i'm going to be an uncle
15 years ago
i just got the news dropped on me that my older sister is 22 weeks pregnant and that her and her boyfriend decided today that they were keeping the baby
holy shit
holy shit
FA+

That is supes, congrats on the unkle status dude
CHOOSE WISELY
Step 1. Remember the kid's name
Step 2. Don't hit them when they say they don't like your genre of music when they have no idea what they're talking about really
Step 3. Always provide movies for them - either on TV or take them to the movies.
step 1: do not put the baby in the washing machine
step 2: ?????????????