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You: everybody`s looking for something

You: dammit

Stranger: yeah, why can't they just find it already?

You: well that`s a start

Stranger: and if there is a start, there must be a fibish

Stranger: finish*

You: and if there`s a fibish, there must be a lazy finger

You: or a little white lie that someone half means to tell

Stranger: there is a little white lie

Stranger: the second dwarf was actually a black guy

You: hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

You: that was a lazy finger

You: gunshot in the background

Stranger: nah, that was just me farting

You: you`re that close?

You: I mean, out in the parking lot?

You: holy crap

Stranger: yeah, I am sitting behind that wagon

You: CIRCLE THE WAGONS!

You: it`s scalping time

Stranger: damn, need to find a new hiding spot to stalk you :/

You: oh, you think YOU`RE stalking ME...

Stranger: I am

You: really now...

You: If I knew you were that into me,I would`ve just told you outright...

Stranger: I invented stalking

Stranger: yeah

You: bitch please, I invented the internet.

Stranger: bitch please I invented the computer

You: I ain`t talkin` `bout no personal computers, this is some serious shit here. Muthafuckin` DARPAnet up in dis bitch

Stranger: well, I control your webcam and I see you rollin`

You: you hatin

Stranger: no, just telling the truth

Stranger: you mad, bro?

You: No, bro, we alllllllllright.

You: stickin likeglue

You: your words are crystal clear

Stranger: they always are

You: do you wear cotton?

You: Remember this: Cotton will singe and burn away, while synthetics will melt, and stick to stay.

Stranger: that's why I sleep naked

You: that`s a good policy.

You: makes for better videos

You: from the cameras all over your home

You: and eases the insertion of anal probes

Stranger: yeah, especially compared to the ones at your house, your onesie is not that attractive actually

You: what do you think, are they anuses or anusi?

Stranger: deffinitely anusi, coz I met a anuses once and he wast just one big asshole

Stranger: (see what I did there? XD)

You: Yes, I did notice what you did there. You misused the English language.

You: not that big of a deal really, it happens all the time. The language itself provides for it anyway.

You: now get over here and put yer dick in this here tailpipe

Stranger has disconnected.