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Manly Meme
15 years ago
01) [ ] You own tools that you use regularly. ( I can't fix anything. -3- )
02) [x] You carry a wallet.
03) [x] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance. ( Romance is a little much for me. o.o )
04) [ ] You spit on the ground when not in a building.
05) [ ] You scratch where it itches when it itches. ( Oh gawd. >.< )
06) [ ] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis. ( That makes my feet hurt. )
07) [x] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart. ( Too broke most of the time anyways. )
08) [x] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [ ] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [ ] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin. ( After I saw what your clothing can look like under a black light when you wipe your hands, nooo! )
Total So Far: 4
Do you love:
11) [x] Video games?
12) [ ] Working on mechanical items?
13) [x] Building things?
14) [ ] Working out on gym machines?
15) [ ] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible? ( No way, I love shopping! )
16) [ ] Football? ( Played it twice out of good faith and got really hurt both times. x.x )
17) [x] Baseball? ( I just to play on a team in elementary school! )
18) [ ] Wrestling?
19) [ ] Boxing?
20) [ ] Hunting and/or fishing?
Total So Far: 7
Do you shop at:
21) [ ] Home Depot?
22) [ ] Lowe's?
23) [ ] Big and Tall men's stores?
24) [ ] Hunting and Fishing supply shops?
25) [ ] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops?
26) [ ] Hobby shops?
27) [ ] Comic book stores?
28) [ ] Sports supply stores?
29) [x] Video game stores?
30) [ ] Electronic supply stores?
Total So Far: 8
Do you say:
31) [ ] Son
32) [ ] I can fix it.
33) [ ] Man-up
34) [ ] When I was your age
35) [ ] Don't be a wuss.
36) [x] It's just a scratch.
37) [ ] Take it like a man.
38) [ ] That's not how you do it.
39) [ ] Shit
40) [ ] Here's your [insert profanity and what the person just said].
Total So Far: 9
Do you read:
41) [ ] Field and Stream.
42) [ ] Bear Magazine
43) [ ] Playboy
44) [ ] Sports Illustrated
45) [ ] Pro Football Weekly
46) [x] Comic books
47) [ ] Men's Health
48) [ ] Men's Fitness
49) [ ] Men's Journal
50) [ ] Private Media Group, Inc.
Total: 10
Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 20%
... Ohmygoshwhatthecrap! >w<
02) [x] You carry a wallet.
03) [x] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance. ( Romance is a little much for me. o.o )
04) [ ] You spit on the ground when not in a building.
05) [ ] You scratch where it itches when it itches. ( Oh gawd. >.< )
06) [ ] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis. ( That makes my feet hurt. )
07) [x] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart. ( Too broke most of the time anyways. )
08) [x] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [ ] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [ ] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin. ( After I saw what your clothing can look like under a black light when you wipe your hands, nooo! )
Total So Far: 4
Do you love:
11) [x] Video games?
12) [ ] Working on mechanical items?
13) [x] Building things?
14) [ ] Working out on gym machines?
15) [ ] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible? ( No way, I love shopping! )
16) [ ] Football? ( Played it twice out of good faith and got really hurt both times. x.x )
17) [x] Baseball? ( I just to play on a team in elementary school! )
18) [ ] Wrestling?
19) [ ] Boxing?
20) [ ] Hunting and/or fishing?
Total So Far: 7
Do you shop at:
21) [ ] Home Depot?
22) [ ] Lowe's?
23) [ ] Big and Tall men's stores?
24) [ ] Hunting and Fishing supply shops?
25) [ ] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops?
26) [ ] Hobby shops?
27) [ ] Comic book stores?
28) [ ] Sports supply stores?
29) [x] Video game stores?
30) [ ] Electronic supply stores?
Total So Far: 8
Do you say:
31) [ ] Son
32) [ ] I can fix it.
33) [ ] Man-up
34) [ ] When I was your age
35) [ ] Don't be a wuss.
36) [x] It's just a scratch.
37) [ ] Take it like a man.
38) [ ] That's not how you do it.
39) [ ] Shit
40) [ ] Here's your [insert profanity and what the person just said].
Total So Far: 9
Do you read:
41) [ ] Field and Stream.
42) [ ] Bear Magazine
43) [ ] Playboy
44) [ ] Sports Illustrated
45) [ ] Pro Football Weekly
46) [x] Comic books
47) [ ] Men's Health
48) [ ] Men's Fitness
49) [ ] Men's Journal
50) [ ] Private Media Group, Inc.
Total: 10
Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 20%
... Ohmygoshwhatthecrap! >w<
