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15 years ago
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Playing along.....
Rules:
Go to https://www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the definition it gives you.
(I posted the first definition.)
1.) Your name?
george
A guy with a very big (usually huge) penis.
Guy: wanna see it?
Girl: sure
Guy: ok here
Girl: HOLY CRAP its a george
Um..ask my friends...
2.) Your age?
43
A number used by the Lucky clothing company (among others) which stands for "Fuck You" or "Fuck Off", since "fuck" has 4 letters and "you"/"off" have 3 letters.
3.) One of your friends?
tim
vb. to sex someone up n. man with a massive schlong
vb.That whore just got timmed
n.You hear about Bob? He is tim.
4.) What should you be doing?
Exercising
Time wasted trying to look less fat. Not recomended for fat asses. May cause heart attack and muscle falure.
Fat ass "dude im so fat, maybe i should start exercising"
Mom "you wouldnt want to do that dear, you would kill yourself"
5. Your favorite color?
blue
buy blue mugs, tshirts and magnets
The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
The sky is blue.
(boring)
6. Birthplace?
Decatur 111 up, 14 down
buy decatur mugs, tshirts and magnets
Decatur is a medium-sized city in Central Illinois. The city is unique in that it is composed entirely of soybeans held together by a sticky adhesive made of sadness and dried Krekel's soft-serve.
Local History:
The city of Decatur was founded in the 1800's by the Chicago Bears, who at the time were coached by the legendary Abraham Lincoln. Always the savvy businessman, Lincoln elected to exchange the team for tickets to a showing of "My American Cousin" in Washington, DC, and we all know what happened with that.
The city's auspicious beginnings attracted a number of aspiring industrialists spanning a number of industries, including hog rendering, dirt recycling, garbage producing, and pollution. Many of these industries can still be seen today, though the long ago laid off most of their employees.
The city is home to a few famous inventions, such as the flyswatter, the automobile turn signal, and Dr. Dustin Ellison's Fabulous Rectal Plunger (patent pending).
The air often has a curious smell about it and can differ from day to day, often so much so that residents have been known to refer to days of the week by smell:
Monday: Burnt Cheez-Its
Tuesday: Soggy French Fries
Wednesday: Unholy Ass-crack of Satan
Thursday: Toasted Cat Litter
Friday: Recently Deceased Hobo Coated in Vaseline
Government:
The city is ruled by a small, exclusive club of wealthy men who are engaged in a large-scale game of Monopoly, with each one attempting to construct a "Speed Lube" or "Cash Loans" establishment on every street corner. They delight in sporadically bulldozing entire blocks of downtown to construct "parks," and relentlessly lobby for airline service to our airport (last month's passenger traffic: Three people, one ear of corn).
Geography:
The dominating geographic feature of Decatur is the large depression located east of Nelson Park (also in the minds of Decatur's inhabitants) that serves as a collecting pond for the liquid excretions of the populace. Termed "Lake Decatur", this muddy soup is rumored to contain fish, but mostly consists of dead bodies in 1973 Buick Lesabres, still clutching their buckets of KFC.
Activities/Tourism/Nightlife:
Notable activities in Decatur include being poor, crime, sleeping, and defecating in public places. Visitors to Decatur are advised that "We Like it Here," and that "You Should Definitely Take your Hubcaps with You when You Park, or Possibly Stop at Any Point."
Decatur: We live here
(ADM does smell like french fries, I always liked it as a kid. Firestone used to make tires, then in an effort to break the union they did a lock out and had the managers make the tires loudly publicising the amount of tires unskilled labor could make. A year later tires started to explode. I always thought there was a connection. The first Brown's Chicken murders happened there. [Robber rounded up and forced everyone into the freezers, and then killed them. Repeated three more times in Illinois, unsolved for 20 years.)
7. Month of birth?
April
A left-leaning, cultured, intelligent, down-to-earth chic that has tons of friends throughout the world. She's a lover of cinema and ethnic cuisines, has a witty sense of humor and is a great person to get advice from. She's the friend that is always there if you need her. She's also fantastic in the sack.
"That chic is so awesome. What an April."
"I got the best blowjob I've ever had. That girl was a real April."
('Ever meme get more sex than me.')
8. Last person you talked to?
karla
a great, loyal friend; someone who gives all of themselves in any relationship, honest, faithful, pure in heart, true to one's self
(Completely true...if I want to live.)
9. One of your nicknames?
mac
a pimp or playa or mackin on sumone to put your moves on her
damn son ur a mak daddy
whatch me mac on dis gurl
(uh..What?)
Rules:
Go to https://www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the definition it gives you.
(I posted the first definition.)
1.) Your name?
george
A guy with a very big (usually huge) penis.
Guy: wanna see it?
Girl: sure
Guy: ok here
Girl: HOLY CRAP its a george
Um..ask my friends...
2.) Your age?
43
A number used by the Lucky clothing company (among others) which stands for "Fuck You" or "Fuck Off", since "fuck" has 4 letters and "you"/"off" have 3 letters.
3.) One of your friends?
tim
vb. to sex someone up n. man with a massive schlong
vb.That whore just got timmed
n.You hear about Bob? He is tim.
4.) What should you be doing?
Exercising
Time wasted trying to look less fat. Not recomended for fat asses. May cause heart attack and muscle falure.
Fat ass "dude im so fat, maybe i should start exercising"
Mom "you wouldnt want to do that dear, you would kill yourself"
5. Your favorite color?
blue
buy blue mugs, tshirts and magnets
The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
The sky is blue.
(boring)
6. Birthplace?
Decatur 111 up, 14 down
buy decatur mugs, tshirts and magnets
Decatur is a medium-sized city in Central Illinois. The city is unique in that it is composed entirely of soybeans held together by a sticky adhesive made of sadness and dried Krekel's soft-serve.
Local History:
The city of Decatur was founded in the 1800's by the Chicago Bears, who at the time were coached by the legendary Abraham Lincoln. Always the savvy businessman, Lincoln elected to exchange the team for tickets to a showing of "My American Cousin" in Washington, DC, and we all know what happened with that.
The city's auspicious beginnings attracted a number of aspiring industrialists spanning a number of industries, including hog rendering, dirt recycling, garbage producing, and pollution. Many of these industries can still be seen today, though the long ago laid off most of their employees.
The city is home to a few famous inventions, such as the flyswatter, the automobile turn signal, and Dr. Dustin Ellison's Fabulous Rectal Plunger (patent pending).
The air often has a curious smell about it and can differ from day to day, often so much so that residents have been known to refer to days of the week by smell:
Monday: Burnt Cheez-Its
Tuesday: Soggy French Fries
Wednesday: Unholy Ass-crack of Satan
Thursday: Toasted Cat Litter
Friday: Recently Deceased Hobo Coated in Vaseline
Government:
The city is ruled by a small, exclusive club of wealthy men who are engaged in a large-scale game of Monopoly, with each one attempting to construct a "Speed Lube" or "Cash Loans" establishment on every street corner. They delight in sporadically bulldozing entire blocks of downtown to construct "parks," and relentlessly lobby for airline service to our airport (last month's passenger traffic: Three people, one ear of corn).
Geography:
The dominating geographic feature of Decatur is the large depression located east of Nelson Park (also in the minds of Decatur's inhabitants) that serves as a collecting pond for the liquid excretions of the populace. Termed "Lake Decatur", this muddy soup is rumored to contain fish, but mostly consists of dead bodies in 1973 Buick Lesabres, still clutching their buckets of KFC.
Activities/Tourism/Nightlife:
Notable activities in Decatur include being poor, crime, sleeping, and defecating in public places. Visitors to Decatur are advised that "We Like it Here," and that "You Should Definitely Take your Hubcaps with You when You Park, or Possibly Stop at Any Point."
Decatur: We live here
(ADM does smell like french fries, I always liked it as a kid. Firestone used to make tires, then in an effort to break the union they did a lock out and had the managers make the tires loudly publicising the amount of tires unskilled labor could make. A year later tires started to explode. I always thought there was a connection. The first Brown's Chicken murders happened there. [Robber rounded up and forced everyone into the freezers, and then killed them. Repeated three more times in Illinois, unsolved for 20 years.)
7. Month of birth?
April
A left-leaning, cultured, intelligent, down-to-earth chic that has tons of friends throughout the world. She's a lover of cinema and ethnic cuisines, has a witty sense of humor and is a great person to get advice from. She's the friend that is always there if you need her. She's also fantastic in the sack.
"That chic is so awesome. What an April."
"I got the best blowjob I've ever had. That girl was a real April."
('Ever meme get more sex than me.')
8. Last person you talked to?
karla
a great, loyal friend; someone who gives all of themselves in any relationship, honest, faithful, pure in heart, true to one's self
(Completely true...if I want to live.)
9. One of your nicknames?
mac
a pimp or playa or mackin on sumone to put your moves on her
damn son ur a mak daddy
whatch me mac on dis gurl
(uh..What?)
