stupid bitch: "Youre fat and ugly, I'll bet you dont even have a girlfriend"
me: "you're right hunny, I aint into stupid bitches. I enjoy men"
stupid bitch: "Ew, youre gay? I dont like gay people. I think they're weird"
me: "oh dont worry darlin' we hate you too"

...and I thank God everyday I dont have to deal with being married to stupid bitches or potentially having one for a kid