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16 years ago
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Okay, sooooooooo the boyfriend's boyfriend is over and things are interesting. It's almost like... I'unno. Having another... uhhh........ girl CLOSER TO MY AGE AROUND? Indiana. Retirement state, if not homophobic walmart central.
You might have been to walmart in Indiana or you might not have, well the one in Avon sucks.
Okay. So the boyfriend's boyfriend--- let's just call him BB for now. I hate giving names out publicly. :3 Otherwise. You could easily stalk him and do him in the booty. Hmm....
Okay so he came all the way from another state--- a flight even, and we want to get make up to use I guess, and so we ask this woman at the jewelry area if she knows where some really gay but not CRAZY gay make up is at. Y'know. Gay.. not crazy gay. Then we go to the isle and he's like, "I want emo glaaam gay..... y'knooow?' And so she is so confused and says, "Let me go get the manager and he'll be able to help."
The BB looks so excited and we're just waiting for this... what I guess would be a short fat bald guy who TOTALLY knows all about this glamulously gay make up cause. 80s. Glam. Right?
Well he never does show... probably too scared to show his inner colors of knooowing colors.
Okay so we just find some colors on our own... on our bloody lonesome cause 80s guy couldn't show... :[ theen... ohoh. Forgotten detail. He's wearing a sequin santa hat, a blue one, and says to this kind of cute kind of pudgy but mean looking chick... "I HAZ A KITTY CARD. =D" And waggles a little, and she has this look on her face... WHAT DOOO YOU WAAAANT!!!? D<
Anyways. So we're about to sign for what we bought-- boyfriend's card, and we're trying to think of what to sign with. The girl then suddenly is like.. "IF THAT IS NOT YOUR CARD, YOU CAN'T USE IT." And the BB is like, "Whaaaaat? You seriouuuus? I do that all the time for my mom's card." I'm bouncing around on my feet trying not to say it but I'm thinking, "Pfft. Your mom could buy this shitty ass walmart, and replace it with nicer midgets. :/"
So she brings in her friend who is higher on the rank is all like, "YOU CAN'T USE IT IF YOU DON'T OWN THE CARD." And we're like, "But it's boyfriend's. D: He's out in the car. Reaaally tired. You're going to make him sooo mad." Sometimes the BB would say something like, "But it's my card," and the girl would fuss like fucking hell, "YOU JUST TOLD ME IT'S NOT YOUR CARD."
We get bored of their hate against his giddiness, and we go get the boyfriend to fix this, and we just stand around all like, "Yeah. You gone made him mad. :I"-Parts might have been snipped out as they might highly offend stereotypes outside of sexy gay boys. :D
So yeah. Interesting day! The scene wasn't needed but like I said... like having another girl around. One with actual awesome urges to make a scene. We almost did it again, but we thought, "Shit. Not in the same day. :[ Maybe the next. =D"
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Okay. That said, my commissions are still open. I'll be a LITTLE busy.... buuuut not too much of a big deal. Just contact via notes and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. -Beeep.
You might have been to walmart in Indiana or you might not have, well the one in Avon sucks.
Okay. So the boyfriend's boyfriend--- let's just call him BB for now. I hate giving names out publicly. :3 Otherwise. You could easily stalk him and do him in the booty. Hmm....
Okay so he came all the way from another state--- a flight even, and we want to get make up to use I guess, and so we ask this woman at the jewelry area if she knows where some really gay but not CRAZY gay make up is at. Y'know. Gay.. not crazy gay. Then we go to the isle and he's like, "I want emo glaaam gay..... y'knooow?' And so she is so confused and says, "Let me go get the manager and he'll be able to help."
The BB looks so excited and we're just waiting for this... what I guess would be a short fat bald guy who TOTALLY knows all about this glamulously gay make up cause. 80s. Glam. Right?
Well he never does show... probably too scared to show his inner colors of knooowing colors.
Okay so we just find some colors on our own... on our bloody lonesome cause 80s guy couldn't show... :[ theen... ohoh. Forgotten detail. He's wearing a sequin santa hat, a blue one, and says to this kind of cute kind of pudgy but mean looking chick... "I HAZ A KITTY CARD. =D" And waggles a little, and she has this look on her face... WHAT DOOO YOU WAAAANT!!!? D<
Anyways. So we're about to sign for what we bought-- boyfriend's card, and we're trying to think of what to sign with. The girl then suddenly is like.. "IF THAT IS NOT YOUR CARD, YOU CAN'T USE IT." And the BB is like, "Whaaaaat? You seriouuuus? I do that all the time for my mom's card." I'm bouncing around on my feet trying not to say it but I'm thinking, "Pfft. Your mom could buy this shitty ass walmart, and replace it with nicer midgets. :/"
So she brings in her friend who is higher on the rank is all like, "YOU CAN'T USE IT IF YOU DON'T OWN THE CARD." And we're like, "But it's boyfriend's. D: He's out in the car. Reaaally tired. You're going to make him sooo mad." Sometimes the BB would say something like, "But it's my card," and the girl would fuss like fucking hell, "YOU JUST TOLD ME IT'S NOT YOUR CARD."
We get bored of their hate against his giddiness, and we go get the boyfriend to fix this, and we just stand around all like, "Yeah. You gone made him mad. :I"-Parts might have been snipped out as they might highly offend stereotypes outside of sexy gay boys. :D
So yeah. Interesting day! The scene wasn't needed but like I said... like having another girl around. One with actual awesome urges to make a scene. We almost did it again, but we thought, "Shit. Not in the same day. :[ Maybe the next. =D"
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Okay. That said, my commissions are still open. I'll be a LITTLE busy.... buuuut not too much of a big deal. Just contact via notes and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. -Beeep.
