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Stolen from Ruben Flonne...
18 years ago
(1) What is your name?
DiDi Holiday
(2) What is your quest?
I seek the grail
(3) What is your favorite brand of paste?
Dogu-brand Warm-n-thick :P
(4) What is the average air speed of an unladen swallow?
Oh HA HA. I get it now. I answer with a Monty Python reference and I GET THEM BACK IN SPADES.
(5) How old is your mother?
Not-fifty-yet. She would KILL ME if I told this.
(6) What is your favorite flavor of chocolate?
I like milk chocolate and white chocolate
(7) Where are your pants?
I'm wearing a pair, and I have several more in the bedroom.
(8) What is your uncle's middle name?
Fester
(9) Are you answering my questions seriously?
Cross my fingers and hope to die.
(10) What is your second favorite color?
Red?
(11) If you had to choose from being mualed by a bear and being clawed to death by a rake what would you choose?
Mauled my a bear AND being raked to death? Why, I think I'd choose to stay at home that day.
(12) If you won the lottery, what would buy/do with the money?
First I would quit my job. Then I'd go on a K binge.
HA!
I kid.
Honestly, I would put it all away in a safe place and pursue that career in the arts.
(13) When was the last time you had a perverted thought?
About three seconds ago.
(14) If you had the choice of going out with Michel Jackson or kissing a really ugly homeless girl who smelled like approximately 57 different guys, what would you do? (If you don't want to answer because of issues you have with ugly homeless girls I'll understand)
That's not fair! I'm sure I've smelled about 57 guys...
(15) Is there some reason why you're putting out that gease fire with ethanol?
Because I don't have to pee...
>Serious questions< Oh? Were the last ones were funny?
1) Who's your favorite author?
James St. James
2) What style of books does he/she write?
His first novel was Disco Bloodbath: A Fabulous but True Tale of Murder in Clubland wherein he relates the, well, fabulous-but-true tale of Angel Melendez's murder at the hands of Michael Alig and Freeze, COPIOUS drug use, and New York nightlife.
His newest book, FREAKSHOW, is about a young homosexual named Billy Bloom that is trying to find himself in a conservative-red-state high school. HE RUNS FOR PROM QUEEN.
3) If you were stranded on a deserted island with 50 years worth supply of water and food. Who do wish was on the island with you? (everybody on the earth is not an acceptable answer)
(Nor is it a PLAUSIBLE answer) I would have to bring my boyfriend dogurasu, my brother, and... Johnny Depp.
4) What do you wish was different about your appearance?
I wish I had perfect abs (I'M TRYING!), and perfect skin
5) Have you done anything in the past that you should be proud of but aren't?
I'm sure I have.
Who can remember?
6) Have you done anything you should regret but don't?
Oh yes^.^ Many, MANY things.
But they were fun.
7) What is your favorite hobby?
Working out?
I would say drawing, but I like to think of it as a lot more than just a hobby...
I like to write...
OH! Celebrity gossip!
8) Have you ever had a brush with death? If so, how old were you and what was the cause?
When I was 17 I rolled a little red chevrolet off of an embankment.
9) How many people do you live with?
4 others.
10) Where do you wish you lived?
Oh my...
New York?
California?
11) When did you first discover you were different from the "normal" crowd.
When I put on my mother's red pumps and decided "Damn! I look FABULOUS!"
Of course, sneaking peeks at the other boys at the pool was a clue...
12) What was the worst case of depression you've ever had?
Loneliness was the worst. Second worse was withdrawals...
13) Have you ever scared yourself?
Oh yes. Very badly, in fact.
14) How would you define your personallity?
Bubbly, with a twist of rapid-bipolarity.
15) Which famous celebrity are you told you most resemble?
When I wore my dreadlocks, I was told I looked a little like Max Cavalera, the lead singer of Soulfly.
Or maybe Shannon Hoon at Woodstock 95...
I do an AWESOME Theo-from-the-Lunachicks.
I used to wear my hair like Rozz Williams...
MacCauly Culkin... (For better or worse, I suppose...)
DiDi Holiday
(2) What is your quest?
I seek the grail
(3) What is your favorite brand of paste?
Dogu-brand Warm-n-thick :P
(4) What is the average air speed of an unladen swallow?
Oh HA HA. I get it now. I answer with a Monty Python reference and I GET THEM BACK IN SPADES.
(5) How old is your mother?
Not-fifty-yet. She would KILL ME if I told this.
(6) What is your favorite flavor of chocolate?
I like milk chocolate and white chocolate
(7) Where are your pants?
I'm wearing a pair, and I have several more in the bedroom.
(8) What is your uncle's middle name?
Fester
(9) Are you answering my questions seriously?
Cross my fingers and hope to die.
(10) What is your second favorite color?
Red?
(11) If you had to choose from being mualed by a bear and being clawed to death by a rake what would you choose?
Mauled my a bear AND being raked to death? Why, I think I'd choose to stay at home that day.
(12) If you won the lottery, what would buy/do with the money?
First I would quit my job. Then I'd go on a K binge.
HA!
I kid.
Honestly, I would put it all away in a safe place and pursue that career in the arts.
(13) When was the last time you had a perverted thought?
About three seconds ago.
(14) If you had the choice of going out with Michel Jackson or kissing a really ugly homeless girl who smelled like approximately 57 different guys, what would you do? (If you don't want to answer because of issues you have with ugly homeless girls I'll understand)
That's not fair! I'm sure I've smelled about 57 guys...
(15) Is there some reason why you're putting out that gease fire with ethanol?
Because I don't have to pee...
>Serious questions< Oh? Were the last ones were funny?
1) Who's your favorite author?
James St. James
2) What style of books does he/she write?
His first novel was Disco Bloodbath: A Fabulous but True Tale of Murder in Clubland wherein he relates the, well, fabulous-but-true tale of Angel Melendez's murder at the hands of Michael Alig and Freeze, COPIOUS drug use, and New York nightlife.
His newest book, FREAKSHOW, is about a young homosexual named Billy Bloom that is trying to find himself in a conservative-red-state high school. HE RUNS FOR PROM QUEEN.
3) If you were stranded on a deserted island with 50 years worth supply of water and food. Who do wish was on the island with you? (everybody on the earth is not an acceptable answer)
(Nor is it a PLAUSIBLE answer) I would have to bring my boyfriend dogurasu, my brother, and... Johnny Depp.
4) What do you wish was different about your appearance?
I wish I had perfect abs (I'M TRYING!), and perfect skin
5) Have you done anything in the past that you should be proud of but aren't?
I'm sure I have.
Who can remember?
6) Have you done anything you should regret but don't?
Oh yes^.^ Many, MANY things.
But they were fun.
7) What is your favorite hobby?
Working out?
I would say drawing, but I like to think of it as a lot more than just a hobby...
I like to write...
OH! Celebrity gossip!
8) Have you ever had a brush with death? If so, how old were you and what was the cause?
When I was 17 I rolled a little red chevrolet off of an embankment.
9) How many people do you live with?
4 others.
10) Where do you wish you lived?
Oh my...
New York?
California?
11) When did you first discover you were different from the "normal" crowd.
When I put on my mother's red pumps and decided "Damn! I look FABULOUS!"
Of course, sneaking peeks at the other boys at the pool was a clue...
12) What was the worst case of depression you've ever had?
Loneliness was the worst. Second worse was withdrawals...
13) Have you ever scared yourself?
Oh yes. Very badly, in fact.
14) How would you define your personallity?
Bubbly, with a twist of rapid-bipolarity.
15) Which famous celebrity are you told you most resemble?
When I wore my dreadlocks, I was told I looked a little like Max Cavalera, the lead singer of Soulfly.
Or maybe Shannon Hoon at Woodstock 95...
I do an AWESOME Theo-from-the-Lunachicks.
I used to wear my hair like Rozz Williams...
MacCauly Culkin... (For better or worse, I suppose...)
