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18 years ago
I was playing with this thing: http://www.prillalar.com/drabbles/
It generates a random sexy love story based on the words you put in. I dedicate it to
jadwin! It actually turned out almost making sense, in spite of the fact that I was just randomly filling in boxes.
The Battle For The Giant Robot
Under his throbbing phallus, Jamie smacked his giant robot. He had been busy with the giant robot for hours and now wanted nothing more than a slightly off-color cuddle or a mysterious massage from his lover Adam.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his shimmering Adam appeared at the door, grinning poorly.
"Put down the giant robot," Adam said wetly. "Unless you want me to hump that giant robot on your appendex."
Jamie put down the giant robot. He was slimy. He had never seen Adam so giant before and it made him smelly.
Adam picked up the giant robot, then withdrew a meerkat from his ear. "Don't be so slimy," Adam said with a giant grimace. "A walrus bit my toe this morning, and everything became silly. Now with this giant robot and this meerkat I can wetly rule the world!"
Jamie clutched his pretentious toe well. This was his lover, his shimmering Adam, now staring at him with a giant ear.
"Fight it!" Jamie shouted. "The walrus just wants the giant robot for his own shimmering devices! He doesn't love you, not the slightly off-color way I do!"
Jamie could see Adam trembling well. Jamie reached out his appendex and touched Adam's ear wetly. He was shimmering, so shimmering, but he knew only his pretentious love for Adam would break the walrus's spell.
Sure enough, Adam dropped the giant robot with a thunk. "Oh, Jamie," he squealed. "I'm so slightly off-color, can you ever forgive me?"
But Jamie had already moved under his throbbing phallus. Like a giant robot loves old peoples' medicine, he pressed his appendex into Adam's ear. And as they fell together in a silly fit of love, the giant robot lay on the floor, smelly and forgotten.
It generates a random sexy love story based on the words you put in. I dedicate it to
jadwin! It actually turned out almost making sense, in spite of the fact that I was just randomly filling in boxes.The Battle For The Giant Robot
Under his throbbing phallus, Jamie smacked his giant robot. He had been busy with the giant robot for hours and now wanted nothing more than a slightly off-color cuddle or a mysterious massage from his lover Adam.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his shimmering Adam appeared at the door, grinning poorly.
"Put down the giant robot," Adam said wetly. "Unless you want me to hump that giant robot on your appendex."
Jamie put down the giant robot. He was slimy. He had never seen Adam so giant before and it made him smelly.
Adam picked up the giant robot, then withdrew a meerkat from his ear. "Don't be so slimy," Adam said with a giant grimace. "A walrus bit my toe this morning, and everything became silly. Now with this giant robot and this meerkat I can wetly rule the world!"
Jamie clutched his pretentious toe well. This was his lover, his shimmering Adam, now staring at him with a giant ear.
"Fight it!" Jamie shouted. "The walrus just wants the giant robot for his own shimmering devices! He doesn't love you, not the slightly off-color way I do!"
Jamie could see Adam trembling well. Jamie reached out his appendex and touched Adam's ear wetly. He was shimmering, so shimmering, but he knew only his pretentious love for Adam would break the walrus's spell.
Sure enough, Adam dropped the giant robot with a thunk. "Oh, Jamie," he squealed. "I'm so slightly off-color, can you ever forgive me?"
But Jamie had already moved under his throbbing phallus. Like a giant robot loves old peoples' medicine, he pressed his appendex into Adam's ear. And as they fell together in a silly fit of love, the giant robot lay on the floor, smelly and forgotten.
