I took a certain hyena out today to a pizza shop recommended by several people. Papa Murphy's pizza... goodness. I couldn't even finish a slice. I cannot believe we never ate there before. I always drove by and went "Meh" to myself without knowing better. What sort of sick mind layers two pizza crusts together and turns it into some sort of odd calzone hybrid? I don't want to think about the calories, but it was absolutely delicious.

*Miserable jackal stomach noises.* I suffer for my sins.

I do not know how a creature so small manages to eat so much and still remain moving. *Being chewed on by a happy hyena.* X.x I am not food! BARK BARK SOMETHING. Something about her wagging a tail or some similar motion. *Dead jackal flatlines.*

(Iena) "It was very f-ing delicious"