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Things I Woud Do If I Were A Man.
15 years ago
! Masturbate.
@ Scrutinize my new genitals.
# Have sexual intercourse with a woman.
$ Have sexual intercourse with a man.
% Get kicked in the groin.
^ Urinate in a urinal.
& Urinate near a urinal, but not in it.
* Poop in a urinal.
( Experiment with condoms.
) Buy cologne.
!! Buy many tuxedos.
!@ Shower in a public shower and compare myself to other men.
!# Wear Speedos.
@ Scrutinize my new genitals.
# Have sexual intercourse with a woman.
$ Have sexual intercourse with a man.
% Get kicked in the groin.
^ Urinate in a urinal.
& Urinate near a urinal, but not in it.
* Poop in a urinal.
( Experiment with condoms.
) Buy cologne.
!! Buy many tuxedos.
!@ Shower in a public shower and compare myself to other men.
!# Wear Speedos.
