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Alright, so my mate 
thejackaolf Reads several different sites along the lines of Customers suck and what not.
Now I know that Common Sense is not at all common and have devised that it is in all actuality Common Stupidity.
Forgive me if I am wrong, but not knowing what animal COTTON comes from... well as it is said... "here is your sign."
Lets get to the bottom of it, across the globe people are NOT being taught anything through school. Really guys come on, Darwin had it right, although by "fittest" he actually meant the best available option to reproduce. Now lets apply this to the current "rulers" of the planet, the human race.
First off, let me say this, There are too god damned many of you, help the dumber ones kill each other off. Granted I am not the smartest person out there, but you will never here my last breeding words to be " Hey honey hold my beer and get the camera." Yea to you guys I say good on ya, you are doing all the work of getting out of the gene pool on your own, thank you.
Lets get some basics out of the way, When was the last time you heard a "Native" America (some one borne in America) speaking proper Kings English? NEVER!, This is America we speak American, get over it. So where do you get off telling immigrants to learn to speak English? We speak American you dumb ass! And on that subject, If it where not for Immigrants None of us would be here. Didn't any of you try to learn history? Honestly?
Skipping ahead, sort of. Where did the term Colloquialisms come from, Oh that is right the Colony's, new terms and phrases for things that where not common place in Britain. When did a white male and female in a black neighborhood become "Colorin' my hood" ? Honestly that is a WTF that will never be answered. (Wow, spell check can not even keep up with Ebonics.)
How, How are idiots able to breed at this rate? Much less hold positions of Power? " I didn't inhale!" Yea I dug that one up or should we go with the inability to spell, Potatoes for example. I will not go into the inabilities to read a simple world map and know where exactly you live.
Current events are off limits to me because I will just keep going and going and going and going, and I am not a bunny at all...
Bottom line Stupid people are the reason I have gone from Vagabond to hermit. Stupid people scare me, and from what I can tell they are breeding... Hide, Hide now or they will drain what little intelligence you have left after generalized TV and Radio programming. Lets just skip over the other forms of mass media like billboards, because yes while driving at 65-75 MPH I want to see a half naked male/female in 25'x75' dimensions... No how could that cause problems?
I would like to Welcome each and every one of you to the World of Common Stupidity.
I will leave you with this last one inkling of today's intellect...
"I watch every veterinary show that is on TV, so I must know as much as any Vet.
Let me tell you a little bit, I am a certified Farrier and Blacksmith in only Two states, and I could not begin to think I know as much as any Registered Vet. You are all lying to yourselves and to the people you give advise to.
Here is the end of the drunken rambling.
thejackaolf Reads several different sites along the lines of Customers suck and what not. Now I know that Common Sense is not at all common and have devised that it is in all actuality Common Stupidity.
Forgive me if I am wrong, but not knowing what animal COTTON comes from... well as it is said... "here is your sign."
Lets get to the bottom of it, across the globe people are NOT being taught anything through school. Really guys come on, Darwin had it right, although by "fittest" he actually meant the best available option to reproduce. Now lets apply this to the current "rulers" of the planet, the human race.
First off, let me say this, There are too god damned many of you, help the dumber ones kill each other off. Granted I am not the smartest person out there, but you will never here my last breeding words to be " Hey honey hold my beer and get the camera." Yea to you guys I say good on ya, you are doing all the work of getting out of the gene pool on your own, thank you.
Lets get some basics out of the way, When was the last time you heard a "Native" America (some one borne in America) speaking proper Kings English? NEVER!, This is America we speak American, get over it. So where do you get off telling immigrants to learn to speak English? We speak American you dumb ass! And on that subject, If it where not for Immigrants None of us would be here. Didn't any of you try to learn history? Honestly?
Skipping ahead, sort of. Where did the term Colloquialisms come from, Oh that is right the Colony's, new terms and phrases for things that where not common place in Britain. When did a white male and female in a black neighborhood become "Colorin' my hood" ? Honestly that is a WTF that will never be answered. (Wow, spell check can not even keep up with Ebonics.)
How, How are idiots able to breed at this rate? Much less hold positions of Power? " I didn't inhale!" Yea I dug that one up or should we go with the inability to spell, Potatoes for example. I will not go into the inabilities to read a simple world map and know where exactly you live.
Current events are off limits to me because I will just keep going and going and going and going, and I am not a bunny at all...
Bottom line Stupid people are the reason I have gone from Vagabond to hermit. Stupid people scare me, and from what I can tell they are breeding... Hide, Hide now or they will drain what little intelligence you have left after generalized TV and Radio programming. Lets just skip over the other forms of mass media like billboards, because yes while driving at 65-75 MPH I want to see a half naked male/female in 25'x75' dimensions... No how could that cause problems?
I would like to Welcome each and every one of you to the World of Common Stupidity.
I will leave you with this last one inkling of today's intellect...
"I watch every veterinary show that is on TV, so I must know as much as any Vet.
Let me tell you a little bit, I am a certified Farrier and Blacksmith in only Two states, and I could not begin to think I know as much as any Registered Vet. You are all lying to yourselves and to the people you give advise to.
Here is the end of the drunken rambling.
Want proof? Go watch Idiocracy. Go watch KoRn's video for the song "Evolution". I'll even link the latter :3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VntFEWF8I8A
And thanks for the vid, I have not seen that one before, but I always understood the message. Now it is just a lol song for me.
Granted there is more pertinent subjects that should be taught in schools that are not, however each person can desire for them selves weather they should or should not acquire the knowledge.
not to mention that most parents do not care. and there is nothing to make them care. so the pitfall is not the child's alone.