Mini rant: Vaporeon
15 years ago
Ok, Vaporeon is an awesome pokemon. Pretty one of my favorite pokemon. In fact, the one thing I had always thought was that if for whatever reason, if I was forced to make Kraz into a pokemon/pokemorph, it'd be a Vaporeon.
So with that out of the way I have to make on minor complaint/rant... Why the FUCK are there so few well drawn MALE Vaporeon out there!?
I mean seriously, over half of the Vaporeon I've seen drawn are female! Why is this? Is it like some sort of mermaid fantasy that is struck up by it? Only now it can be humped because it has a vag? Is there something else that makes it so nearly every artist out there draws poor Vaporeons as females?
And I'm not saying this because I'm 'gay'. Far from it, I'm actually bi, but I just have very odd taste when it comes to females(and hell, I do like the art). So it has nothing to do with liking cock. I seriously just hate the fact that anytime I see a well drawn Vaporeon, it's got a 75% chance of being female.
The world needs more hawt male Vaporeon!
So with that out of the way I have to make on minor complaint/rant... Why the FUCK are there so few well drawn MALE Vaporeon out there!?
I mean seriously, over half of the Vaporeon I've seen drawn are female! Why is this? Is it like some sort of mermaid fantasy that is struck up by it? Only now it can be humped because it has a vag? Is there something else that makes it so nearly every artist out there draws poor Vaporeons as females?
And I'm not saying this because I'm 'gay'. Far from it, I'm actually bi, but I just have very odd taste when it comes to females(and hell, I do like the art). So it has nothing to do with liking cock. I seriously just hate the fact that anytime I see a well drawn Vaporeon, it's got a 75% chance of being female.
The world needs more hawt male Vaporeon!
FA+

but I don't doubt it Xp
Also vaporeon is probably the most girly looking of the eeveelutions in general.
But I am also pissed off about this. Its retarded :\
It's kinda maddening though really. Months back I saw a very nice eeveelution orgy... and the only two females were Vaporeon and Iceon. ><
Hm, but going back to the water thing and the fact that vaporeon does have a sleeker form... you'd think the girlyboi artists would be all over them since they're already perfect for making into a sexy trap... but I think I've seen a grand total of one girly Vaporeon too. ><