Urban Dictionary
15 years ago
borrowed from
Threedaysgrace
1. What is your name?
Matt
ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
2. How old are you?
24
The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert.
3. what is one of your friends' names
Mike
The most amazing boy in the world. He is quiet around the masses but he opens up around the one he loves. He is extraordinarily protective in the best of ways. Mike can and will make you laugh harder than anyone else. He is the most adorable, cute, nice, sweet, kind, generous, loving, caring, genuine, funny, considerate, awesome person I have ever met. Every moment of my life would be better if I could spend it with him. I could talk to him all day long and we’d never run out of things to say. His smile can make my day; even if it’s from across the room. I love him more than the sun, I need him more than breath it’s self. I can’t imagine my life without him; it scares me more than anything. I will spend the rest of my life in his arms.
4. What should you be doing?
playing video games
Term for masturbation.
5. What is your favorite color?
teal
a being who is very very easily amused, likes to eat pickles, sings 24/7, watches scooby doo, pirates of the Caribbean, spirited away, Buffy, and enjoys slam poetry.
6. Where were you born?
Georgia
the adventure state. the most beautiful state in the country. i could never live anywhere else.we have great accents, good food, friendly people. everything anyone could want!
7. What month were you born in?
May
A month when hot sexy Taurus's are born
8. what day were you born on?
11
1 louder, innit. The highest number in the world of rock. The ultimate rock n' roll number. If you need that extra push over the cliff, turn it to 11!
9. who is the last person you talked to?
tom tom
A acronym for a Thompson SubMachine Gun, otherwise known as a Tommy Gun. Used in the Nicki Minaj single, "Massive Attack" in reference to 'attacking' the modern music industry with 'destructive' and catchy songs.
10. what is one of your nicknames?
cool breeze
The coolest Motha fucka you'll ever meet motha fucka!! By the way... is the coolest guy you'll ever meet. The Coooooooool breeeeze.

1. What is your name?
Matt
ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
2. How old are you?
24
The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert.
3. what is one of your friends' names
Mike
The most amazing boy in the world. He is quiet around the masses but he opens up around the one he loves. He is extraordinarily protective in the best of ways. Mike can and will make you laugh harder than anyone else. He is the most adorable, cute, nice, sweet, kind, generous, loving, caring, genuine, funny, considerate, awesome person I have ever met. Every moment of my life would be better if I could spend it with him. I could talk to him all day long and we’d never run out of things to say. His smile can make my day; even if it’s from across the room. I love him more than the sun, I need him more than breath it’s self. I can’t imagine my life without him; it scares me more than anything. I will spend the rest of my life in his arms.
4. What should you be doing?
playing video games
Term for masturbation.
5. What is your favorite color?
teal
a being who is very very easily amused, likes to eat pickles, sings 24/7, watches scooby doo, pirates of the Caribbean, spirited away, Buffy, and enjoys slam poetry.
6. Where were you born?
Georgia
the adventure state. the most beautiful state in the country. i could never live anywhere else.we have great accents, good food, friendly people. everything anyone could want!
7. What month were you born in?
May
A month when hot sexy Taurus's are born
8. what day were you born on?
11
1 louder, innit. The highest number in the world of rock. The ultimate rock n' roll number. If you need that extra push over the cliff, turn it to 11!
9. who is the last person you talked to?
tom tom
A acronym for a Thompson SubMachine Gun, otherwise known as a Tommy Gun. Used in the Nicki Minaj single, "Massive Attack" in reference to 'attacking' the modern music industry with 'destructive' and catchy songs.
10. what is one of your nicknames?
cool breeze
The coolest Motha fucka you'll ever meet motha fucka!! By the way... is the coolest guy you'll ever meet. The Coooooooool breeeeze.

Kijanoz
~kijanoz
Yeah, you are pretty cool. ;)

mavadokenyen
~mavadokenyen
It's hard to believe you wrote some of those descriptions...they're so much more thuggish than you are usually. >.>