that kinda reminded me of stewy... what is this what happened? I DON'T LIKE CHAAAANGE

Funnily i always have that voice in my head when i say that. XD

We'll get used to it, although I think they should have like a button you can click to go back into "classic" mode or something. I am SO not used to all the controls and ads now being on the top, FA looks stretched now

*Huddles in the corner shaking*

I dont like it. It's different. And the message reply thing is wierd. I DONT LIKE.

There there, calm down *hugs and comforts you* Maybe you don't like it, but we're gonna have to get used to it, we will eventually. I personally don't like it either

I'm used to it already. XD Think it was the shock.

Btw, according to  dragoneer, the head admin and owner, this layout temporary, here's what the new layout's gonna be

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1580019/

*Jaw drops*]

CHANGE CHANGE CHANGE AAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!!!

Oh yeah! Isn't that new format awesome!? Let us rally! *gathers a massive crowd outside Dragoneer's house carrying leftover "Change" posters from Obama's campaign*

It looks all strange and complicated.

Yeah, that's what I thought of DA, which is kinda why I like the FA style, spartan and simple ^^

EXACTLY! PLEAAAASE DONT LET THEM CHANGE IT! DX

Hmm, we should do this in a style similar to my Model United Nations debates

Zear: Honourable Chair and Esteemed delegates, the Delegate of Dragoneer has set forth in this resolution the proposition of the changing of FurAffinity's layout to the layout you see before you. THis delegate strongly opposes the motion!

This new layout is unnecessary, the current FA website is suffcient and works. Why should we fix something that is not broken? The simple, spartan style of the website is also of great advantage to mobile users, who check via their mobile phones. The simple layout means the website loads faster for them, so making it complicated would inconvenience them

Secondly, this new layout appears to be a carbon-copy of the layout of the famous DeviantArt website. Practically every art website on the internet is copying this layout. Should we join this bandwagon? Should we lose the individuality and uniqueness of this website? Must we join the landfill of similar-looking art websites on the internet? This delegate does not think so!


Yeah, that's how we speak in MUN

GOOD! Get your point across in the most assy way possible! Then only intelligent people of importance will understand it!

Lol, yeah :P I really hope he doesn't implement that new layout...it's what keeps this site different to the likes of DA

Yes. We could always sabotage the serv-

*Window behind me smashes and suddenly several commando-gear wearing fursuiters burst in and gag me and put me in a bag, then winch me up into a helicopter and fly away into the night*

*comes back to the room with a bad of maltesers in my paw* Hey RJ, you're outta mal-*sees the broken glass on the floor and the helicopter fly away* OH MY GOD! *runs over to your aquarium* the pump wasn't plugged in!

Brilliant. just... Just brilliant.

Oh right, sorry *opens your closet and grabs mario's hydro-jetpack thing from super mario sunshine* and he siad this was a dumb ebay purchase...*starts the machine and flies after the chopper*

*DRAMATIC CHASE SCENE!!!!*

*I chase after the helicopter, stinger missile ready to shoot when suddenly the two of us stop, face each other and hover*

Helicopter: SNAKE! My dear, brother...

Zear: *is confused* Wait...why are you calling me brother? Who the hell are you?

Helicopter: I'm you! I'm your...wait *sounds of flipping are heard* Oh wait...wrong, my bad

Zear: LIQUID!!!

THE FURY!!!

*Fire*

Zear: Gah! *shoots water jet at the fire* HAH! Hey, can you put RJ on the speaker?

Helicopter: What...? But...well, ok *switches mic to one in the holding cell*

You: Help me Ze-

Zear: See RJ, and you said this functional mario hydropack was a dumb ebay purchase!

JUST SAVE ME DAMMIT.

Zear: Oh right *throws a pokeball, which hits the chopper and falls below* well, that was pointless

Contrary to Zear's belief, it was not all pointless, because during the course of the pokeball's fall, it broke in 1/2. One 1/2 became a sperm whale and the other a bowl of petunias

*Insert other douglas adams reference*

Zear: Ok, let's try save you again...hmmm, I'm gonna need cunning strategy...one that's both clever and unexpected...

Helicopter: you cannot save yo-

Zear: HEY LOOK! A DISTRACTION!

Helicopter: What? Where?

*guns spin around looking for something while I fly into the chopper's open passenger door, stuns everyone with a tranquilizer gun and looks around for you*

Helicopter: ...where? I...I don't see it...?

*Sudden jesus face in the clouds*

Helicopter: SNAKE!!! *fires missiles at the clouds frantically*

*meanwhile, inside*

Zear: *finds you* there you are!

RJ: Help me Zear!

Zear: Hang on, whacha gonna say bout the hydro-pack?

FINE it wasn't a dumb purchase now GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.

Zear: Ok, great! *unlocks your cage and cradles you in my arms ready to fly away*

RJ: Must you make me feel like a damsel in distress?

Zear: Yes, because now we're gett-*checks the gauge and sees the water tanks's empty* Oh shit...

*Unimpressed look*

Ok, I'm outta water...no big deal...just...gotta fill the tank with something else liquid...*looks up and sees the helicopter's fuel tank right above me* That'll do! You got a hand drill, RJ?

*the helicopter's still frantically shooting the jesus-face cloud while rambling on about "Father", "Patriots", "Dear Brother", "Metal Gear", "Snake" and "Cardboard boxes" *

*Produces a screwdriver with a very strong blade*

This do?

Brilliant! *takes it and opens a tin of Rubber cement* Thanks, my shoe sole's been coming off and I've been meaning to glue it back *puts you down and proceeds to fix my shoe*

DAMN IT I MEANT TO STAB THE FUEL TANK YA EEJIT!

Oh, hehe right *takes the screwdriver and, with all my force, rams it upwards and punctures a hole in the tank* Yes! Alright, diesel fuel *sniffs some on my fingers* this'll do *opens the water tank on my hydropack and starts filling it up*

Uh oh....

*taps on your shoulder*

Yes, what's the problem, RJ? Filling up here

That.

*Points at a wave of Metal Gear Rays approaching from under the water.*

Oh boy, that could be a problem. That could be a bother to our flight back. You think we should assault the cockpit and destroy them with the chopper or *pulls out snake's railgun* use this baby?

*Snake pops out*

Snake: FUCKING ASSHOLE! THAT'S M-

*swings my railgun and the back of it whack him, knocking him outta the chopper

Snake: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!*SPLASH*

Rum, bum, ba da-dum, dum dum dum!

Snnnaaaaake!

OTACON SHUT UP.

Okay yeah, maybe we could use that... or solidus' p90. Seriously, what is up with that thing?! Suped up or what!

Well, P90s are badass guns to begin with, doesn't take much suping for it to break the awesome barrier! :D

Ok, so you think we should attack the pilot or fly out?

*the pilot's still shooting at the jesus cloud, obviously mentally deranged*

I say we...

CARAMELLDANSEN!

*You slap me round the head*

sorry, I say we attack the pilot.

Good fox. Now, *tosses you a PSS Silent Pistol* I'm gonna shoot the door open with this Desert Eagle *holds it up* then you put a bullet with that PSS right through his head.

Right. Ready. GO.

*shoots the bolt of the door apart, the D.E.'s huge bullet making easy work of it and opens the door. The pilot doesn't notice* GO!

*Jumps in and smacks the pilot over the head with a suddenly appearing hammer.*

Sweet use of hammerspace, the laws of physics are for nerds, I say! Pull the pilot out of the seat, I'll take the wheel...er, stick thing....that does not look inappropriate to grab

DRIIIVEEEEE!!!!!!

Ok...I have to tell you, my only experience in chopper flying is actually RC Models! So, let's see...this does...*pushes the stick forward and the chopper nose-dives* OHSHITWRONGONEWRONGONE!! *pulls back and the chopper levels* OK, how bout this...*presses a button and the wipers start*

You get used to it...

I s'pose. :(

Don't be sad!

yeah, chnge sucks, not so bad thou as i see it

No, at least they didn't make it all pink and eye blinding. XD

ikr, i made my background dark, instead of the normal bright

Same! XD

very nice