CARJACKED!
15 years ago
General
WEll, ALMOST. They tried to jack the wrong car. Over something stupid and silly, too. I'm at Wendy's going through the drive through. Behind me I notice a gangbanger and his gangbanger bitch standing behind my car. I'm just in my 2002 Grand Am, nothing special. As I go around the corner they follow, and three more are at the window demanding they be served. The lobby is closed and they have no car, and they refuse to serve anyone not in a car. I keep as close to the wall as I can as I get to the window, I already have my... peacemaker... handy. I ALWAYS have some form of equalizer on me. Sometimes it may be illegal, but better to be illegal than dead... or carless. As I hand the credit card over for the cashier a guy in dreadlocks squeezes in between the car and the wall and leans into the car and says "Yo, we gonna use your car, homie."
Unfortunately for him, as I said, I have an equalizer. "Wrong car."
All I had was a small blade designed to be held between your thumb and middle finger, and it's supported by your index finger. Nice and shiny I made sure he saw it. It's small but incredibly effective. very illegal,but like I said... an illegal weapons charge vs losing my car or getting my ass kicked or killed... I'll take the weaps charge. Most cops will do thier job and all, but they also would understand out here. We gotta do what we gotta do, the police can't be everwhere at once, or anywhere instantly.
So banger dude sees the blade, not to mention that I have to wedge myself into my car a bit... "OH SHIT!" and he and his buddies run off. I'm just glad he didn't try to go over the car. That would have pissed me off if he dented anything. They stayed within sight, so after I left they more than likely went back to trying to get the drive through to serve them.
Unfortunately for him, as I said, I have an equalizer. "Wrong car."
All I had was a small blade designed to be held between your thumb and middle finger, and it's supported by your index finger. Nice and shiny I made sure he saw it. It's small but incredibly effective. very illegal,but like I said... an illegal weapons charge vs losing my car or getting my ass kicked or killed... I'll take the weaps charge. Most cops will do thier job and all, but they also would understand out here. We gotta do what we gotta do, the police can't be everwhere at once, or anywhere instantly.
So banger dude sees the blade, not to mention that I have to wedge myself into my car a bit... "OH SHIT!" and he and his buddies run off. I'm just glad he didn't try to go over the car. That would have pissed me off if he dented anything. They stayed within sight, so after I left they more than likely went back to trying to get the drive through to serve them.
FA+

If that happened to me, I would've just sped off. Even though it would make me loose my credit card, but those can be changed easy by a simple phone call. A new car is hard to get.
*breaks your car window*
What then FUCK you gonna do hu bitch! Your gonna pussy out and drive away! FUCK YOU THEN!
That is something I would of said. Breaking your car window and getting you angry would either...
A: use your car and run us over= FUN!
B: get out and fight= you will get jacked and we run, then FUN!
C: have a gun and we are all fucked=dead
One or the other we have fun!
Thugs like that really have nothing to lose. He wanted the car for a joy ride for sure to fuck around. So these fuckers you encountered are just pussy's if they ran away from a little witty knife.
Well just glad that nothing bad happen!
Getting out and fight, unless they have a gun, is a bad idea on their part. My equalizers for a standing melee are more affective because I can strike at a longer distance and I have more experience. I don't have a gun (Well I have a LOT of guns. I just don't keep 'em in the car.)
"Yo dog! My and my ruka be hungry. Can I give you a 10 and can you plz give me like 8 burgers from the menu? You keep the change. Thanks! "
"Oh man thanks! I was actually faded and got the munches! Ohh man thanks!"
Equalizers? I read it on the journal but I didn't care for asking. NOW I DO! What is that!
muahahahahah AHHHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_us-_jXpQv.....fe+closed.jpeg
BUT believe me. This is better...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXdHcH3FRcM
do one of these with a long reach. Swing that fucker and you will fuck people up BIG TIME!
ref:http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2179904/
glad you ok man. I'd a called the cops from the nearest payphone. told them about the attempted car-jackers.
payphones are harder to track
wait... I can't... I'm clinically insane...
I had a CCW when I lived in Georgia, but Wisconsin doesn't have CCW yet... but we are working on that
got any pics of that derringer? and how much would you want for it?
got pics? I'll show you mine of you show me yours K-Bar that is
I think your story is better
I'm just sayin'.
(And I usually have a rather large folding knife in a pocket. Just 'cause.)