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Theater of the Mind: Molestfreshment
15 years ago
Here's the latest creation to come to my mind. For some reason it was in 
furseiseki's style so it stars his character Taski. I don't know why but this came to me while shopping for dinner after work. I guess Albertsons is my muse. This is in the vertical style of Taski's multi-panel comics.
*Frame 1*
Taski is outside and the sun can be seen in the distance. He's hot and wiping his forehead while facing to the left.
*Frame 2*
Suddenly from the right a corporate spokesman in the Spumco style pops into frame startling Taski.
Announcer: Hey there young person! It's pretty hot out today isn't it.
Taski: *gack!*
*Frame 3*
Taski is now looking at the spokesman.
SM: I bet you could go for some cool refreshment right about now.
Taksi: *shakes his head in agreement*
*Frame 4*
Spokesman is now reaching behind his back.
SM: Then have I got something for you! It's one of America's favorite soft drinks.
*Taski is smiling broadly and his eyes are wide with anticipation.
*Frame 5*
Spokesman still has his hand behind his back and is leaning slightly towards Taski.
SM: It's green. It's carbonated. It's as refreshing as a mountain stream...
*Taski is now bouncing up and down with excitement.*
*Frame 6*
Perspective has changed to Taski's/Is looking up at the spokesman.
Young man have a.....
*Frame 7*
Perspective is back to a side view of spokesman and Taski.
SM:....Caffeine Free Diet Mountain Dew! *holds forth a 20oz bottle*
*Taski face is now a horrified/angry jawdrop.*
*Frame 8*
Taski is gone and a bunch of police are standing around/photographing the face down body of the spokesman. He is mostly covered by a sheet though a particularly shaped bulge toward the back indicates that the pop bottle has been shoved 1/2 way up the spokesman's rear.
furseiseki's style so it stars his character Taski. I don't know why but this came to me while shopping for dinner after work. I guess Albertsons is my muse. This is in the vertical style of Taski's multi-panel comics.*Frame 1*
Taski is outside and the sun can be seen in the distance. He's hot and wiping his forehead while facing to the left.
*Frame 2*
Suddenly from the right a corporate spokesman in the Spumco style pops into frame startling Taski.
Announcer: Hey there young person! It's pretty hot out today isn't it.
Taski: *gack!*
*Frame 3*
Taski is now looking at the spokesman.
SM: I bet you could go for some cool refreshment right about now.
Taksi: *shakes his head in agreement*
*Frame 4*
Spokesman is now reaching behind his back.
SM: Then have I got something for you! It's one of America's favorite soft drinks.
*Taski is smiling broadly and his eyes are wide with anticipation.
*Frame 5*
Spokesman still has his hand behind his back and is leaning slightly towards Taski.
SM: It's green. It's carbonated. It's as refreshing as a mountain stream...
*Taski is now bouncing up and down with excitement.*
*Frame 6*
Perspective has changed to Taski's/Is looking up at the spokesman.
Young man have a.....
*Frame 7*
Perspective is back to a side view of spokesman and Taski.
SM:....Caffeine Free Diet Mountain Dew! *holds forth a 20oz bottle*
*Taski face is now a horrified/angry jawdrop.*
*Frame 8*
Taski is gone and a bunch of police are standing around/photographing the face down body of the spokesman. He is mostly covered by a sheet though a particularly shaped bulge toward the back indicates that the pop bottle has been shoved 1/2 way up the spokesman's rear.
MAYBE I'LL SEE YOU NEXT FALL
OR
OR SMELL YOU LATER
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