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My Akward Fur Story
18 years ago
Heh well while I was on the way to work in the car with my dad, (keep in mind it was 7am, though oddly bright) we drove by a guy in the parking lot who was wearing fox ears, and as we passed he was wearing a fox tail, and a furry con tee shirt. Which con, I forget. Of course I smiled a little. The fat man, however, was not impressed. His comment was, 'that was weird. why was he wearing a tail?', though if you lived with him... not that uncommon of a phrase besides the tail thing. The next thing I said was, by all means, the dumbest thing I could have ever said around him.
"No, it's not. And he's wearing them cause he's a furry"
oh MAN he FLIPPED OUT. I probably don't need to repeat all the crap the spewed outa his mouth while I was trying to eat, because A) He's a rascits buttmench to start with and B) I'm sure you can use your imaginations. But it lasted for an HOUR while I was waiting for the new girl to get there so I could open the damn store (And you wonder why I'm such a closeted fur, Steel....)
And I'm a smart kid and left the window open so my two coworkers heard him when they walked over. As I'm opening the door, they ask 'what's a furry?' I laughed a little
"I will explain every aspect I know about to you while we clean the hamsters if you will promise me you will never google the word furry, cause I know what you'll find"
So we cleaned hamsters and I gave them a full explanation that would make a normal person not just to the conclusions most do. New girl made a huge mess which I spent an hour cleaning after I stuck her on the register. Don't care really, I mean, I work in a pet store. I get to play with the hamsters while I do it. For Steel, who is probably wondering about my job but is NOT ONLINE! (*deathglare*) It's not a petland so we don't have those nifty glass cases where you can touch them. So our guini pigs are all freakouts.
I found out it's illegal to have a rat in Alberta. I'm kinda sad now. But I'm getting a free cage for mice from Cathy so it's all good. I really need to use this site more.... lol
Okay, done rambling
"No, it's not. And he's wearing them cause he's a furry"
oh MAN he FLIPPED OUT. I probably don't need to repeat all the crap the spewed outa his mouth while I was trying to eat, because A) He's a rascits buttmench to start with and B) I'm sure you can use your imaginations. But it lasted for an HOUR while I was waiting for the new girl to get there so I could open the damn store (And you wonder why I'm such a closeted fur, Steel....)
And I'm a smart kid and left the window open so my two coworkers heard him when they walked over. As I'm opening the door, they ask 'what's a furry?' I laughed a little
"I will explain every aspect I know about to you while we clean the hamsters if you will promise me you will never google the word furry, cause I know what you'll find"
So we cleaned hamsters and I gave them a full explanation that would make a normal person not just to the conclusions most do. New girl made a huge mess which I spent an hour cleaning after I stuck her on the register. Don't care really, I mean, I work in a pet store. I get to play with the hamsters while I do it. For Steel, who is probably wondering about my job but is NOT ONLINE! (*deathglare*) It's not a petland so we don't have those nifty glass cases where you can touch them. So our guini pigs are all freakouts.
I found out it's illegal to have a rat in Alberta. I'm kinda sad now. But I'm getting a free cage for mice from Cathy so it's all good. I really need to use this site more.... lol
Okay, done rambling
