jaelyn did this meme, too. So you can check out our relationship from her point of view at:

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1543780/

1. Who eats more?
I do. I've got a dragon sized appetite. I'm a big tall guy. I also eat much more slowly. My gryphoness always has to wait for me to finish my meal long after she's done with hers. She doesn't seem to mind.

2. Who said “I love you” first?
I did.

3. Who is the morning person?
Strangely enough, I am. By comparison anyway. Neither of us are morning people, really. But waking up sleepy feathers is like trying to raise the dead. I guess I wait a long time for her to wake up, and she waits a long time for me to finish eating. :)

4. Who sings better?
She does. "Tweet tweet tweeeet!" She often sings to songs on her iPod, and I enjoy listening to her. :)

5. Who’s older?
I am. By 12.5 years. She sometimes calls me her old man. ;)

6. Who’s smarter?
Depends on the subject, really. I'm an engineer, and I'm very good at it. But I'm also something of a nutty professor. She thinks faster on her feet than I do, and she's much better at juggling day to day life type stuff. My strengths are in solving deeply complicated stuff... things which require deep concentration.

7. Whose temper is worse?
I'm not sure that either of us really has a temper. However, I'm the one that can be growly and get in someone's face when needed.

8. Who does the laundry?
My pet gryphoness does. She handles all of the chores in my lair.

9. Who does the dishes?
Again, my pet gryphoness. She's very devoted to her master.

10. Who sleeps on what side of the bed?
We sleep in separate beds. I'm a rather introverted dragon, and I need my seclusion to sleep. I've never been able to sleep with anyone. I just keep waking up all night.

11. Whose feet are bigger?
Mine are.

12. Whose hair is longer?
Hers is. She has beautiful naturally curly hair. As a dragon, I'm not normally interested in hair at all. But I like running my talons through her hair all the time... and pulling her around by it. :)

13. Who’s better with the computer?
I am. I'm a software engineer. So duh. But her computer skills are not lacking. Whenever she needs my help with something on her computer, it's something genuinely difficult that a normal user wouldn't know.

14. Do you have pets?
I have my pet gryphoness. Duh. Are we paying attention here? :)

15. Who pays the bills?
I pay the bills of the estate. Jaelyn pays for her own personal things like her car, cell phone, etc.

16. Who cooks dinner?
Jaelyn does. And she's a very good cook, too. She didn't have much experience at it to begin with, and she was worried her cooking would be awful. But she turned out to be a natural at it. Her master is very pleased indeed.

17. Who drives when you are together?
I drive whenever I feel like cruising around in my Corvette. When I don't feel like driving, I have her drive me around in her Yaris.

18. Who pays when you go out to dinner?
I do.

19. Who’s the most stubborn?
I think we're both capable of being stubborn at times.

20. Who is the first one to admit when they’re wrong?
I think we switch off on that one.

21. Whose family do you see more?
Mine.

22. Who named your pet?
I have a lot of things I call my pet. She's my bottom bird, my dirty birdie, my birdie bitch, feathers, and my cherished pet to name a few.

23. Who kissed who first?
Kissing is a bit of a strange thing to this dragon. It's what you do when you're eating someone. Dragon kisses are bites along the neck. Jaelyn has been training this dragon to enjoy kissing on the lips. Maybe we should make an animated 3D movie about it.

24. Who asked who out?
I'm not exactly sure. I think she hit on me just as much as I hit on her. So I guess it just seemed like a good idea. ;)

25. What did you do on your first date?
Lots and lots of delicious, delicious sex.

26. Who’s more sensitive?
That's a tough one. We're both empathic.

27. Who’s taller?
I am. 6'2".

28. Who has more friends?
I really don't know. We both have quite a few.

29. Who has more siblings?
She does.

30. Who wears the pants in the relationship?
She wears my collar. And I take her out for walks on a leash in RL. :)