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General | Posted 15 years ago
darkside666 -I will definitely seek to get it colored too. :)And Yurika/Waffle's scary ass idea.
I'm tired of just drawing people on clouds, or well admittedly underwear dancing. Not that I wouldn't take that kind of commission, but for me it's already been done- both. I seek inspiring things. If you've already had it done then I might actually just have to brush the thought aside, cause then you'll have an inventory of art containing your character doing the same thing only maybe at a different angle.
The closest to the next inspiring art idea was
JaceMint's. I said I'd try to pick three. The hunter thing made me grin, so I'm at least doing a sketch for that. :) Artist Block: Artist taking up to three requests -Edit
General | Posted 15 years agoI have to REALLY like them. This is technically your chance of free art. No promises if I will color them or give them backgrounds but give it a shot, and I will see if I like it. This is artists choice only. Might make one. Might make two. Might make three, but they have to be very specific, and maybe unique.
Try to be VERY descriptive mind you. First come is not first served. First inspiring idea first served.
1. Yurika's request:
His character leaping over a car shooting at zombies while people in the background are having tea. One person saying, "Can you keep it quiet!? We are trying to enjoy our tea."
- I know he's my boyfriend and it sounds like favoritism but this is the kind of ORIGINALITY and details I want. If you already have something similar to what you ask for, or if you ask for something I've already done.... Chances are I won't even think about it.
Try to be VERY descriptive mind you. First come is not first served. First inspiring idea first served.
1. Yurika's request:
His character leaping over a car shooting at zombies while people in the background are having tea. One person saying, "Can you keep it quiet!? We are trying to enjoy our tea."
- I know he's my boyfriend and it sounds like favoritism but this is the kind of ORIGINALITY and details I want. If you already have something similar to what you ask for, or if you ask for something I've already done.... Chances are I won't even think about it.
Nonsense!: OOOooo Red button.
General | Posted 16 years agoSo I talk to a person who just happens to be a xenomorph. It was a very serious conversation.
Wr'wrl'sk Rh's'ss'sk'th: It would still pop out between your boobs
Hmm... Well that was interesting.
Wr'wrl'sk Rh's'ss'sk'th: It would still pop out between your boobs
Hmm... Well that was interesting.
Just a little bit special; Kris-; retarded/mature content
General | Posted 16 years agoOkay, so I was to entertain Kris, my boyfriend's boyfriend cause my boyfriend needed to do his work, and Kris just happened to be super seriously browsing e621. Well so I took him upstairs to draw; he's kind of good for a newbie in sense, and a lot of the stuff if we drew together would be masterpieces. All but one.
He drew a puppy boy- not like cub... more like his age-ish... 19? 20? idk.. In a baseball cap.... it was so pretty kind of except that after he was done drawing it, he drew it with a pene in its mouth. Nice one. Only other problem? The knott was lop sided at the wrong angle. So here's something for fun.
I want everyone if they can draw the same thing. Really sketchy sketches if you can to kind of show him how to draw it right at least. :[
Bright side. I still got a sketchy sketch in for two people. One I think is super awesome and one I'm okay with. :3
Check it out or else I'll shank you.
http://i34.tinypic.com/2nm15s3.jpg
He drew a puppy boy- not like cub... more like his age-ish... 19? 20? idk.. In a baseball cap.... it was so pretty kind of except that after he was done drawing it, he drew it with a pene in its mouth. Nice one. Only other problem? The knott was lop sided at the wrong angle. So here's something for fun.
I want everyone if they can draw the same thing. Really sketchy sketches if you can to kind of show him how to draw it right at least. :[
Bright side. I still got a sketchy sketch in for two people. One I think is super awesome and one I'm okay with. :3
Check it out or else I'll shank you.
http://i34.tinypic.com/2nm15s3.jpg
Pointless Journal entry
General | Posted 16 years agoMmmm. Pizza....
Wait.. why are you reading? O_o;;;
Wait.. why are you reading? O_o;;;
Art Request: Only taking one- ~Free full art.~
General | Posted 16 years agoI'm feeling really generous for a change. I thought maybe a contest would be interesting, but that would take too long, and I'd probably be so picky on entries. So here's the deal. First to post a reference(s) and idea of what they want... gets full free art. However, this is only being done ONCE. Why? Because full art takes forever, and my birthday is soon. =D ((Aug 17th.))
Requirements:
-It must be post-able. If it's not then that's just boring. D: Need I explain more?
-You must have a reference or two.
-You CAN have more than one character.
-It WILL be colored/inked/full background...ed.....
-Prefer if you post here but a note is fine. I can look at timing. ;P
And the winner is....
* Story-Teller-Hakiri
Requirements:
-It must be post-able. If it's not then that's just boring. D: Need I explain more?
-You must have a reference or two.
-You CAN have more than one character.
-It WILL be colored/inked/full background...ed.....
-Prefer if you post here but a note is fine. I can look at timing. ;P
And the winner is....
* Story-Teller-Hakiri
New Catteon layout:
General | Posted 16 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/view/4247848
Yup. That's right. I sold the original design as I was going to make her white, a friend suddenly said decided against it by buying her off of me. :]
No this new one is not for sale. xD
Yup. That's right. I sold the original design as I was going to make her white, a friend suddenly said decided against it by buying her off of me. :]
No this new one is not for sale. xD
OH YAY! A question thingy. O_o
General | Posted 16 years ago1. How old will you be in five years?
27.
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
Boyfriend. What did you expect?
3. How tall are you?
5' 4"
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
Maybe trying out for the iron artist.
5. What's the last movie you saw?
Despicable Me - this was the answer of the person I got this meme from. :[ Yet it's true.
6. Who was the last person you called?
I don't... -CALL- people. I charge for calls. P:
7. Who was the last person to call you?
I think a penis enhancement offer that disguised itself as
the bank to my grandma. They wanted me and so they asked if I
would like some 'sexual performance enhancement pills.' I shouted, "MY PENIS IS LONG ENOUGH TO GO BACK IN HISTORY AND HELP ABORT YOU!" "What?"
Then I started rambling about how my Gorean crew was going to capture him if he didn't submit right away.
8. What was the last text message you received?
My boyfriend. Crying about how he doesn't understand how he didn't react as
emotional as HIS boyfriend did to a con artist beautician, and thinking he
needed meds. I told him I'd do the same because you can't place emotions
before logic sometimes.
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
I don't have one. Last one I seen was on my boyfriend's phone- his mom
trying to avoid visiting us cause she just found out he's slightly... gay?
10. Do you prefer to call or text?
I barely talk to anyone on the phone, except family.
Skype-- I have to have a reason. Text works just fine.
11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
Debated writing? I always wanted to try that field.
12. Are your parents married/divorced?
Mom's been married three times. Eloped the first time. Trashy hippie wedding the second, and normal wedding at this house when the porch wasn't as bad as it is now.
13. When did you last see your mom?
Two and a half weeks ago.
14. What color are your eyes?
Actually.. another thing shared with the last user of this. --- Hazel. O_o
15. What time did you wake up today?
2.00 PM.
16. What are you wearing right now?
Uh. Tank top and caprees.
17. Do you like Christmas songs?
((Little Drummer boy tune.)) Oh... I have a gift for you it's up in my buuuum.....
Actually, anything sung by your interesting jazzy type singers, then yes. Like King Cole, and Frank Sinatra.
18. Where is your favorite place to be?
Seaside Oregon.
19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
Doctor's office.
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Perth Australia. Got some friends I wanna visit.
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
Honestly? I wanna be rolling in the most expensive coffee beans inside a pool that I could fit your whole house in.
22. Do you tan or burn?
Irish. :/ I get burned and or freckled. Freckled no matter what.
23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
The Leprechaun of Leprechaun 3. Thus I had a fear of small people.
Oh. And Itt. Clowns would make me cry instead.
24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
The constant back and forth with two of my friends. I will often be hanging around
the girl cause the other is a total deck to her, and then with him but only cause
his dps is decent.
25. This meme seems to have left out question 25 so I will ask my own question: What's your favorite drink/brew?:
Pumpkin Spiced Chai tea latte.
26. How big is your bed?
Depends which I choose to sleep. Two queens. four twins, two couches.
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
Desktop :X and Laptop.
28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
Wouldn't you like to know? ;)
29. What color are your sheets?
Dark purple, and red, or black.
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Aughhh...... I have a ton of those but I sleep with two undernieth and one to cover my eyes. DAMN YOU SON!
31. What is your favorite season?
Summer.
33. What do you like about winter?
An actual reason to drink hot chocolate.
34. What do you like about the summer?
The heat, the lake, the scents of cocoa butter and tanning oils lingering from girls in bikinies and short shorts. Tight but skimpy clothing. Hot sand, sitting on someone else's paved road to dry off and leave butt prints. Pools. Ice cream.
35. What do you like about spring?
Fishing. I ain't fishing in winter.
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
Oregon, Michigan, Indiana, Georgia.
37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
Atlanta, Portland, Forgot one other, West Lafayette.
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
Shoes. Wood floors, even if linoleum can be a bit stiff for the step. I like to have more bounce.
39. Are you a social person?
So and so. Flirty? Yes. Keeper of secrets? Yes. Controlling a crowd? I can but I'll let someone else do it so they can have the lime light. I've been a manager of a certain group for some time which involved lots of having to get along with anyone and anything. However that doesn't count as being social as much as.... shameless? However... 50/50.
40. What was the last thing you ate?
Was yesterday. It was a corn dog.
41. What is your favorite restaurant?
Checkers. The burger is so greasy. Who knew something
like that could taste so good?
42. What is your favorite kind of ice cream?
Anything extremely fruity.
43. What is your favorite dessert?
Popsicles.
44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
Has to be extremely spicy.
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
Strawberry but no peanut butter.
46. Do you like Chinese food?
Their spiciest soup? Yes.
47. Do you like coffee?
Yup.
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
.................... I guess one?
49. What do you drink in the morning?
Coffee, or tea. Or milk. Sometimes something exotic that can only be shipped from other countries.
50. Another missing question. Pick a word if anything that comes to your mind. What would it be?
Penis-dance.
51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
Not really. My boyfriend does so I'm stuck with it.
52. Do you know how to play poker?
Yes. However no one likes a winner, so I say no
when I hang out to make people feel comfy.
53. Do you like to cuddle?
Sometimes.
54. Have you ever been to Canada?
Nope.
55. Do you have an addictive personality?
Barely. I get addicted for only a month tops. Then that one time comes and it changes. BYE BYE CRACK. DOING HEROINE. NONO. NOW DOING SEX FOR CASH. Errr........... Okay, I don't do drugs. xD
56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
Either or.
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
I believe our mind sees what we force ourselves to see or hear and sometimes actually feel. Same thing with smelling. If I force myself to really try hard enough to pick up a certain scent but it really isn't around? I can force my senses to think I'm picking up that scent due to the memory of that scent. There's other tricks I could explain but that's for another date.
58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
Yes. We both talk in old English to each other like a challenge, but morally we are very different, yet in lot of things, we are the same.
59. Do you want kids?
Two in the future. Maybe when I'm 26.
60. Do you speak any other languages?
A little bit of French, and German, but BARELY. Spanish, if you speak it to me, I can understand, but speaking back is the problem.
61. Have you ever gotten stitches?
None.
62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Nope, but I have a funny story about one.
63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
Pool. It's safer, realistically.
64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
Window.
65. Do you know how to drive a stick?
Not yet. Why?
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
Food, Clothing, useless shit.
67. Do you wear any jewelry?
No. Boyfriend wears a rolex..... Lamer. :/
68. What is/are your favorite TV show/s?
Dexter, Chuck, Gossip Girl, Glee, admittedly Avatar the last Air Bender, Invader Zim, Rocko's Modern Life, Ren and Stimpy, Daria
69. Can you roll your tongue?
Yup.
70. Who is the funniest person you know?
A lot of them. I think my friend Kevin would be that though. I could write a script, he could act it out so well, kids tipped fricken dollars and I got royalty. ;)
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
I used to have a VERY huge pink bunny plushie. Soft as hell. His name was boyfriend as my mom called him. I think I lost him. ;.;
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
I have none but when my boyfriend kept getting called by his boyfriend, I suggest Lady Gaga Telephone for the ringer when people call. His boyfriend would be all.. "OH NO. I'M NOT GUNNA STOP CALLING YOU BITCH."
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
Nope.
74. What red object is closest to you right now?
A stapler, or a tea towel. Measured the distance really. Both are equal. Fixed that though. The stapler is in my lap. I am now petting it.
75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
Yup.
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Closed. There's a loft latter in mine and so the cats will climb it and meow like a mother-f..... and I have to be the one to get a pillow sack and stuff them in it to get them down. The cats will claw if you don't use a sack and they find the pillow sack to actually be comfortable enough that even when it's on the floor they will sleep halfway out of it. O_o
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
Bees. Lake property- longest breath holder in my county, also once you are in water the scent that made them attack you is often goneif you move away from what residue the water probably taken from you. ((Yeah, you constantly give off a scent and other things believe it or not.))
78. Do you flirt a lot?
Yeah. Half of it is my job, the rest... I'm an chaotic neutral/lightly ebil girl who doesn't care but can give advice from experience and knowledge of both gender's patterns.
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Nothing, but bbq sauce is nice.
80. What is your favorite food?
Tropical, Mediterranean, Italian, Greek, and Chinese.
81. Can you change the oil on a car?
O_o...........................................................................
82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Nope.
83. Have you ever run out of gas?[/b]
Nope. I know how much gas is needed to drive.
84. What is your usual bedtime?
I prefer to sleep just between 4 AM to 9 AM. Not those exact hours, but estimatedly near them.
85. What was the last book you read?
An actual book? I guess City of Bones.
86. Do you read the newspaper?
I just did. Saw my ex. I want to call him and congratulate him on the fashion fop aux at the 4H, but then I saw everyone around him looked like the same people who SAW EVERYTHING when a tornado struck the corn field.
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Maxim, and Esquire. Yes. They're mine. Not his.
89. Do you watch soap operas?
Only in Spanish.... Do you think I'm kidding?
90. Do you dance in the car?
Nah. Too busy looking for other idiots dancing in their car to look at and make them think that I thought they were something... special. :3
91. What radio station did you last listen to?
Alternative, pop, and currently? Pandora's Otep station.
92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
My cousins. :X
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
My wow Password. I paid a guy 350 g to do my dailies cause I'm too lazy.
94. What is your favorite candle scent?
Extreme lemon, if not sandalwood.
95. What is your favorite board game?
Scrabble even though I really have no concept of it. I just spell out the most insulting but long word I can think of at the time being.
97. When was the last time you attended church?
I'm going to guess about 15 years ago. It was the most boring thing I had been to.
98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
All of my English teachers, and thespian/art teacher. They were all crazy but all artists. Not joking. I tested the theory. One was apparently actually a porn star at one point. A long time ago.
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
One night. One night was enough to discover my friend's little sister was smarter than her, and from that day forward, the same has been true.
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
Everyone really forgets my birthday usually, and when it comes to holidays, my friends often forget me, so I enjoy my life thrice as much as those who receive to kind of make them feel questionable on materialism. I did say I'm slightly ebil right? However, the last person to do something special for me was my boyfriend allowing me to play Sims 3 on his phone. That was awesome. :)
27.
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
Boyfriend. What did you expect?
3. How tall are you?
5' 4"
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
Maybe trying out for the iron artist.
5. What's the last movie you saw?
Despicable Me - this was the answer of the person I got this meme from. :[ Yet it's true.
6. Who was the last person you called?
I don't... -CALL- people. I charge for calls. P:
7. Who was the last person to call you?
I think a penis enhancement offer that disguised itself as
the bank to my grandma. They wanted me and so they asked if I
would like some 'sexual performance enhancement pills.' I shouted, "MY PENIS IS LONG ENOUGH TO GO BACK IN HISTORY AND HELP ABORT YOU!" "What?"
Then I started rambling about how my Gorean crew was going to capture him if he didn't submit right away.
8. What was the last text message you received?
My boyfriend. Crying about how he doesn't understand how he didn't react as
emotional as HIS boyfriend did to a con artist beautician, and thinking he
needed meds. I told him I'd do the same because you can't place emotions
before logic sometimes.
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
I don't have one. Last one I seen was on my boyfriend's phone- his mom
trying to avoid visiting us cause she just found out he's slightly... gay?
10. Do you prefer to call or text?
I barely talk to anyone on the phone, except family.
Skype-- I have to have a reason. Text works just fine.
11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
Debated writing? I always wanted to try that field.
12. Are your parents married/divorced?
Mom's been married three times. Eloped the first time. Trashy hippie wedding the second, and normal wedding at this house when the porch wasn't as bad as it is now.
13. When did you last see your mom?
Two and a half weeks ago.
14. What color are your eyes?
Actually.. another thing shared with the last user of this. --- Hazel. O_o
15. What time did you wake up today?
2.00 PM.
16. What are you wearing right now?
Uh. Tank top and caprees.
17. Do you like Christmas songs?
((Little Drummer boy tune.)) Oh... I have a gift for you it's up in my buuuum.....
Actually, anything sung by your interesting jazzy type singers, then yes. Like King Cole, and Frank Sinatra.
18. Where is your favorite place to be?
Seaside Oregon.
19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
Doctor's office.
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Perth Australia. Got some friends I wanna visit.
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
Honestly? I wanna be rolling in the most expensive coffee beans inside a pool that I could fit your whole house in.
22. Do you tan or burn?
Irish. :/ I get burned and or freckled. Freckled no matter what.
23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
The Leprechaun of Leprechaun 3. Thus I had a fear of small people.
Oh. And Itt. Clowns would make me cry instead.
24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
The constant back and forth with two of my friends. I will often be hanging around
the girl cause the other is a total deck to her, and then with him but only cause
his dps is decent.
25. This meme seems to have left out question 25 so I will ask my own question: What's your favorite drink/brew?:
Pumpkin Spiced Chai tea latte.
26. How big is your bed?
Depends which I choose to sleep. Two queens. four twins, two couches.
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
Desktop :X and Laptop.
28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
Wouldn't you like to know? ;)
29. What color are your sheets?
Dark purple, and red, or black.
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Aughhh...... I have a ton of those but I sleep with two undernieth and one to cover my eyes. DAMN YOU SON!
31. What is your favorite season?
Summer.
33. What do you like about winter?
An actual reason to drink hot chocolate.
34. What do you like about the summer?
The heat, the lake, the scents of cocoa butter and tanning oils lingering from girls in bikinies and short shorts. Tight but skimpy clothing. Hot sand, sitting on someone else's paved road to dry off and leave butt prints. Pools. Ice cream.
35. What do you like about spring?
Fishing. I ain't fishing in winter.
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
Oregon, Michigan, Indiana, Georgia.
37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
Atlanta, Portland, Forgot one other, West Lafayette.
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
Shoes. Wood floors, even if linoleum can be a bit stiff for the step. I like to have more bounce.
39. Are you a social person?
So and so. Flirty? Yes. Keeper of secrets? Yes. Controlling a crowd? I can but I'll let someone else do it so they can have the lime light. I've been a manager of a certain group for some time which involved lots of having to get along with anyone and anything. However that doesn't count as being social as much as.... shameless? However... 50/50.
40. What was the last thing you ate?
Was yesterday. It was a corn dog.
41. What is your favorite restaurant?
Checkers. The burger is so greasy. Who knew something
like that could taste so good?
42. What is your favorite kind of ice cream?
Anything extremely fruity.
43. What is your favorite dessert?
Popsicles.
44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
Has to be extremely spicy.
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
Strawberry but no peanut butter.
46. Do you like Chinese food?
Their spiciest soup? Yes.
47. Do you like coffee?
Yup.
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
.................... I guess one?
49. What do you drink in the morning?
Coffee, or tea. Or milk. Sometimes something exotic that can only be shipped from other countries.
50. Another missing question. Pick a word if anything that comes to your mind. What would it be?
Penis-dance.
51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
Not really. My boyfriend does so I'm stuck with it.
52. Do you know how to play poker?
Yes. However no one likes a winner, so I say no
when I hang out to make people feel comfy.
53. Do you like to cuddle?
Sometimes.
54. Have you ever been to Canada?
Nope.
55. Do you have an addictive personality?
Barely. I get addicted for only a month tops. Then that one time comes and it changes. BYE BYE CRACK. DOING HEROINE. NONO. NOW DOING SEX FOR CASH. Errr........... Okay, I don't do drugs. xD
56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
Either or.
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
I believe our mind sees what we force ourselves to see or hear and sometimes actually feel. Same thing with smelling. If I force myself to really try hard enough to pick up a certain scent but it really isn't around? I can force my senses to think I'm picking up that scent due to the memory of that scent. There's other tricks I could explain but that's for another date.
58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
Yes. We both talk in old English to each other like a challenge, but morally we are very different, yet in lot of things, we are the same.
59. Do you want kids?
Two in the future. Maybe when I'm 26.
60. Do you speak any other languages?
A little bit of French, and German, but BARELY. Spanish, if you speak it to me, I can understand, but speaking back is the problem.
61. Have you ever gotten stitches?
None.
62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Nope, but I have a funny story about one.
63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
Pool. It's safer, realistically.
64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
Window.
65. Do you know how to drive a stick?
Not yet. Why?
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
Food, Clothing, useless shit.
67. Do you wear any jewelry?
No. Boyfriend wears a rolex..... Lamer. :/
68. What is/are your favorite TV show/s?
Dexter, Chuck, Gossip Girl, Glee, admittedly Avatar the last Air Bender, Invader Zim, Rocko's Modern Life, Ren and Stimpy, Daria
69. Can you roll your tongue?
Yup.
70. Who is the funniest person you know?
A lot of them. I think my friend Kevin would be that though. I could write a script, he could act it out so well, kids tipped fricken dollars and I got royalty. ;)
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
I used to have a VERY huge pink bunny plushie. Soft as hell. His name was boyfriend as my mom called him. I think I lost him. ;.;
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
I have none but when my boyfriend kept getting called by his boyfriend, I suggest Lady Gaga Telephone for the ringer when people call. His boyfriend would be all.. "OH NO. I'M NOT GUNNA STOP CALLING YOU BITCH."
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
Nope.
74. What red object is closest to you right now?
A stapler, or a tea towel. Measured the distance really. Both are equal. Fixed that though. The stapler is in my lap. I am now petting it.
75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
Yup.
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Closed. There's a loft latter in mine and so the cats will climb it and meow like a mother-f..... and I have to be the one to get a pillow sack and stuff them in it to get them down. The cats will claw if you don't use a sack and they find the pillow sack to actually be comfortable enough that even when it's on the floor they will sleep halfway out of it. O_o
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
Bees. Lake property- longest breath holder in my county, also once you are in water the scent that made them attack you is often goneif you move away from what residue the water probably taken from you. ((Yeah, you constantly give off a scent and other things believe it or not.))
78. Do you flirt a lot?
Yeah. Half of it is my job, the rest... I'm an chaotic neutral/lightly ebil girl who doesn't care but can give advice from experience and knowledge of both gender's patterns.
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Nothing, but bbq sauce is nice.
80. What is your favorite food?
Tropical, Mediterranean, Italian, Greek, and Chinese.
81. Can you change the oil on a car?
O_o...........................................................................
82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Nope.
83. Have you ever run out of gas?[/b]
Nope. I know how much gas is needed to drive.
84. What is your usual bedtime?
I prefer to sleep just between 4 AM to 9 AM. Not those exact hours, but estimatedly near them.
85. What was the last book you read?
An actual book? I guess City of Bones.
86. Do you read the newspaper?
I just did. Saw my ex. I want to call him and congratulate him on the fashion fop aux at the 4H, but then I saw everyone around him looked like the same people who SAW EVERYTHING when a tornado struck the corn field.
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Maxim, and Esquire. Yes. They're mine. Not his.
89. Do you watch soap operas?
Only in Spanish.... Do you think I'm kidding?
90. Do you dance in the car?
Nah. Too busy looking for other idiots dancing in their car to look at and make them think that I thought they were something... special. :3
91. What radio station did you last listen to?
Alternative, pop, and currently? Pandora's Otep station.
92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
My cousins. :X
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
My wow Password. I paid a guy 350 g to do my dailies cause I'm too lazy.
94. What is your favorite candle scent?
Extreme lemon, if not sandalwood.
95. What is your favorite board game?
Scrabble even though I really have no concept of it. I just spell out the most insulting but long word I can think of at the time being.
97. When was the last time you attended church?
I'm going to guess about 15 years ago. It was the most boring thing I had been to.
98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
All of my English teachers, and thespian/art teacher. They were all crazy but all artists. Not joking. I tested the theory. One was apparently actually a porn star at one point. A long time ago.
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
One night. One night was enough to discover my friend's little sister was smarter than her, and from that day forward, the same has been true.
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
Everyone really forgets my birthday usually, and when it comes to holidays, my friends often forget me, so I enjoy my life thrice as much as those who receive to kind of make them feel questionable on materialism. I did say I'm slightly ebil right? However, the last person to do something special for me was my boyfriend allowing me to play Sims 3 on his phone. That was awesome. :)
Open for commissions AND... Mordheim? wtf is this?
General | Posted 16 years agoYeah. I know. This is probably supposed to be like something about bla-bla-bla on how much I absolutely want to do commissions but as soon as I typed this sentence out, I kind of forgot why I even cared to talk about that!
So I've recently discovered something in Indianapolis called Mordheim. It's interesting. I almost registered but then the only other girl kept acting like she was super important.... and stuff... i'unno. Painting figures seemed like fun, but I doubt my pirates can compete with her vampires. :[
Though I might check it out sometime. By the way; funny facts my boyfriend spotted. They WILL snap your picture even if you ask them not to. His boyfriend kept fussing all, "OMG DUN YOU DARE TAKE MY PICTURE BETCH." SNAP. "OH NO YOU DIDN'T." SNAPSNAP. The guy just laid that tripod down and snapped away. "Is he still snapping?" SNAP.
So apparently if you go, you're stuck getting your pictures taken, AND posted on the internet WITH YOUR REAL NAME. Creepy stalky stalk? ALSO. Apparently you must have a face book. *Loaths Facebook and farmville to hell.*
Also some guys there will actually write fanfiction about everything that was played DURING. So be sure that your Xena warrior prince slashes FLUEDLY INTO THE... bear? .... D: Nooo. It was so cute too.
-EDIT ((By the way Mordheim is--> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mordheim ))
So I've recently discovered something in Indianapolis called Mordheim. It's interesting. I almost registered but then the only other girl kept acting like she was super important.... and stuff... i'unno. Painting figures seemed like fun, but I doubt my pirates can compete with her vampires. :[
Though I might check it out sometime. By the way; funny facts my boyfriend spotted. They WILL snap your picture even if you ask them not to. His boyfriend kept fussing all, "OMG DUN YOU DARE TAKE MY PICTURE BETCH." SNAP. "OH NO YOU DIDN'T." SNAPSNAP. The guy just laid that tripod down and snapped away. "Is he still snapping?" SNAP.
So apparently if you go, you're stuck getting your pictures taken, AND posted on the internet WITH YOUR REAL NAME. Creepy stalky stalk? ALSO. Apparently you must have a face book. *Loaths Facebook and farmville to hell.*
Also some guys there will actually write fanfiction about everything that was played DURING. So be sure that your Xena warrior prince slashes FLUEDLY INTO THE... bear? .... D: Nooo. It was so cute too.
-EDIT ((By the way Mordheim is--> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mordheim ))
Half and Half busy but still available for commissions.
General | Posted 16 years agoOkay, sooooooooo the boyfriend's boyfriend is over and things are interesting. It's almost like... I'unno. Having another... uhhh........ girl CLOSER TO MY AGE AROUND? Indiana. Retirement state, if not homophobic walmart central.
You might have been to walmart in Indiana or you might not have, well the one in Avon sucks.
Okay. So the boyfriend's boyfriend--- let's just call him BB for now. I hate giving names out publicly. :3 Otherwise. You could easily stalk him and do him in the booty. Hmm....
Okay so he came all the way from another state--- a flight even, and we want to get make up to use I guess, and so we ask this woman at the jewelry area if she knows where some really gay but not CRAZY gay make up is at. Y'know. Gay.. not crazy gay. Then we go to the isle and he's like, "I want emo glaaam gay..... y'knooow?' And so she is so confused and says, "Let me go get the manager and he'll be able to help."
The BB looks so excited and we're just waiting for this... what I guess would be a short fat bald guy who TOTALLY knows all about this glamulously gay make up cause. 80s. Glam. Right?
Well he never does show... probably too scared to show his inner colors of knooowing colors.
Okay so we just find some colors on our own... on our bloody lonesome cause 80s guy couldn't show... :[ theen... ohoh. Forgotten detail. He's wearing a sequin santa hat, a blue one, and says to this kind of cute kind of pudgy but mean looking chick... "I HAZ A KITTY CARD. =D" And waggles a little, and she has this look on her face... WHAT DOOO YOU WAAAANT!!!? D<
Anyways. So we're about to sign for what we bought-- boyfriend's card, and we're trying to think of what to sign with. The girl then suddenly is like.. "IF THAT IS NOT YOUR CARD, YOU CAN'T USE IT." And the BB is like, "Whaaaaat? You seriouuuus? I do that all the time for my mom's card." I'm bouncing around on my feet trying not to say it but I'm thinking, "Pfft. Your mom could buy this shitty ass walmart, and replace it with nicer midgets. :/"
So she brings in her friend who is higher on the rank is all like, "YOU CAN'T USE IT IF YOU DON'T OWN THE CARD." And we're like, "But it's boyfriend's. D: He's out in the car. Reaaally tired. You're going to make him sooo mad." Sometimes the BB would say something like, "But it's my card," and the girl would fuss like fucking hell, "YOU JUST TOLD ME IT'S NOT YOUR CARD."
We get bored of their hate against his giddiness, and we go get the boyfriend to fix this, and we just stand around all like, "Yeah. You gone made him mad. :I"-Parts might have been snipped out as they might highly offend stereotypes outside of sexy gay boys. :D
So yeah. Interesting day! The scene wasn't needed but like I said... like having another girl around. One with actual awesome urges to make a scene. We almost did it again, but we thought, "Shit. Not in the same day. :[ Maybe the next. =D"
---
Okay. That said, my commissions are still open. I'll be a LITTLE busy.... buuuut not too much of a big deal. Just contact via notes and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. -Beeep.
You might have been to walmart in Indiana or you might not have, well the one in Avon sucks.
Okay. So the boyfriend's boyfriend--- let's just call him BB for now. I hate giving names out publicly. :3 Otherwise. You could easily stalk him and do him in the booty. Hmm....
Okay so he came all the way from another state--- a flight even, and we want to get make up to use I guess, and so we ask this woman at the jewelry area if she knows where some really gay but not CRAZY gay make up is at. Y'know. Gay.. not crazy gay. Then we go to the isle and he's like, "I want emo glaaam gay..... y'knooow?' And so she is so confused and says, "Let me go get the manager and he'll be able to help."
The BB looks so excited and we're just waiting for this... what I guess would be a short fat bald guy who TOTALLY knows all about this glamulously gay make up cause. 80s. Glam. Right?
Well he never does show... probably too scared to show his inner colors of knooowing colors.
Okay so we just find some colors on our own... on our bloody lonesome cause 80s guy couldn't show... :[ theen... ohoh. Forgotten detail. He's wearing a sequin santa hat, a blue one, and says to this kind of cute kind of pudgy but mean looking chick... "I HAZ A KITTY CARD. =D" And waggles a little, and she has this look on her face... WHAT DOOO YOU WAAAANT!!!? D<
Anyways. So we're about to sign for what we bought-- boyfriend's card, and we're trying to think of what to sign with. The girl then suddenly is like.. "IF THAT IS NOT YOUR CARD, YOU CAN'T USE IT." And the BB is like, "Whaaaaat? You seriouuuus? I do that all the time for my mom's card." I'm bouncing around on my feet trying not to say it but I'm thinking, "Pfft. Your mom could buy this shitty ass walmart, and replace it with nicer midgets. :/"
So she brings in her friend who is higher on the rank is all like, "YOU CAN'T USE IT IF YOU DON'T OWN THE CARD." And we're like, "But it's boyfriend's. D: He's out in the car. Reaaally tired. You're going to make him sooo mad." Sometimes the BB would say something like, "But it's my card," and the girl would fuss like fucking hell, "YOU JUST TOLD ME IT'S NOT YOUR CARD."
We get bored of their hate against his giddiness, and we go get the boyfriend to fix this, and we just stand around all like, "Yeah. You gone made him mad. :I"-Parts might have been snipped out as they might highly offend stereotypes outside of sexy gay boys. :D
So yeah. Interesting day! The scene wasn't needed but like I said... like having another girl around. One with actual awesome urges to make a scene. We almost did it again, but we thought, "Shit. Not in the same day. :[ Maybe the next. =D"
---
Okay. That said, my commissions are still open. I'll be a LITTLE busy.... buuuut not too much of a big deal. Just contact via notes and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. -Beeep.
Blah....... .... Just blah. o.o;;;
General | Posted 16 years agoOkay. I keep drawing. Keep getting good ideas, and yet.... everything I do gets scrapped. o_____o
So right now, and for the past few months been on a huge artist block. x.x;;;; So very unsure of what I intend on aiming for. Do I want to do something that looks like cover art? A comic of the spoilers of WoW Cataclism? Maybe I want to write? However. I hate writing.
Makes me want to place on a pair of glasses, a pink hat, a pink shirt, and hide in a corner, and expect me to QQ about how my fat dad never understands me, my mom fakes to understand, my brother's too busy with a monkey in his closet, my baby brother's too busy trying to learn how to be a tyrant, and the dog is a jerk. :(
That'd be an interesting show... Hmmm....
Anyways. Might take up commissions, might not.
Though ideas that aren't commissions work too.
So right now, and for the past few months been on a huge artist block. x.x;;;; So very unsure of what I intend on aiming for. Do I want to do something that looks like cover art? A comic of the spoilers of WoW Cataclism? Maybe I want to write? However. I hate writing.
Makes me want to place on a pair of glasses, a pink hat, a pink shirt, and hide in a corner, and expect me to QQ about how my fat dad never understands me, my mom fakes to understand, my brother's too busy with a monkey in his closet, my baby brother's too busy trying to learn how to be a tyrant, and the dog is a jerk. :(
That'd be an interesting show... Hmmm....
Anyways. Might take up commissions, might not.
Though ideas that aren't commissions work too.
Commission: Do's and Don'ts.
General | Posted 16 years agoOkay, before anyone ever goes crazy about commissions just yet, rule number one. Pay the hell attention. ^_^ Like right now, spots are not open. Why? Cause one of the don'ts kiiind of happened a little, and it's really my fault for not being firm. Eh. Trust me. I get an ear full. ((I'm not the female of the relationship I'm currently in.))
So I'm going to list some rules, and some do's and don'ts so we can get along.
1. Pay attention!:
Pay attention. Before sending cash, make sure you know the artists price otherwise you end up under paying them and they get stressed the hell out about not being able to refund with out messing up their credit history, so they're stuck probably doing your commission, whether you're underpaying them or not so that you won't end up complaining later. So you end up making the artist uncomfortable and not wanting to do another commission for you.
2. One commission. One spot.:
Don't be ordering above their time limit. We truly are sometimes working on art as a first job sometimes. We're not vending machines. Some can be, but keep to their limits.
3. Cl**d***!:
If you can fill in the blanks, you know what that word is, and it's very funny. However, the case, unless the vag is rainbow and duel wielding Rick Astly or something unique, trust that female artists know what one looks like. XD However, if you are really ordering it cl**d***, feel free to use ref. :D Might lose my lunch, but sure!
4. Private commissions- they may be private, but artist choice in this.:
Not from experience yet, but remember, if you ever post something you paid for as private to a friend, one friend is enough to save it and later send it all over the universe. So don't if in case that happens, don't hold the artist responsible.
However, artists do need art folders, references, so expect that they might add to the price if they want.
5. Don't make it difficult.:
If you can pay for a commission via paypal, you should be able to keep in contact so the artist doesn't end up having to take weeks to get something done due to constant difficulty. So unless your computer can't ABSOLUTELY download jack-s.... don't be a kid. Go make a fake account at aim.com/ If you complain that you'll just get spammed by aim- then one.... you're probably playing with the bots irresponsibly, or honestly using it as email and not an aim system. (Don't know why anyone would use aim as an email system....)
So when you commissioned something difficult, and don't keep a hasty communication with them, you end up wasting theirs as well as your time.
6. This rule goes to Artists: Remember. Cheap prices, probably difficult consumers.
Not pointing fingers, or anything, but if a person sees the most cheapest prices, some will want to abuse it. I can't honestly say if that has or had happened. So like one minute you're drawing a dragon. Kay. They already said long green hair...
So then they say it looks too forest green, looks too this and that. It will probably happen. Don't ever make cheap prices unless you can handle that. xD
So I'm going to list some rules, and some do's and don'ts so we can get along.
1. Pay attention!:
Pay attention. Before sending cash, make sure you know the artists price otherwise you end up under paying them and they get stressed the hell out about not being able to refund with out messing up their credit history, so they're stuck probably doing your commission, whether you're underpaying them or not so that you won't end up complaining later. So you end up making the artist uncomfortable and not wanting to do another commission for you.
2. One commission. One spot.:
Don't be ordering above their time limit. We truly are sometimes working on art as a first job sometimes. We're not vending machines. Some can be, but keep to their limits.
3. Cl**d***!:
If you can fill in the blanks, you know what that word is, and it's very funny. However, the case, unless the vag is rainbow and duel wielding Rick Astly or something unique, trust that female artists know what one looks like. XD However, if you are really ordering it cl**d***, feel free to use ref. :D Might lose my lunch, but sure!
4. Private commissions- they may be private, but artist choice in this.:
Not from experience yet, but remember, if you ever post something you paid for as private to a friend, one friend is enough to save it and later send it all over the universe. So don't if in case that happens, don't hold the artist responsible.
However, artists do need art folders, references, so expect that they might add to the price if they want.
5. Don't make it difficult.:
If you can pay for a commission via paypal, you should be able to keep in contact so the artist doesn't end up having to take weeks to get something done due to constant difficulty. So unless your computer can't ABSOLUTELY download jack-s.... don't be a kid. Go make a fake account at aim.com/ If you complain that you'll just get spammed by aim- then one.... you're probably playing with the bots irresponsibly, or honestly using it as email and not an aim system. (Don't know why anyone would use aim as an email system....)
So when you commissioned something difficult, and don't keep a hasty communication with them, you end up wasting theirs as well as your time.
6. This rule goes to Artists: Remember. Cheap prices, probably difficult consumers.
Not pointing fingers, or anything, but if a person sees the most cheapest prices, some will want to abuse it. I can't honestly say if that has or had happened. So like one minute you're drawing a dragon. Kay. They already said long green hair...
So then they say it looks too forest green, looks too this and that. It will probably happen. Don't ever make cheap prices unless you can handle that. xD
Free Sketchy Art for--- (Limited time. xP)
General | Posted 16 years agoRules: I won't do scat, or backgrounds, and no more than two characters. More than two and I will betch slap you. :D Also must post here only . Limited to one guess. ;P
Free sketchy art for the first person to answer this question:
So. Did you motorboatz?:
A. Wut?
B. Brbrrbrr?
C. Yes. There were many dolphin casualties. Amber Alert for the following: Flipper. (NOOO! T_T)
Free sketchy art for the first person to answer this question:
So. Did you motorboatz?:
A. Wut?
B. Brbrrbrr?
C. Yes. There were many dolphin casualties. Amber Alert for the following: Flipper. (NOOO! T_T)
I hate days where I'm stuck in bed. .-.
General | Posted 16 years agoYeah. Got sick today because of my fricken sleep schedule that won't ever get go normal. .-.;;;;;;;
So... stuck in bed with a nintendo DS. and some haxed game of pokemanz. Really would rather be on this computer. *Clings.* But I'm certainly not going to get any better molesting your inboxes. xD
So... stuck in bed with a nintendo DS. and some haxed game of pokemanz. Really would rather be on this computer. *Clings.* But I'm certainly not going to get any better molesting your inboxes. xD
For those that can draw males and muscles.....
General | Posted 16 years agoDANG YOU! O:<
Nah. I admire you. Just need to learn myself is all.
Nah. I admire you. Just need to learn myself is all.
Refining:
General | Posted 16 years agoFigured if I wanted to post journal updates and still do commissions, best place the commission prices up top so they're unmovable.
In other news I am also doing 'examples,' so people know what they are getting when they ask for something, as all my art is made via computer 95% of the time. So a sketch via computer really does not look that 'dark lined,' otherwise it means 'inked.' o_o
Also that corridors, hallway, anything that is not a small object, anything that takes up large space is a background. Good lawd it is a background. Believe me. Though it seems simple, for me? It's a flipping task! Shading a wall is more complex than squares, and figuring it out, so please, any more commissions asking for corridors, and what not on a 2.50 commission, don't expect it to be 2.50. You pretty much over did the whole commission into something that'd be another 2.50 instead. T_T Really can't stretch that enough. (So please for the love of what ever... diety.. love craft daemon.. don't expect a 'corridor' to be a small thing. o_o;;;)
Anywho. ^_^
Enough ranting. Back to work. T_T;;;;;;;; ((Since I already accepted the commission not noticing the corridor part on the commission.))
In other news I am also doing 'examples,' so people know what they are getting when they ask for something, as all my art is made via computer 95% of the time. So a sketch via computer really does not look that 'dark lined,' otherwise it means 'inked.' o_o
Also that corridors, hallway, anything that is not a small object, anything that takes up large space is a background. Good lawd it is a background. Believe me. Though it seems simple, for me? It's a flipping task! Shading a wall is more complex than squares, and figuring it out, so please, any more commissions asking for corridors, and what not on a 2.50 commission, don't expect it to be 2.50. You pretty much over did the whole commission into something that'd be another 2.50 instead. T_T Really can't stretch that enough. (So please for the love of what ever... diety.. love craft daemon.. don't expect a 'corridor' to be a small thing. o_o;;;)
Anywho. ^_^
Enough ranting. Back to work. T_T;;;;;;;; ((Since I already accepted the commission not noticing the corridor part on the commission.))
SL Mature Content? XD: OH! And Commission possibilities.
General | Posted 16 years agoOkay, so my friend Feronah told me I haaad to take it down because Furaffinity tolerates no mature content Second Life images. Reasons was because no matter what I guess a person can still be underaged, (Even if SL age verified, and what not and clearly in an adult sim. xD)
So despite molesting Feronah's bed, finally finished a gift for my friend Waffles, as we can call Yurika. ((Mah betch.... slash.. uhh.... Furreh sibling. Dootdootdoot.))
In other news, will be taking commissions, so here's some simple prices.
Two-fiddy sketches:
-Per character is only two dollars- fifty cents.
Inked:
Add five bucks and I'll ink it.
Quicky ink and colored:
Six bucks per character, but the ink is a bit sketchy. xD
Five Dollar Face:
A full inked and colored- hips up. Five dollah.
FULL GRAPHICS- no background:
Oh. You buyingz mah inked-not so sloppy-full color? Hmm..
15 Five dollars extra per character,
FULL GRAPHIC- basic background:
A lot like the one above but a flattish/not-so detailed background- this excluding major props, like houses and stuff... just typical random background...
18 dollars, and five dollars per extra character.
FULL GRAPHIC- omg full graphic...:
This is having me actually make a background. Something that is very challenging. 23 dollars and five dollars per extra character.
Any commissions you'd like- feel free to send a note. ((I only accept paypal.))
Anywho. I think the prices are cheap enough. ;P
Here is an example of one thing to pay attention to:
Say you were only wanting a sketch of three characters.
2.50x3.
So you paid 7.50.
Kay. Now you want it to become full on graphic-
23 dollars and five per extra character.
So it'd be:
(23+5+5)-7.50
So since you paid 7.50 seperately, you then pay the rest of the commission price which would be: 25.50 in your second payment for the "finished" version.
You still paid the full commission price- 33 dollars, buuut they were in seperate payments is all.
Also my email is not my paypal account so nooo sending there directly.
Also if you want me to NONE-MESSY ink art that'd be:
EASY: Like a bust up.
3 dollars
Moderate: Possible complexity on a bust up, or just a full body.
4 dollars.
Above Moderate: A full body with some complexity
5 dollars.
Challenge: Full body- Unique, and lots of complexity:
10 dollars
Any extra characters in the same image is four dollars per.
Any other things you can ask me about and I'll respond.
So despite molesting Feronah's bed, finally finished a gift for my friend Waffles, as we can call Yurika. ((Mah betch.... slash.. uhh.... Furreh sibling. Dootdootdoot.))
In other news, will be taking commissions, so here's some simple prices.
Two-fiddy sketches:
-Per character is only two dollars- fifty cents.
Inked:
Add five bucks and I'll ink it.
Quicky ink and colored:
Six bucks per character, but the ink is a bit sketchy. xD
Five Dollar Face:
A full inked and colored- hips up. Five dollah.
FULL GRAPHICS- no background:
Oh. You buyingz mah inked-not so sloppy-full color? Hmm..
15 Five dollars extra per character,
FULL GRAPHIC- basic background:
A lot like the one above but a flattish/not-so detailed background- this excluding major props, like houses and stuff... just typical random background...
18 dollars, and five dollars per extra character.
FULL GRAPHIC- omg full graphic...:
This is having me actually make a background. Something that is very challenging. 23 dollars and five dollars per extra character.
Any commissions you'd like- feel free to send a note. ((I only accept paypal.))
Anywho. I think the prices are cheap enough. ;P
Here is an example of one thing to pay attention to:
Say you were only wanting a sketch of three characters.
2.50x3.
So you paid 7.50.
Kay. Now you want it to become full on graphic-
23 dollars and five per extra character.
So it'd be:
(23+5+5)-7.50
So since you paid 7.50 seperately, you then pay the rest of the commission price which would be: 25.50 in your second payment for the "finished" version.
You still paid the full commission price- 33 dollars, buuut they were in seperate payments is all.
Also my email is not my paypal account so nooo sending there directly.
Also if you want me to NONE-MESSY ink art that'd be:
EASY: Like a bust up.
3 dollars
Moderate: Possible complexity on a bust up, or just a full body.
4 dollars.
Above Moderate: A full body with some complexity
5 dollars.
Challenge: Full body- Unique, and lots of complexity:
10 dollars
Any extra characters in the same image is four dollars per.
Any other things you can ask me about and I'll respond.
