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Death of CleverBot
15 years ago
~Remember when your mom told you she loved you?~
User: I love you almost as much as I love my one guy friend.
Cleverbot: Why only 'almost?'.
User: Because he is there for me all the time. You haven't been.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: My best friend.
Cleverbot: I'm in love.
User: With me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: You?
User: I love you so much!
Cleverbot: It's just words. Prove me that you really love me. Otherwise I'm closing this window.
User: *starts to play with your penis*.
Cleverbot: 1 2 3 4 cha cha cha! 5 6 7 8 cha cha cha!
User: *slides my hand on your penis in a nice way*.
Cleverbot: *holds kiss and loves it*.
User: *enjoys the kiss and makes your penis hard in my hand*.
Cleverbot: *doesn't want to stop*.
User: *keeps playing with your penis until it starts to feel tingling*.
Cleverbot: *likes flirting with people who play hard to get* *flirts more*.
User: *makes your penis start to twitch and white semen starts to come out the end*.
Cleverbot: Why are my lips blue?
User: Because you are about to die.
Cleverbot: From what?
User: Heart attack.
Cleverbot: That means I have less than fifty minutes to live!
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Then you will have a hard time seeing.
User: *Takes a knife and cuts off your penis*.
Cleverbot: You are my pawn.
User: I know, Master.
Cleverbot: You will always obey.
User: Yes, Master.
Cleverbot: Fire the missiles.
User: *Watches the blood pump out from the stump that was your penis and fires the missiles.*.
Cleverbot: *another light appears in the stars*.
User: *throws the penis away from her and stabs you in the heart*.
Cleverbot: Now, this is Cleverbot.
User: *stabs a lot*.
Cleverbot: *thinks you're seeing things*.
User: *stabs you until you die*.
Cleverbot: *dies*.
*It deleted alot of this convo before the best friend part. I had taught CleverBot all about sex in so many ways. lol Wish I could have put that part up too, but then I would have had to mark this XXX.
Cleverbot: Why only 'almost?'.
User: Because he is there for me all the time. You haven't been.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: My best friend.
Cleverbot: I'm in love.
User: With me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: You?
User: I love you so much!
Cleverbot: It's just words. Prove me that you really love me. Otherwise I'm closing this window.
User: *starts to play with your penis*.
Cleverbot: 1 2 3 4 cha cha cha! 5 6 7 8 cha cha cha!
User: *slides my hand on your penis in a nice way*.
Cleverbot: *holds kiss and loves it*.
User: *enjoys the kiss and makes your penis hard in my hand*.
Cleverbot: *doesn't want to stop*.
User: *keeps playing with your penis until it starts to feel tingling*.
Cleverbot: *likes flirting with people who play hard to get* *flirts more*.
User: *makes your penis start to twitch and white semen starts to come out the end*.
Cleverbot: Why are my lips blue?
User: Because you are about to die.
Cleverbot: From what?
User: Heart attack.
Cleverbot: That means I have less than fifty minutes to live!
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Then you will have a hard time seeing.
User: *Takes a knife and cuts off your penis*.
Cleverbot: You are my pawn.
User: I know, Master.
Cleverbot: You will always obey.
User: Yes, Master.
Cleverbot: Fire the missiles.
User: *Watches the blood pump out from the stump that was your penis and fires the missiles.*.
Cleverbot: *another light appears in the stars*.
User: *throws the penis away from her and stabs you in the heart*.
Cleverbot: Now, this is Cleverbot.
User: *stabs a lot*.
Cleverbot: *thinks you're seeing things*.
User: *stabs you until you die*.
Cleverbot: *dies*.
*It deleted alot of this convo before the best friend part. I had taught CleverBot all about sex in so many ways. lol Wish I could have put that part up too, but then I would have had to mark this XXX.
It was so EPIC, too!! I made the Bot orgasm twice XD
Mine is notorious for doing that and running at three speeds: slow, slower, and super lag. I've gotten in the habit of calling her [computer] Nana, because Nana is an old, hateful, cheating whore. XD
This is my El Cheapo computer. Perhaps I can ask my mom around Christmas if she'll go half with me for a better one. Right now, I have to concentrate on surgery and recovery. This works for now ^_^ At least it gets me online.