*HACKS TEH GOVERMENT and forces them to give you free permit AND free cookies* YAY! :D

Haha, that would be awesome! :D Then I could nom cookies while drivi-- OH SHIT D8 *screeeeech CRASH*

*gets out of car* Omg are you oka--- COOKIES*takes cookies and noms them*

That's bullshit!

:(

Bleh, waiting rooms, aren't they horrible?
Oh, and I recommend fucking a jar of pickles, if you are thinking a screwing any type of jar.

Especially waiting rooms at the DMV. .__. It was crowded with the weirdest people you could possibly imagine. Like a giant conglomeration of freaks from 15 different countries.

That sounds awkward. xD

Oh god, I know! AND THEY ALL SMELL BAD DX

They smell HORRIBLE. D: And the people are so weird too! Last time I went to the DMV, there was some lasy breastfeeding her crying baby in the middle of the waiting room. .__.

I KNOW
And it's like OMG why do these people have licenses?

That's exactly what I told the lady at the desk. *giggles* I couldn't take the permit test right away 'cause my parents are divorced and my dad needed to be there to sign some papers, and when I complained, she looked at me all conceited and said "Well driving is a privelege, you know." So I told her "It's THIS much of a struggle to get my permit, yet there are so many people driving like total idiots out there. I can really tell it's a 'privelege'. D:<" And then I motioned towards all the weirdos in the waiting room. x3

LOL
You get automatic WIN status for that

Hey, you think thats bad. i had to wait 6 weeks for my learners permit because i was honest and told them i was ADD.

That's screwed up. D:

Yeap. that 6 weeks is AFTER i take a 3 hour drive to a specialist doctor to get them to say "Yep, your ADD alright! Heres some drugs."
Hes an awesome doctor, couldn't ask for a better doctor... but still.

Awwww. >__<

Fuck in a jar? xD

Yes, fuck in a jar. *lmao* My brilliant friend (DarkDragonRising on dA) thought of it a while ago, and it's so catchy that now my mom even says it. :D Although she also claims that we should say "Fuck in a car!" instead, because it's more likely to happen unless you're a tadpole. x3

Ahaha, that made me ROFL. xD