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So I stumbled across this while making space on my computer:
15 years ago
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To whom it concerns,
Lifesavers . . .
A college professor was doing a study testing
the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers.
He gave all the children the same kind of
lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to
identify them by color and flavor.
The children began to say:
"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
”Green..........lime,"
”Orange..........orange."
Finally the professor gave them all honey
lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments,
none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue, It's what
your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her
lifesaver out and yelled:
"Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"
A college professor was doing a study testing
the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers.
He gave all the children the same kind of
lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to
identify them by color and flavor.
The children began to say:
"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
”Green..........lime,"
”Orange..........orange."
Finally the professor gave them all honey
lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments,
none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue, It's what
your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her
lifesaver out and yelled:
"Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"
