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The Dilemma was a flop!!
15 years ago
Dal Capo al coda.
Sorry for the delay for the update!
Okay, so I set up for myself certain requirements that had to be met to convince me to go to the figure drawing event mentioned in the last journal.
I found all my art supplies necessary-- all my pencils, charcoal, and paper. I even found my big clipboard thingy I stick my art paper on.
I had the right amount of money for their little entrance fee in my wallet.
No one I live with knew what I was up to. In fact, no one was home or awake when the time came to leave. This was important so I didn't need to work on an alibi.
Everything went according to plan!
SO I WENT. Ha! HAHAAAAA!!!
All my drawings sucked! I was so excited, and nervous! People must've thought I was on drugs or something the way I percieved I must have been acting. I hid in the back, and tried to not bring attention to myself.
At one point I freaked out with the thought that just MAYBE I might be recognized by the girl, because it dawned on me I might have met her at our little Tape Show we had at our place a few weeks ago.
I kept to myself. I made it a point to discreetly disappear when no one was looking.
I made it home, and left all my things in my truck, and cautiously tip-toed up the stairs. The place was still vacant, so I rushed back to get all my things into my closet as fast as possible.
I did it! ha ha haha!!!! I got away with it! I looked at the ta-ta's and yo-yo-yoni of another man's woman! Ah ha ha ha! I'm terrible! Ah ha haha! But on a side note, she was a very attractive model... I'm not going to go into details-- that's disrespectful for the woman herself.
OH MAN, I was the cat that ate the canary! Especially when my roommate came back from his trip. I AM A TERRIBlE LIAR IN PERSON, so I was already nervous when he walked into the room. Well... not so nervous about getting in trouble, but nervouse because I HAD A SECRET I WANTED SO BADLY TO TELL!!!
"So, Rindimo," my betrayed friend began with a SMIRK--a smirk!-- "Did you go to the figure drawing?"
Oh man, I instantly thought that she must have recognized me and told him! But experience has taught me never to assume the offended party has 100% of the facts.
"Man, you lucked out!" I laughed, (laughing is good, because I was all excited anyway.) "I had everything ready to go, and I thought I'd take a short nap before I went-- and slept through the whole thing!"
This is a believeable lie, because such circumstances have happenned many a time.
The roommate laughs. "I knew you wouldn't do it! Ha ha ha!"
Relief! "Yeah, ha ha ha!"
"You know the silly part of the whole thing?" He begins.
"Oh, what's that?" I'm still keeping on my toes-- expecting him to suddenly scream at me and expose all the lies.
"SHE CHICKENNED OUT!" he laughs. "They had another girl stand-in for her! All this time I was freaking out, and she calls me, crying about how she couldn't do it!--
YOU GUYS COULD HAVE GONE ALL ALONG!"
Me: ...........WHAT!?!?
So the whole dilemma turned out to be a flop. Good for him, bad for me. I guess the bright side is I actually left the house, and wasn't acting like a shut-in for one night.
I didn't have the heart to tell him all I went through after all of that. There would be no point other than he would know I'm a rotten bastard that can never be trusted. The intention in my actions would still speak for themselves should he learn of them.
So it's our little secret, Internet! LOL. What a bittersweet ending! Well, to me... welll.... I don't know anymore. I guess it was the best possible outcome that could have happenned to everyone involved. (The worst would involve my chalk outline at a crime scene.)
ON A SIDE NOTE: GUESS WHAT!?!? Well, the garbage disposal is still fucked up, but that's not the point-- HE INVITED HER OVER TO DRAW HER IN HIS ROOM!!! He is totally using this whole thing to his advantage!
He is the winner. So smooth and slick.
There is much to be gleaned from this whole experience. Possibly even a movie deal. Or... you know.... some sort of lesson... thing...
One thing's for certain-- I gotta get out more, period!
Until next time!
--Rindimo "Chaotic Neutral" Cheetah! ;)
EDIT: I re-read my stories, and realised I forgot to mention I had yet to actually meet this girl in person. That is, until tonight-- I finally just ran into her while getting ready to leave for work. her and my roommate were inviting everyone to come along for some sort of outing.
But the point was-- I actually never met her, therefore I didn't know what she looked like in all of the whole debacle. All I know was she met my roommate at our tape show, and things went from there. She is quite cute, and a lot more petit than the girl I actually drew.
Okay, so I set up for myself certain requirements that had to be met to convince me to go to the figure drawing event mentioned in the last journal.
I found all my art supplies necessary-- all my pencils, charcoal, and paper. I even found my big clipboard thingy I stick my art paper on.
I had the right amount of money for their little entrance fee in my wallet.
No one I live with knew what I was up to. In fact, no one was home or awake when the time came to leave. This was important so I didn't need to work on an alibi.
Everything went according to plan!
SO I WENT. Ha! HAHAAAAA!!!
All my drawings sucked! I was so excited, and nervous! People must've thought I was on drugs or something the way I percieved I must have been acting. I hid in the back, and tried to not bring attention to myself.
At one point I freaked out with the thought that just MAYBE I might be recognized by the girl, because it dawned on me I might have met her at our little Tape Show we had at our place a few weeks ago.
I kept to myself. I made it a point to discreetly disappear when no one was looking.
I made it home, and left all my things in my truck, and cautiously tip-toed up the stairs. The place was still vacant, so I rushed back to get all my things into my closet as fast as possible.
I did it! ha ha haha!!!! I got away with it! I looked at the ta-ta's and yo-yo-yoni of another man's woman! Ah ha ha ha! I'm terrible! Ah ha haha! But on a side note, she was a very attractive model... I'm not going to go into details-- that's disrespectful for the woman herself.
OH MAN, I was the cat that ate the canary! Especially when my roommate came back from his trip. I AM A TERRIBlE LIAR IN PERSON, so I was already nervous when he walked into the room. Well... not so nervous about getting in trouble, but nervouse because I HAD A SECRET I WANTED SO BADLY TO TELL!!!
"So, Rindimo," my betrayed friend began with a SMIRK--a smirk!-- "Did you go to the figure drawing?"
Oh man, I instantly thought that she must have recognized me and told him! But experience has taught me never to assume the offended party has 100% of the facts.
"Man, you lucked out!" I laughed, (laughing is good, because I was all excited anyway.) "I had everything ready to go, and I thought I'd take a short nap before I went-- and slept through the whole thing!"
This is a believeable lie, because such circumstances have happenned many a time.
The roommate laughs. "I knew you wouldn't do it! Ha ha ha!"
Relief! "Yeah, ha ha ha!"
"You know the silly part of the whole thing?" He begins.
"Oh, what's that?" I'm still keeping on my toes-- expecting him to suddenly scream at me and expose all the lies.
"SHE CHICKENNED OUT!" he laughs. "They had another girl stand-in for her! All this time I was freaking out, and she calls me, crying about how she couldn't do it!--
YOU GUYS COULD HAVE GONE ALL ALONG!"
Me: ...........WHAT!?!?
So the whole dilemma turned out to be a flop. Good for him, bad for me. I guess the bright side is I actually left the house, and wasn't acting like a shut-in for one night.
I didn't have the heart to tell him all I went through after all of that. There would be no point other than he would know I'm a rotten bastard that can never be trusted. The intention in my actions would still speak for themselves should he learn of them.
So it's our little secret, Internet! LOL. What a bittersweet ending! Well, to me... welll.... I don't know anymore. I guess it was the best possible outcome that could have happenned to everyone involved. (The worst would involve my chalk outline at a crime scene.)
ON A SIDE NOTE: GUESS WHAT!?!? Well, the garbage disposal is still fucked up, but that's not the point-- HE INVITED HER OVER TO DRAW HER IN HIS ROOM!!! He is totally using this whole thing to his advantage!
He is the winner. So smooth and slick.
There is much to be gleaned from this whole experience. Possibly even a movie deal. Or... you know.... some sort of lesson... thing...
One thing's for certain-- I gotta get out more, period!
Until next time!
--Rindimo "Chaotic Neutral" Cheetah! ;)
EDIT: I re-read my stories, and realised I forgot to mention I had yet to actually meet this girl in person. That is, until tonight-- I finally just ran into her while getting ready to leave for work. her and my roommate were inviting everyone to come along for some sort of outing.
But the point was-- I actually never met her, therefore I didn't know what she looked like in all of the whole debacle. All I know was she met my roommate at our tape show, and things went from there. She is quite cute, and a lot more petit than the girl I actually drew.
I actually did finally meet this girl tonight. She seems quite cute.