So i did this meme

Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? Nope
Been arrested? No
Kissed someone you didn't like? --- No
Slept in until 5 PM? --- No
Fallen asleep at work/school? --- Yes
Ran a red light? --- Yes several times especially when they don't trip right
Been suspended from school? --- Yes
Experienced love at first sight? --- Yes but its very one sided
Totaled your car in an accident? --- No
Been fired from a job? --- They stopped giving me hours for some reason
Fired somebody? --- No
Sang karaoke? --- No thank god
Pointed a gun at someone? --- No
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- Yes
Kissed in the rain? --- No
Had a close brush with death (your own)? --- Yes
Seen someone die? --- Ive seen my dog die not sure if that counts
Played spin-the-bottle? --- Nope
Sang in the shower? --- once
Smoked a cigar? --- a little
Sat on a rooftop? --- yes
Taken pictures of yourself naked? --- No
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- Nope
Skipped school? --- Yes
Eaten a bug? --- Yes
Sleepwalked? --- I think so
Walked a moonlit beach? --- Yes, with lots of friends!
Ridden a motorcycle? --- No
Dumped someone? --- Nope never been in a relationship
Forgotten your anniversary? --- Nope
Lied to avoid a ticket? --- No
Ridden on a helicopter? --- yes
Shaved your head? --- no
Blacked out from drinking? --- Yeah
Played a prank on someone? --- yup
Hit a home run? --- No
Felt like killing someone? --- once or twice
Cross-dressed? --- No
Been falling-down drunk? --- Yeah
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- No
Eaten snake? --- nope
Marched/Protested? --- No
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- no
Puked on amusement ride? --- no
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- No
Been in a band? --- no
Knitted? --- nope
Been on TV? --- once or twice
Shot a gun? --- yes
Skinny-dipped? --- no
Caused someone to need stitches? --- No
Ridden a surfboard? --- nope
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? --- yes
Had surgery? --- yes on my teeth
Streaked? --- no
Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- no
Passed out when not drinking? --- Nope
Peed on a bush? --- No
Donated Blood? --- Never
Grabbed electric fence? --- nope
Eaten alligator meat? --- No
Eaten cheesecake? --- Yes
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? --- yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? --- No
Peed your pants in public? --- No
Written graffiti? --- no
Still love someone you shouldn't? --- no
Think about the future? --- yes
Been in handcuffs? --- yes
Believe in love? --- Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- Yes