I'm going to AnthroCOn sooner or later, but when I go I'll be driving there in an unmarked van, because on the last day of AC, I will have constructed a nine foot tall, jackal=morph exoskeletn, probably out of basic sheet plastic and aluminum, and it will be AWESOME. All the other days, probably just me with a head to hide my beautiful skin from the harmful UV radiation of the sun, but the last day; BOOM. Robot suit.
I don't care how long it takes. It'll top anything anyone else does at AC.