I don't think I'm a fursuit kind of guy
15 years ago
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But if I were, I would wear something like this: http://cghub.com/images/view/30596/
Also, need cheap (but in an awesome way) animal mask? This place ( http://www.lynchs.com/cat--Masks-No.....yemasks71.html ) has the kind I wore in this pic ( http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1093881/ ) for like $4.99. I found that one originally in a chain party store, so you could probably find them elsewhere, too.
Also, need cheap (but in an awesome way) animal mask? This place ( http://www.lynchs.com/cat--Masks-No.....yemasks71.html ) has the kind I wore in this pic ( http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1093881/ ) for like $4.99. I found that one originally in a chain party store, so you could probably find them elsewhere, too.
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Could you breath?
If so it'd be a rockin halloween costume. Or movie prop.
But, probably mostly SEX
know I don't! but... uh.. sounds kinky!
Totally about to berate you for calling me honey, but it turns out it was part of your gimmick ;) Off the hook this time.
Ok, I'll set you up with the $4.99 special but it may look suspiciously like a remnant of discarded '70s lime green shag carpet with knotted twine tie-downs. Sex-ay. =)