UrbanDictionary
15 years ago
Rules:
Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post a definition it gives you. here goes...
1.) Your name?
Eric
The most amazing person in the entire universe. Everything about him is perfect! He's charming, handsome, intelligent, strong, romantic, funny...everything you want in a guy. It's impossible not to fall in love with him! Once you lay eyes on him, you will know from that very moment that you will never stop loving him.
Example:did you see eric...damn that bitch is fine!
2.) Your age?
17
The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park
Chef: "The right time to start having sex is 17."
Sheila: "So you mean 17 as long as you're in love?"
Chef: "Nope, just 17."
Gerald: "But what if you're not ready at 17?"
Chef: "17, you're ready." (Amen)
3.) One of your friends?
Sam
means the name of one person who is: Super At Masterbation
"I bet your not Sam...like me" (I always wondered why he was in the bathroom for that long)
4.) What should you be doing?
Drawing Stuff
Drawing
Taking words and images in your mind and dumping them onto paper (paper that may be lucky or piteous).
Everyone in the art class did their own drawings. Kelly's was amazing, but Charles should drop the class.
Stuff
In reality, it means to fill something, as in the stuffing of a turkey. But in slang (and this is a slang dictionary), it can mean anything that there is in the whole damn world.
Suggestion: do NOT use this when conversing with your Language Arts teacher, they will get very annoyed.
teacher: how do you write a good essay kids?
student: i dunno, you just write some stuff...
teacher: PRINCIPLE'S OFFICE! NOW!!!
5.) Favorite color?
Purple
guys are blue, and girls are pink... when they get together they make purple!
bow-chika-wow-wow = purple (this is why I like purple
6.) Birthplace?
Grosse Pointe
A small quiet town next to the ghetto of Detroit where drugies roam free.....the po po stop all black people driving in grosse pointe....and the kids wonder why the hell do i have to live here.....
I hate grosse pointe. (lovely place isn't it?)
7.) Month of your birth?
June
The month the hottest people in the world are born.
DAMN! i'm hot i was born in june!
8.) Last person you talked to?
Kate
Kate is a lion. And a vampire. And she runs like a dragon. She has more passion than you'll ever have. Next year, she hopes to live on the music interest floor. Kates are a very rare breed, but the rarest of all are the Katharine Sundays. Kate is also the subject of a phenomenal Ben Folds song.
She sure can play the violin...what a Kate!
Did you see that girl running? She resembles a dragon when she does that...must be a Kate. (this is why everyone likes my sister)
9.) One of your nicknames?
Gooze
The Persian word for fart also used when saying you suck/idiot/F*ck usually used in a playful term
you damn gooze! haha I love you
(._.)
Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post a definition it gives you. here goes...
1.) Your name?
Eric
The most amazing person in the entire universe. Everything about him is perfect! He's charming, handsome, intelligent, strong, romantic, funny...everything you want in a guy. It's impossible not to fall in love with him! Once you lay eyes on him, you will know from that very moment that you will never stop loving him.
Example:did you see eric...damn that bitch is fine!
2.) Your age?
17
The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park
Chef: "The right time to start having sex is 17."
Sheila: "So you mean 17 as long as you're in love?"
Chef: "Nope, just 17."
Gerald: "But what if you're not ready at 17?"
Chef: "17, you're ready." (Amen)
3.) One of your friends?
Sam
means the name of one person who is: Super At Masterbation
"I bet your not Sam...like me" (I always wondered why he was in the bathroom for that long)
4.) What should you be doing?
Drawing Stuff
Drawing
Taking words and images in your mind and dumping them onto paper (paper that may be lucky or piteous).
Everyone in the art class did their own drawings. Kelly's was amazing, but Charles should drop the class.
Stuff
In reality, it means to fill something, as in the stuffing of a turkey. But in slang (and this is a slang dictionary), it can mean anything that there is in the whole damn world.
Suggestion: do NOT use this when conversing with your Language Arts teacher, they will get very annoyed.
teacher: how do you write a good essay kids?
student: i dunno, you just write some stuff...
teacher: PRINCIPLE'S OFFICE! NOW!!!
5.) Favorite color?
Purple
guys are blue, and girls are pink... when they get together they make purple!
bow-chika-wow-wow = purple (this is why I like purple
6.) Birthplace?
Grosse Pointe
A small quiet town next to the ghetto of Detroit where drugies roam free.....the po po stop all black people driving in grosse pointe....and the kids wonder why the hell do i have to live here.....
I hate grosse pointe. (lovely place isn't it?)
7.) Month of your birth?
June
The month the hottest people in the world are born.
DAMN! i'm hot i was born in june!
8.) Last person you talked to?
Kate
Kate is a lion. And a vampire. And she runs like a dragon. She has more passion than you'll ever have. Next year, she hopes to live on the music interest floor. Kates are a very rare breed, but the rarest of all are the Katharine Sundays. Kate is also the subject of a phenomenal Ben Folds song.
She sure can play the violin...what a Kate!
Did you see that girl running? She resembles a dragon when she does that...must be a Kate. (this is why everyone likes my sister)
9.) One of your nicknames?
Gooze
The Persian word for fart also used when saying you suck/idiot/F*ck usually used in a playful term
you damn gooze! haha I love you
(._.)