out of a moving vehicle, struck by lightning twice, survived two assasination attempts, snakebites and a radiation isotope room..... Would you like to try any of these that I have done?

alright alright tough guy. you're in

I handle deadly critters on a regular basis, have my hands in thousands of bees, brave canyons and mountains through rain shine or snow, and I love to fight. *nods* Tough enough :) but not too tough to be tender when I need to be, just ask my wife.

My nose has been broken seven times. I'm not sure if that means I need to fight less or duck more...

Hmm I dunno. Doesn't sound that tough. You might need to fight someone. What about that guy over there *points to kimbyfox*

*Pulls a dime out of his left eyesocket, flips it at the bouncer. Resets patch.*

I once gave Chuck Norris a wedgie...

AND LIVED.

My jacket says "The ild Ones". Some guy tore off a letter that looks like a "W"...