How "furry" I am? More like "how often and to what extent do you pretend to be a dog IRL."
As for any of you who act like this 24/7: you need to get a job, stop wearing your giant plushie suit everygoddamnwhere, and try your damnedest to stop raping the dog. This is ridiculous.


[ ] you meow/bark to get attention
[x] you find pets toys amusing (i do a lot of drugs, kiddies)
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[x] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection (this weird grumble-purr-mrowling, it's dumb)
[ ] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and brings it back
Total: 2

[x] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat (i live for seafood)
[x] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car (even when driving |3c)
[x] you like when people pet your head
[ ] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[x] you think feathers are fun to play with (they're purdy and i like to tickle my own nose with them)
Total: 7

[x] you sleep a lot during daytime
[ ] you enjoy scaring birds
[x] you lick peoples faces to show you like them (only noses, and that's just with my supercloseomgwe'relikefamily friends, and that's still only like two people)
[ ] you bite people if they annoy you
[ ] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[ ] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total: 9

[ ] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it (own one, never wear it anymore)
[ ] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[x] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit (ears/tail, made 'em myself for FWA '10)
[x] you enjoy long walks in the park
[ ] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 11

[ ] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about (that's a blonde thing, shaddup)
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling
[x] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 15

[ ] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[ ] you meow or bark very often
[x] you hide when you get scared (figuratively)
[ ] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes into the house
[ ] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[x] you tend to chew on stuff a lot (nervous habit)
[ ] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 17

[x] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it (tags for my collar, again never worn)
[ ] you refer to yourself as an animal
[x] your username has something to do with animals ("rauchen frettchen" is supposed to be German for "smoking ferret")
[ ] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[x] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better (until i decide a band-aid might be better, lol)
[x] you look for edible stuff often (even hoomans gotta eat)
Total: 21

[x] you often find yourself looking trough the window for a long time
[ ] you like to say hi to strangers
[ ] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[ ] people think you act like a pet
[ ] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like someone (lolwut)
[ ] you like to eat grass (uh?)
[ ] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water (there's this new thing called a "towel")
Final Total: 22


Now, take your score and multiply it with by two to get your final score.

44%. So I'm furry-inclined, but normal enough to function as a decent member of society.
I am okay with this.