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13 years ago
Full name: Sam-a-lam-a-ding-dong
Nickname: Shamamama
Today's date: uhhh Monday, June 4th, 2012
Birthday: March 8th
Age: 21
Zodiac sign: Pisces, or sheep/ram/goat whatever
Birthstone: aquamarine
Hair: strawberry-blonde atm
Eyes: hazel, but my boy says they remind him of fields of sunflowers
Height: 5'7"
You in one word: dope
Hobbies: drinking, making pizza, having hot sex, and eating mushrooms. pretty much in that order.
Label yourself: queerbait
Sports: marching band HUUHH
RELATIONSHIPS
Virgin: not since i was 15 haha
Orientation: fluctuating/evolving, but i've leaned more towards men lately
Longest relationship: two or three years. it was all wasted time, anyway, so who cares?
Are you single?: noppers
How much older do you date?: four years max
How much younger?: two years max, and even then it sucks 'cause they can't go to bars yet
FAVES
Book: Slaughterhouse-Five, 1984, Brave New World, and the like
Drink: vodka-cranberry because i am a raging lezbean
Food: vegetarian pasketti
TV show: Does "Game of Thrones" count? if so, that
Mythical creature: i'd say dragons, but some part of me wants to believe they were sorta real at one point. and i thought i saw a unicorn once. and who the fuck knows what's under the sea, really. and certain diseases/parasites can cause vampires/zombies sorta. so werewolves.
Color: dark teal, any shade of blue-green, and that awkward purple-brown.
Website: tumblr
Magazine: magazines are absolute trash
Month: March thru July
Cartoon: thaaat's a difficult question haha
Comic book: anything Marvel, very picky about DC
YOUR MUSIC
Favorite band: atm? uhhh still prolly RHCP
Fave CD: "Punk-o-Rama vol. 9" is still in my car haha
Fave radio station: 92ZEW. best local station ever
HAVE YOU EVER
Been in a fight: not since i was little, but yeah
Shoplifted: not in like five years
Been expelled: almost haha!
Had detention: ka-DUH
Been arrested: not yet!
Had anger classes: mhm, stopped the fights when i was little
Had a therapist: yuppers
Done drugs: me? no, never
Been on probation: newp
Failed a class: yeah, nightschool was mad sketch
Kissed the same sex: not in a looooong time haha
Worn an ex's clothes: as in wore their clothing after we split? ew, god no
Skinny dipped: yeah, it's not my cuppa
LAST PERSON...
You talked to: Jot
Kissed: Alex
Hugged: Alex
Said: no idea lol
Punched: i don't hit people
Spent the night with: Alexxx ♥
CAN YOU/ARE YOU?
Dance: not really no
Sing: kinda
Draw: no ugh
Roll your tongue: mhm
Write poetry: sorta
Double-jointed: in my knees. i have arthritis because of it now
Smoke: mhm
Drink: like a goddamn irish fish
A pack rat: no, just messy
IFS
You were a flower, you'd be: stargazer lily
You had a super power, it'd be: invisible internal organs
Could change one thing about yourself: give myself patience
You could bang a celeb: David Bowie.
You could kill and get away with it: nope. never.
You were an animal, you'd be: a giraffe!
ONE OR THE OTHER
Tea or coffee: java
Rain or shine: vitamin D!
Cats or dogs: doggies
Dino or robot: ROBOT DINOSAURS
Ninja or pirate: pirate. fuck saki and shruikens, they have rum and guns haha
Kiss or hug: smooches!
English or math: English
MTV or FUSE: ewlolnope
Sound or silence: noise
Winter or summer: summer
Spring or fall: spring
Boys or girls: boys
Stripes or dots: rosettes!
Black or white: black
Vans or Chucks: chucks
Preps or punks: punk
Emo or scene: scene, but only in extremely small doses
Tattoos or piercings: do i have to choose? unf ♥
Blondes or brunettes: brunettes, i hate other blondes
RANDOMNESS
Your best friend is: Alex!
You hate ___ the most: hatred, intolerance, bigoted cunts, southern hostility
Your pet peeve is: repitition
What makes you happy: good sex
What makes you angry: bad drugs
Your dysfunction is: bipolar disorder
Your biggest fear is: losing everything i've worked for and invested in
One totally random fact about you: if i'm in the mood for buttsex, i'm a total powerbottom
What shoes are you wearing: StinkySocks by MyFeetHaveBeenInChucksAllDay
Your lucky no.: huit
Words you say most: "loveloveloveFUCKINGSHITlove"
The most nasty school meal is: who goes to school anymore c'mon really
Do you keep a journal: not anymore
Do you have a blog: tumblr bitches
Any bad habits: smoking, not answering the phone, shirking friends because i'm socially awkard
Religion: none to speak of, thank you
Your most embarrassing moment is: it was a work story, you guys wouldn't get it
Most missed memory: meeting spiderman
Where are you this very moment: in bed duh
Fave quote: "Absurdity has become necessity."
Your life dream: to be the First Encounter. hell yeah
Best thing in your room: empty tequila bottle
Do you own a digital camera: mhm but it's ghey
Do you own an iPod: fuck no zune
Are you glad this is over? no shit sherlock
Nickname: Shamamama
Today's date: uhhh Monday, June 4th, 2012
Birthday: March 8th
Age: 21
Zodiac sign: Pisces, or sheep/ram/goat whatever
Birthstone: aquamarine
Hair: strawberry-blonde atm
Eyes: hazel, but my boy says they remind him of fields of sunflowers
Height: 5'7"
You in one word: dope
Hobbies: drinking, making pizza, having hot sex, and eating mushrooms. pretty much in that order.
Label yourself: queerbait
Sports: marching band HUUHH
RELATIONSHIPS
Virgin: not since i was 15 haha
Orientation: fluctuating/evolving, but i've leaned more towards men lately
Longest relationship: two or three years. it was all wasted time, anyway, so who cares?
Are you single?: noppers
How much older do you date?: four years max
How much younger?: two years max, and even then it sucks 'cause they can't go to bars yet
FAVES
Book: Slaughterhouse-Five, 1984, Brave New World, and the like
Drink: vodka-cranberry because i am a raging lezbean
Food: vegetarian pasketti
TV show: Does "Game of Thrones" count? if so, that
Mythical creature: i'd say dragons, but some part of me wants to believe they were sorta real at one point. and i thought i saw a unicorn once. and who the fuck knows what's under the sea, really. and certain diseases/parasites can cause vampires/zombies sorta. so werewolves.
Color: dark teal, any shade of blue-green, and that awkward purple-brown.
Website: tumblr
Magazine: magazines are absolute trash
Month: March thru July
Cartoon: thaaat's a difficult question haha
Comic book: anything Marvel, very picky about DC
YOUR MUSIC
Favorite band: atm? uhhh still prolly RHCP
Fave CD: "Punk-o-Rama vol. 9" is still in my car haha
Fave radio station: 92ZEW. best local station ever
HAVE YOU EVER
Been in a fight: not since i was little, but yeah
Shoplifted: not in like five years
Been expelled: almost haha!
Had detention: ka-DUH
Been arrested: not yet!
Had anger classes: mhm, stopped the fights when i was little
Had a therapist: yuppers
Done drugs: me? no, never
Been on probation: newp
Failed a class: yeah, nightschool was mad sketch
Kissed the same sex: not in a looooong time haha
Worn an ex's clothes: as in wore their clothing after we split? ew, god no
Skinny dipped: yeah, it's not my cuppa
LAST PERSON...
You talked to: Jot
Kissed: Alex
Hugged: Alex
Said: no idea lol
Punched: i don't hit people
Spent the night with: Alexxx ♥
CAN YOU/ARE YOU?
Dance: not really no
Sing: kinda
Draw: no ugh
Roll your tongue: mhm
Write poetry: sorta
Double-jointed: in my knees. i have arthritis because of it now
Smoke: mhm
Drink: like a goddamn irish fish
A pack rat: no, just messy
IFS
You were a flower, you'd be: stargazer lily
You had a super power, it'd be: invisible internal organs
Could change one thing about yourself: give myself patience
You could bang a celeb: David Bowie.
You could kill and get away with it: nope. never.
You were an animal, you'd be: a giraffe!
ONE OR THE OTHER
Tea or coffee: java
Rain or shine: vitamin D!
Cats or dogs: doggies
Dino or robot: ROBOT DINOSAURS
Ninja or pirate: pirate. fuck saki and shruikens, they have rum and guns haha
Kiss or hug: smooches!
English or math: English
MTV or FUSE: ewlolnope
Sound or silence: noise
Winter or summer: summer
Spring or fall: spring
Boys or girls: boys
Stripes or dots: rosettes!
Black or white: black
Vans or Chucks: chucks
Preps or punks: punk
Emo or scene: scene, but only in extremely small doses
Tattoos or piercings: do i have to choose? unf ♥
Blondes or brunettes: brunettes, i hate other blondes
RANDOMNESS
Your best friend is: Alex!
You hate ___ the most: hatred, intolerance, bigoted cunts, southern hostility
Your pet peeve is: repitition
What makes you happy: good sex
What makes you angry: bad drugs
Your dysfunction is: bipolar disorder
Your biggest fear is: losing everything i've worked for and invested in
One totally random fact about you: if i'm in the mood for buttsex, i'm a total powerbottom
What shoes are you wearing: StinkySocks by MyFeetHaveBeenInChucksAllDay
Your lucky no.: huit
Words you say most: "loveloveloveFUCKINGSHITlove"
The most nasty school meal is: who goes to school anymore c'mon really
Do you keep a journal: not anymore
Do you have a blog: tumblr bitches
Any bad habits: smoking, not answering the phone, shirking friends because i'm socially awkard
Religion: none to speak of, thank you
Your most embarrassing moment is: it was a work story, you guys wouldn't get it
Most missed memory: meeting spiderman
Where are you this very moment: in bed duh
Fave quote: "Absurdity has become necessity."
Your life dream: to be the First Encounter. hell yeah
Best thing in your room: empty tequila bottle
Do you own a digital camera: mhm but it's ghey
Do you own an iPod: fuck no zune
Are you glad this is over? no shit sherlock
