Manly Test: British Edition
15 years ago
The Manly Meme, British Edition.
01) [] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [x] You carry a wallet
03) [x] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [] Fart in public, on purpose.
05) [] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [x] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 3
Do you love:
11) [] Video games
12) [] Working on mechanical items.
13) [] Building things.
14) [] Working out at a gym.
15) [] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible.
16) [] Football.
17) [] Rugby League.
18) [x] Formuala One/Rally/Moto.
19) [] Boxing.
20) [] Hunting and/or fishing.
Total So Far: 4
Do you shop at:
21) [] Wickes
22) [] B&Q
23) [] Army surplus stores
24) [] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [] Car part retail or other mechanic shops (Halfords, Machine Mart)
26) [] Hobby shops
27) [] Comic book stores
28) [] Sports supply stores
29) [x] Video game stores
30) [] Electronic supply stores (Maplin, etc)
Total So Far: 5
Do you say:
31) [] Lad.
32) [ ] Five minutes there, Turkish.
33) [x] Fuck off!
34) [] When I were a lad/young 'un - followed by how long you had to work down the mine. (mostly as a joke)
35) [] You bloody pansy.
36) [] Aye.
37) [ ] If anyone wants me I'll be at the pub.
38) [] That's right, break it.
39) [] Cuntmuffins.
40) [] Bollocks to that!
Total So Far: 6
Do you read:
41) [ ] Angling Times
42) [ ] Attitude
43) [ ] FHM
44) [x] Top Gear
45) [ ] Nuts
46) [ ] Zoo
47) [ ] Men's Health
48) [ ] Men's Fitness
49) [ ] Loaded
50) [ ] Bizarre
Total: 7
Multiply your score by 2 and there is your percentage.
14%
LOL XD
01) [] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [x] You carry a wallet
03) [x] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [] Fart in public, on purpose.
05) [] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [x] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 3
Do you love:
11) [] Video games
12) [] Working on mechanical items.
13) [] Building things.
14) [] Working out at a gym.
15) [] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible.
16) [] Football.
17) [] Rugby League.
18) [x] Formuala One/Rally/Moto.
19) [] Boxing.
20) [] Hunting and/or fishing.
Total So Far: 4
Do you shop at:
21) [] Wickes
22) [] B&Q
23) [] Army surplus stores
24) [] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [] Car part retail or other mechanic shops (Halfords, Machine Mart)
26) [] Hobby shops
27) [] Comic book stores
28) [] Sports supply stores
29) [x] Video game stores
30) [] Electronic supply stores (Maplin, etc)
Total So Far: 5
Do you say:
31) [] Lad.
32) [ ] Five minutes there, Turkish.
33) [x] Fuck off!
34) [] When I were a lad/young 'un - followed by how long you had to work down the mine. (mostly as a joke)
35) [] You bloody pansy.
36) [] Aye.
37) [ ] If anyone wants me I'll be at the pub.
38) [] That's right, break it.
39) [] Cuntmuffins.
40) [] Bollocks to that!
Total So Far: 6
Do you read:
41) [ ] Angling Times
42) [ ] Attitude
43) [ ] FHM
44) [x] Top Gear
45) [ ] Nuts
46) [ ] Zoo
47) [ ] Men's Health
48) [ ] Men's Fitness
49) [ ] Loaded
50) [ ] Bizarre
Total: 7
Multiply your score by 2 and there is your percentage.
14%
LOL XD
Askarn
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