Stole from pleasedaspunch


Rules:
Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post a definition it gives you.

1.) Your age?
21

Definition-
The age at which one is finally considered human.

2.) One of your friends?
Jaqui

Def.-
A smart, beautiful and talented woman. You can't count on her and will never leave your side. A faithful friend and the most amazing lover you'll ever have. Sensuality emits out of every move she makes with her perfect body. Her lips will make you crave for more of her kisses. If you get on her bad side...watch out.

3.) What should you be doing?
Cleaning.

Def.-
what you better be doing right now (if you're a woman).
get back to your cleaning before i assert my pimp hand, woman! (lol)

4.) Favorite color?
Pink (though it's always changing)

Def.-
slang reference to the vagina
im gonna get me some pink

5.) Birthplace?
Toledo

Def.-
A place that should be avoided at all costs. If you are here, move out. The job market is very poor. It is nearly impossible to advance your career, or get a job that is not minimum wage or less than $25K per year. The people here are very shallow. You cannot carry on a conversation with anyone if it does not involve drinking, sports, or which beer joint you will be hanging out in tonight. The downtown is a lifeless concrete nightmare, full of vacant buildings and run down homes. There is 5/3 Field, which is about the only good thing there. The general lack of unique things to see and do here without the "been there done that" feeling is appalling. The weather is cold, dreery, rainy, cloudy, and oppressively humid in the summer. Perpetual road construction. I-280 is in year 36 of construction.
(1)Toledo is the armpit of Ohio.

6.) Month of your birth?
February

Def.-
The month that gives women the best excuse to ask for expensive jewlery. This is also the best month for men to find something to give to women so they get a blow job without guilt.

7.) Last person you talked to?
Lee

Def.-
When used in the context of an Australian Male, the Term/Name "Lee" denotes awesomeness, In 1842 a great man predicted that all males named "Lee" in the year 1987 shall become 'King of the World' upon their 20th birthday. Because this great philosophiser was shot in the back while dancing to the 1842 one hit wonder "Hamertime" (a song about communist oppression) the truth was never released to the public.

8.) One of your nicknames?
Penguin (._.; I'm not kidding)

Def.-
When a woman gives a man a blowjob, and just before climax, she walks away. The man then follows her, waddling with his pants around his ankles, begging her to come back.
The bastard pissed me off, so I gave him a penguin.


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