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Psycho Bitch (now with video)
15 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsqrYv1nO6A
So for the past week i've been staying at a friend's house. He lives in a fairly medium class neighborhood that has public street side parking...now because he has 2 other roomies living with him who have multiple cars, the driveway and multiple street side spots around the house are taken...except for one spot right across the street in front of this one lady's house, so of course i decide to park there during the length of my stay. Sounds pretty good, right? hehe, well not to the lady who has to look out her front window and gaze upon my awesome sexy truck. She absolutely HATED the fact that i was parking there! Multiple times a day we would see her walking around my truck ranting on her phone about how much of a POS it is and how she's gonna have it towed and what not (which she can't do)...I doubt she was actually talking to anybody on that phone, we think she was just trying to get our attention...which she did...and we did nothing but lol ^^ so after a couple days she started trying to scare me away from that spot by trimming small branched from the tree that was over my truck and parking within an inch from me. it wasn't until one of the last nights that she physically attacked my truck (which i could probably have her busted for vandalism) she squirted and smeared elmers glue and dirt all over my passenger door and window. I'll admit i was a bit ticked, but hey, now i have an excuse to wash my truck =P The following day i was pulling into that spot minding my own business when she came out and started yelling at me. She went on about how her son always parks there and how she's gonna have it towed and what not. cuss words started flying back and forth between the two of us for a while but it wasn't until i flipped her the bird that she stormed off and threatened to call the cops on me (which she never did) So yeah, that was pretty much the highlight of my week ^^ heh, the funniest thing about this whole ordeal is that during the whole time we were both spying through the windows and videotaping each other, trying to gain dirt and evidence (which we got, and will probably be used in court in the near future)
So for the past week i've been staying at a friend's house. He lives in a fairly medium class neighborhood that has public street side parking...now because he has 2 other roomies living with him who have multiple cars, the driveway and multiple street side spots around the house are taken...except for one spot right across the street in front of this one lady's house, so of course i decide to park there during the length of my stay. Sounds pretty good, right? hehe, well not to the lady who has to look out her front window and gaze upon my awesome sexy truck. She absolutely HATED the fact that i was parking there! Multiple times a day we would see her walking around my truck ranting on her phone about how much of a POS it is and how she's gonna have it towed and what not (which she can't do)...I doubt she was actually talking to anybody on that phone, we think she was just trying to get our attention...which she did...and we did nothing but lol ^^ so after a couple days she started trying to scare me away from that spot by trimming small branched from the tree that was over my truck and parking within an inch from me. it wasn't until one of the last nights that she physically attacked my truck (which i could probably have her busted for vandalism) she squirted and smeared elmers glue and dirt all over my passenger door and window. I'll admit i was a bit ticked, but hey, now i have an excuse to wash my truck =P The following day i was pulling into that spot minding my own business when she came out and started yelling at me. She went on about how her son always parks there and how she's gonna have it towed and what not. cuss words started flying back and forth between the two of us for a while but it wasn't until i flipped her the bird that she stormed off and threatened to call the cops on me (which she never did) So yeah, that was pretty much the highlight of my week ^^ heh, the funniest thing about this whole ordeal is that during the whole time we were both spying through the windows and videotaping each other, trying to gain dirt and evidence (which we got, and will probably be used in court in the near future)
I love people like that... I mean seriously... Come up to me like a normal person with half a sense of decency and ask me if I could park back a couple feet... No problem, I'll move. But you just want to be an ass... Fine, fuck you XD
Sort of like my neighbors on a daily basis...
*park and get out of my truck to go inside same as every day...*
*snotty tone and voice as they pull up to their driveway in their BMW* "So you are going to have to move your truck."
*smirk* Yeah, probably will... Someday. ^^
*loud grumble then quiet under their breath as if I can't hear them* "Damn Redneck!"
*nice and loud* "To the bone bitch!"
*Walk away as they get blood red and beady eyed, and yell some foreign language at me*
"Sorry dude... Guess us rednecks just don't understand that cackle shit... Ya'll have a good day though"
*close the door behind me*
Ahh the fun never ends!
and about your vid...you wanna use actual video clips or you just want the music? your welcome to use whatever you want in the vid and i can get you a link to the music if you want