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Urban Dictionary Meme
15 years ago
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Stolen from Caroline :B
Rules:
Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post a definition it gives you.
1.) Your name?
Matt
Definition-
ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a matt
Girl 2: Oh you poor thing
2.) Your age?
19 (i'll be 19 in a few days :B)
Definition-
The Canadian drinking age. 2 years better than 21.
"Heck yes I'll have a drink, because I'm 19" (adding 'eh' to the end of this is, of course, optional)
3.) One of your friends?
Jeff
Definition-
A Jeff is a really cool kid who everyone loves.
Someone with a fantastic everything.
Everyone's best friend.
A Jeff will most likely often be cheerful and can always put their friends in the best of moods.
This person can make British Guard People giggle in about 3.7 milli seconds.
Jeff's have awesome dance skills and great hair.
Although Jeff's are magically perfect, they will make you feel super about your fat ugly self. And you will never feel ewwy.
"Wow you're pretty much being a Jeff right now, and I'm liking it."
4.) What should you be doing?
food
Definition-
1) A substance with which to sustain life through nutrition. To utilize food, place it in your mouth and repeatedly move the lower jaw up and down in relation to the rest of the head. If the food comes to rest in an area of the moth that is not accessible to the chewing mechanisms (teeth), you may have to use the in-mouth food relocator (known as the tongue) to change the position of the food with respect to the teeth. After the food has reached a finely divided consistency, you can use the tongue to push the food down into the stomach.
2) When translated into huttese, an expletive.
3) A word signifying something to be processed - as in "food for thought".
1) Mmm, this pizza is some good food.
2) Bantha Poodoo!
3) That's certainly food for thought
5.) Favorite color?
White
Definition-
What everyone calls people with white skin, and white people can't call people with black skin black.
Black Guy : Whats up white boy.
White Guy : Hey my black friend
Black guy : You can't call me black that racist
6.) Birthplace?
DC
Definition-
Pretty much the best comic book publisher in all the land.
"I want to the comic shop and picked up the sweetest DC comic with Batman"
7.) Month of your birth?
August
Definition-
The idea of perfection. The 8th Month of the year in certain European and Asian cultures signifies greatness in achieving perfection, or something close to it.
"You look August tonight my love!"
8.) Last person you talked to?
Dean
Definition-
Dean can be used in any situation whenever needed for a substitute for a word that you can not think of at the time or that something is so crazy that there isnt even a word for it or if you just like to use the word.
"DEAN"
"Theres no way that just happened. That was so DEAN."
"This weekend were so getting DEAN"
9.) One of your nicknames?
Mufasa (fml hahaha)
Definition -
When you cum on a girl's stomach, rub your thumb in it, and wipe it on her forehead.
Guy: Bro, I would have nutted in her mouth, but she insisted on a Mufasa.
Friend: Why in the hell would she do that?
Guy: I have no idea. But it made a great story, didn't it?
ugggggh these answers. hahaha
Rules:
Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post a definition it gives you.
1.) Your name?
Matt
Definition-
ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a matt
Girl 2: Oh you poor thing
2.) Your age?
19 (i'll be 19 in a few days :B)
Definition-
The Canadian drinking age. 2 years better than 21.
"Heck yes I'll have a drink, because I'm 19" (adding 'eh' to the end of this is, of course, optional)
3.) One of your friends?
Jeff
Definition-
A Jeff is a really cool kid who everyone loves.
Someone with a fantastic everything.
Everyone's best friend.
A Jeff will most likely often be cheerful and can always put their friends in the best of moods.
This person can make British Guard People giggle in about 3.7 milli seconds.
Jeff's have awesome dance skills and great hair.
Although Jeff's are magically perfect, they will make you feel super about your fat ugly self. And you will never feel ewwy.
"Wow you're pretty much being a Jeff right now, and I'm liking it."
4.) What should you be doing?
food
Definition-
1) A substance with which to sustain life through nutrition. To utilize food, place it in your mouth and repeatedly move the lower jaw up and down in relation to the rest of the head. If the food comes to rest in an area of the moth that is not accessible to the chewing mechanisms (teeth), you may have to use the in-mouth food relocator (known as the tongue) to change the position of the food with respect to the teeth. After the food has reached a finely divided consistency, you can use the tongue to push the food down into the stomach.
2) When translated into huttese, an expletive.
3) A word signifying something to be processed - as in "food for thought".
1) Mmm, this pizza is some good food.
2) Bantha Poodoo!
3) That's certainly food for thought
5.) Favorite color?
White
Definition-
What everyone calls people with white skin, and white people can't call people with black skin black.
Black Guy : Whats up white boy.
White Guy : Hey my black friend
Black guy : You can't call me black that racist
6.) Birthplace?
DC
Definition-
Pretty much the best comic book publisher in all the land.
"I want to the comic shop and picked up the sweetest DC comic with Batman"
7.) Month of your birth?
August
Definition-
The idea of perfection. The 8th Month of the year in certain European and Asian cultures signifies greatness in achieving perfection, or something close to it.
"You look August tonight my love!"
8.) Last person you talked to?
Dean
Definition-
Dean can be used in any situation whenever needed for a substitute for a word that you can not think of at the time or that something is so crazy that there isnt even a word for it or if you just like to use the word.
"DEAN"
"Theres no way that just happened. That was so DEAN."
"This weekend were so getting DEAN"
9.) One of your nicknames?
Mufasa (fml hahaha)
Definition -
When you cum on a girl's stomach, rub your thumb in it, and wipe it on her forehead.
Guy: Bro, I would have nutted in her mouth, but she insisted on a Mufasa.
Friend: Why in the hell would she do that?
Guy: I have no idea. But it made a great story, didn't it?
ugggggh these answers. hahaha
Mufasa.... :P