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Animalistisic..wtf..misticly meme
15 years ago
I'm here to tell you about the three things in life that matter most.
Fast Trucks, Fast Food, and Fast WomenStrategically Borrowed from the unsuspecting 
badlandcoyote
[x] you meow/bark to get attention
[x] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[x] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[x] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you [not that there are that many people that I dislike]
[ ] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[x] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and brings it back
Total: 5
[x] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat
[x] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car
[ ] you like when people pet your head
[ ] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose
[ ] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 3
[x] you sleep a lot during daytime [It doesn't matter when I sleep. I just do]
[x] you enjoy scaring birds [I will go out of my way sometimes]
[ ] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[ ] you bite people if they annoy you
[ ] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[ ] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total: 2
[ ] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[ ] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[x] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fur suit
[x] you enjoy long walks in the park [walks.. or rides]
[ ] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 2
[ ] you crawl on your hands and feet
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[x] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk [again.. especially a ride in the car]
[x] you really enjoy cuddling [my dog loves it, so therefore I love it. I don't have a choice in the matter]
[ ] you stretch your body and meow every morning when you wake up
[ ] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 3
[x] you have your favourite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep[ the back seat of my car is AWESOME]
[x] you meow or bark very often [for laughs]
[ ] you hide when you get scared [ I got scared this week.. But I couldn't do anything about it.. This 5 ton part nearly fell over on me. Made a helluva racket and damaged the floor. ]
[x] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes to the house
[x] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hands [ oh yea. ]
[x] you tend to chew on stuff a lot [pens, during class]
[ ] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 5
[ ] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[ ] you refer to your self as an animal
[x] your user name has something to do with animals
[x] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[x] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[x] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 4
[x] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time [ I keep myself too busy most of the time.. But... ]
[ ] you like to say hi to strangers
[ ] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[ ] people think you act like a pet
[x] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[ ] you like to eat grass
[x] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Total: 3
Grand Total: 27
Now, take your score and multiply it with two to get your final score.
54% Sounds about right.
badlandcoyote [x] you meow/bark to get attention
[x] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[x] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[x] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you [not that there are that many people that I dislike]
[ ] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[x] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and brings it back
Total: 5
[x] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat
[x] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car
[ ] you like when people pet your head
[ ] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose
[ ] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 3
[x] you sleep a lot during daytime [It doesn't matter when I sleep. I just do]
[x] you enjoy scaring birds [I will go out of my way sometimes]
[ ] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[ ] you bite people if they annoy you
[ ] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[ ] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total: 2
[ ] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[ ] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[x] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fur suit
[x] you enjoy long walks in the park [walks.. or rides]
[ ] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 2
[ ] you crawl on your hands and feet
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[x] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk [again.. especially a ride in the car]
[x] you really enjoy cuddling [my dog loves it, so therefore I love it. I don't have a choice in the matter]
[ ] you stretch your body and meow every morning when you wake up
[ ] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 3
[x] you have your favourite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep[ the back seat of my car is AWESOME]
[x] you meow or bark very often [for laughs]
[ ] you hide when you get scared [ I got scared this week.. But I couldn't do anything about it.. This 5 ton part nearly fell over on me. Made a helluva racket and damaged the floor. ]
[x] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes to the house
[x] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hands [ oh yea. ]
[x] you tend to chew on stuff a lot [pens, during class]
[ ] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 5
[ ] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[ ] you refer to your self as an animal
[x] your user name has something to do with animals
[x] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[x] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[x] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 4
[x] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time [ I keep myself too busy most of the time.. But... ]
[ ] you like to say hi to strangers
[ ] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[ ] people think you act like a pet
[x] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[ ] you like to eat grass
[x] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Total: 3
Grand Total: 27
Now, take your score and multiply it with two to get your final score.
54% Sounds about right.
Fuck it. You're not getting it back...
bitch
FINE! I don't want it... fuckbag.
Well then, I'll use it in some evil scheme.