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15 years ago
Magnifique, mon ami.
Okay, now over the past months (after my birthday June 18) a “friend” had sent me a message by FACEBOOK (I know, not enough respect to call) and say, “Hey, sorry, but I can’t be your friend because God said so.” WTM?!?! I know for a fact God wouldn’t make people do that. I haven’t read the bible or go to church that much, but my cousin, Theresa, told me and I know God is forgiving and all that. Angelica (the one who sent Facebook message) said it was because me and my friends (WERE her friends ‘till she did this) made her do wrong things. No, people don’t make you do that. Anyway, I sent her this message just to see what she thinks. I’m very open minded and believe in God, but I also believe in other things. Irken is one of them. :D Oh, and this is all text message. Might be some cuss words near end guys.
Me = No quotes
Angelica = Quotes
In parenthesis = me talking to you guys.
My religion on Facebook is Irken.
“What’s that?”
Where I worship the Irken race. (I don’t worship them, but I highly respect them and find them hilarious)
“What’s Irken?” (WTM?!? You don’t watch Invader Zim! :D)
An advance alien race located in the Xeno Galaxy.
“Where did you learn that?” (Wikipedia)
That part’s classified.
“Why is it classified?”
Because it’s a sacred part where only the chosen know of.
“Why were you chosen?”
Only merciful God of Irk knows. (lol classic)
“What brought this on? You know there is only one God! And that is his name! God!” (YOU BEILIVE THIS? OMG ROFL)
God is a being of all forms. He has many faces. The Irken God is one of them. (I find this kinda true. God does have many forms and we shouldn’t hate someone just because they see God differently)
“Have you gone crazy?! There are no Irkens! You’re making this all up!” (Yes there is, it’s called Invader Zim. ROFL)
Why? Because you don’t believe it?
“I have no proof.”
No proof of what? I need proof and you don’t. (Really, I hate it when people say a religion needs proof (even if this one is fake…OR IS IT?!?) and says you’re going to hell just because of that)
“I have proof there is God…the Holy Bible! And the scientific proof that supports the creation theory!” (Guys, let me just say that the Holy Bible HAD to be written at some point…and what she sees as scientific proof is just things that look like crosses. I believe in God, but I’ll still stand up for other religions)
So? Many still don’t believe in God and you still see him as real. I do, too, but in a different form. (MY God is different from HER God.)
(Lost few messages (Stupid phone :P) but I can still let you guys see the GOOD parts)
(I sent this a little awhile after this discussion. She needed to hear it because it’s true. This has nothing to do with the “Irken” religion and stuff, just what she did to me and my friends.)
*Sigh* I don’t know how you see life, but many people, including me, value friendship. You can’t just toss us aside and expect us to forgive you with open arms. I don’t forgive you. I’m not your friend. If you wanted to be my friend, you would have never ended it. You can control that, Angelica, not God. I don’t care if me telling this somehow makes me a “baby” or “drama queen” in your eyes. I know I’m being perfectly rational. I just want to move on with my life. I don’t need anyone who apparently hates everything about me, uses my parent’s money for food money (Seriously, we would go to McDonald’s JUST for her), and is just so self centered she can’t see how much she is hurting others. You can say what you want, but I have one thing you’ll never gain back from us: friendship.
(When I texted that, I just felt SO happy. So happy I finally told her that. This is the conversation that took place. And I was laughing the whole time.)
Don’t need you, this thing has nothing to do with them and I do nothing for me, so please tell me how I’m self centered. (Oh, she texted like dnt need ths thng has nun 2 so It’s kinda hard to translate)
Ha! You still think I’m talking about the Irkens! I’m talking about how you ditched me, Mason, and Theresa. How you thought “God” told you to. You’re self centered because you don’t care what happened to us.
Never said that. You assume too much and yes, God wanted you out of my life for a little while. Sometimes you gotta run to see who follow. (She never asked us to follow. Just said bye and left basically)
That is hilarious. Did the god you see tell you how we won’t come back? Because the God I know doesn’t make people do things they “cry” over like you say you do. (She does say that. And I do see God like that in modern day. Maybe in the Bible, but this is 2010, not Bible times)
“He did things in the bible that made people weep. He killed his own son! His mother wept at the site of the Christ on the cross!” (Read what I said above. About how not bible times)
So you got to do it? I thought you said no one is his equal? (She did) Here is a thought: How about you leave us all alone and let us live our own life?
“If you want to be left alone, why are you still texting me? (Maybe because you so need to hear this and stop being a bitch) And I said this before, this has nothing to do with them. You want to continue this conversation you haft to call.
(Now, in the last message she sent me and it was maybe in the worst spelling/texting I couldn’t even read it. Now, keep in mind she never called ANY of us (Sent me message by Facebook, everyone else got a text message), so, yeah. I told her to learn to text in English. She resent message in BETTER reading form)
Why? Why should I call if YOU only texted us? Am I not worthy enough for the Great Angelica? Oh, I’m so sorry, but, to me, YOU don’t deserve to be called. (I meant every word)
(This is classic) “I’m done with all your petty anger pointed at me.”
Yes, this is all petty anger just because you say it is. It TOTALLY has nothing to do with how you ditched us. Funny thing is I find all of this hilarious.
“Don’t care.” (Clever comeback)
Fantastic! Now you won’t complain to us anymore about how “sorry” you are and want forgiveness.
“Don’t care.” (Didn’t you just say that?)
Awesome. Since we got this all cleared up, I’d like to say something: Bye.
“Don’t care.” (Freaking record player)
Well, that was end of the conversation with HER. :D And I am HAPPY. Oh, but here is what is awesome. Zilla (buddy once known as Kayla) was texting her and said this (Lot of cussing in this):
“You killed Shelbi (She did. I go by Linn now just because I didn’t want anyone calling me that because she said my name a lot) when you walked away from her. You killed Mason and Theresa also. Me, well, I could give a shit less what you do with your life, but the point is, they all died inside. But most of all Shelbi did. She’s gone forever because of the decision YOU made. God didn’t make you do shit. You just used it as a lame excuse. It’s unacceptable; it’s unfriendly to do shit like that to the people who would do anything for your sorry ass. But you don’t care because you’re self centered. It’s all about “Angel”ica. It pisses me the fuck off and don’t you dare say anything about my cussing because it’s not abnormal when you’re pissed to the point where you could punch a hole straight through your fucking wall. I’m pissed for Linn, and Ferret (Mason new nickname we call him), and Gigglez (new name we call Theresa). Not for myself. I don’t feel emotions for shit that sorry ass mother fuckers do. I’ve had enough of this shirt. You’re worthless. Nothing. Ta, ta, dirtbag.”
OMG ZILLA IS AWESOME! :D As for the “killing Shelbi” comments, it’s because I was at a point of depression for a long time. I literally cried into my dad’s arms when Angelica sent that Facebook message.
Me = No quotes
Angelica = Quotes
In parenthesis = me talking to you guys.
My religion on Facebook is Irken.
“What’s that?”
Where I worship the Irken race. (I don’t worship them, but I highly respect them and find them hilarious)
“What’s Irken?” (WTM?!? You don’t watch Invader Zim! :D)
An advance alien race located in the Xeno Galaxy.
“Where did you learn that?” (Wikipedia)
That part’s classified.
“Why is it classified?”
Because it’s a sacred part where only the chosen know of.
“Why were you chosen?”
Only merciful God of Irk knows. (lol classic)
“What brought this on? You know there is only one God! And that is his name! God!” (YOU BEILIVE THIS? OMG ROFL)
God is a being of all forms. He has many faces. The Irken God is one of them. (I find this kinda true. God does have many forms and we shouldn’t hate someone just because they see God differently)
“Have you gone crazy?! There are no Irkens! You’re making this all up!” (Yes there is, it’s called Invader Zim. ROFL)
Why? Because you don’t believe it?
“I have no proof.”
No proof of what? I need proof and you don’t. (Really, I hate it when people say a religion needs proof (even if this one is fake…OR IS IT?!?) and says you’re going to hell just because of that)
“I have proof there is God…the Holy Bible! And the scientific proof that supports the creation theory!” (Guys, let me just say that the Holy Bible HAD to be written at some point…and what she sees as scientific proof is just things that look like crosses. I believe in God, but I’ll still stand up for other religions)
So? Many still don’t believe in God and you still see him as real. I do, too, but in a different form. (MY God is different from HER God.)
(Lost few messages (Stupid phone :P) but I can still let you guys see the GOOD parts)
(I sent this a little awhile after this discussion. She needed to hear it because it’s true. This has nothing to do with the “Irken” religion and stuff, just what she did to me and my friends.)
*Sigh* I don’t know how you see life, but many people, including me, value friendship. You can’t just toss us aside and expect us to forgive you with open arms. I don’t forgive you. I’m not your friend. If you wanted to be my friend, you would have never ended it. You can control that, Angelica, not God. I don’t care if me telling this somehow makes me a “baby” or “drama queen” in your eyes. I know I’m being perfectly rational. I just want to move on with my life. I don’t need anyone who apparently hates everything about me, uses my parent’s money for food money (Seriously, we would go to McDonald’s JUST for her), and is just so self centered she can’t see how much she is hurting others. You can say what you want, but I have one thing you’ll never gain back from us: friendship.
(When I texted that, I just felt SO happy. So happy I finally told her that. This is the conversation that took place. And I was laughing the whole time.)
Don’t need you, this thing has nothing to do with them and I do nothing for me, so please tell me how I’m self centered. (Oh, she texted like dnt need ths thng has nun 2 so It’s kinda hard to translate)
Ha! You still think I’m talking about the Irkens! I’m talking about how you ditched me, Mason, and Theresa. How you thought “God” told you to. You’re self centered because you don’t care what happened to us.
Never said that. You assume too much and yes, God wanted you out of my life for a little while. Sometimes you gotta run to see who follow. (She never asked us to follow. Just said bye and left basically)
That is hilarious. Did the god you see tell you how we won’t come back? Because the God I know doesn’t make people do things they “cry” over like you say you do. (She does say that. And I do see God like that in modern day. Maybe in the Bible, but this is 2010, not Bible times)
“He did things in the bible that made people weep. He killed his own son! His mother wept at the site of the Christ on the cross!” (Read what I said above. About how not bible times)
So you got to do it? I thought you said no one is his equal? (She did) Here is a thought: How about you leave us all alone and let us live our own life?
“If you want to be left alone, why are you still texting me? (Maybe because you so need to hear this and stop being a bitch) And I said this before, this has nothing to do with them. You want to continue this conversation you haft to call.
(Now, in the last message she sent me and it was maybe in the worst spelling/texting I couldn’t even read it. Now, keep in mind she never called ANY of us (Sent me message by Facebook, everyone else got a text message), so, yeah. I told her to learn to text in English. She resent message in BETTER reading form)
Why? Why should I call if YOU only texted us? Am I not worthy enough for the Great Angelica? Oh, I’m so sorry, but, to me, YOU don’t deserve to be called. (I meant every word)
(This is classic) “I’m done with all your petty anger pointed at me.”
Yes, this is all petty anger just because you say it is. It TOTALLY has nothing to do with how you ditched us. Funny thing is I find all of this hilarious.
“Don’t care.” (Clever comeback)
Fantastic! Now you won’t complain to us anymore about how “sorry” you are and want forgiveness.
“Don’t care.” (Didn’t you just say that?)
Awesome. Since we got this all cleared up, I’d like to say something: Bye.
“Don’t care.” (Freaking record player)
Well, that was end of the conversation with HER. :D And I am HAPPY. Oh, but here is what is awesome. Zilla (buddy once known as Kayla) was texting her and said this (Lot of cussing in this):
“You killed Shelbi (She did. I go by Linn now just because I didn’t want anyone calling me that because she said my name a lot) when you walked away from her. You killed Mason and Theresa also. Me, well, I could give a shit less what you do with your life, but the point is, they all died inside. But most of all Shelbi did. She’s gone forever because of the decision YOU made. God didn’t make you do shit. You just used it as a lame excuse. It’s unacceptable; it’s unfriendly to do shit like that to the people who would do anything for your sorry ass. But you don’t care because you’re self centered. It’s all about “Angel”ica. It pisses me the fuck off and don’t you dare say anything about my cussing because it’s not abnormal when you’re pissed to the point where you could punch a hole straight through your fucking wall. I’m pissed for Linn, and Ferret (Mason new nickname we call him), and Gigglez (new name we call Theresa). Not for myself. I don’t feel emotions for shit that sorry ass mother fuckers do. I’ve had enough of this shirt. You’re worthless. Nothing. Ta, ta, dirtbag.”
OMG ZILLA IS AWESOME! :D As for the “killing Shelbi” comments, it’s because I was at a point of depression for a long time. I literally cried into my dad’s arms when Angelica sent that Facebook message.
That's... really fucked up. It's been a while since I read the Bible myself (my favourite quote is Revelation 21:6), and aside from God telling people to go kill gay people (as in the Old Testament), there's nothing in it about Him telling folks to stop being friends with others because He said so. It really is nothing more than just a lame excuse.
Let her rot in Hell, I say.
omg she told us to rot in hell at least five times.
Sounds to me the bitch is just crazy and needs to be whacked with a lead pipe for a while. Fuck nuns and their rulers, give them lead pipes :D
lol that's what Agnostic means? I just say it on a poll on DeviantART and was wondering. X3 Awesome.
Grow up Angelica. That is all. </3