Sorry but we both knew it would come to this someday. It was fun while it lasted, but ultimately I realize how much of a cheap piece of garbage you are. That may seem harsh, but it's the truth. You can't even do the most basic things that I need in that sort of relationship. So that's why we can no longer be together, PC in my basement.

You have to understand that MacBook Pro and I are happy together. Look at all we've done together. We made this sweet Zanni video in iMovie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laKaSJVtuPA) in like a couple of hours. You can't even read a blank CD without freezing. I am truly disappointed. I mean, she has a MAGIC TRACK PAD, you have a ball-mouse that makes me want to punch things. Isn't the choice obvious to you.

But don't feel too bad. My dad will still use you to check Facebook and write the occasional letter in Word.

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