Werewolf Meme

Its a meme about your own version of werewolves. Because they're mythological, and can pretty much be any version of a human turning into a wolf.

Original cause of "werewolfism": Some stupid guy got bitten in london. by a furry


How can one become a werewolf?:
Not.

Lifespan:
Till they get shot

Mortality:
If you chop it's head off, it dies, If you chop its arm off it dies. Dogs don't survive getting shot EITHER. Usually.

Intelligence/self control:
Sometimes when they herp, they derp, I mean, they're primal beings that tear trough people, Derp.

Height:
Shorter then your average human cause they walk all bent forward and scaarrry


Fur colors (wolf colors or human hair colors?):
Like wolves mayn, Hyawoooooo

Main killing weapon....teeth or claws?:
Claws, or do you imagine them with their arms hanging down, and them going "NOM NOM NOM"?

Preferred food:
Bloody stuff? Probs meat? Nah, Vegitariwerewolf ftw.

Run on all fours or two?:
they alter

Body type (bulky, hunched, lithe, more wolf-like, etc... feel free to link!):
Bulky, for that bent over "grrr I'm bad" effect

Lifestyle - More time as wolf or human?:
Batman by day, wolfman by night

Forms (human, wolf, beast/anthro, etc):
They be like really hairy men, with claws and shit

Shifting Cause (moon, free will, ritual, etc.):
"Oh fuck, I'm on my perio.....AWOOOOOOOOOOO"

Shifting Process (is it painful? fast? Can they do it on the run?):
"My bones are stretching, my flesh is increasing to twice my size, arrgh...but ofc it don't hurt a bit"

Abilities retained in human form:
Liking bloody steak

Physical traits retained in human form:
Pointy ears, never played twilight princess ?

Any mortal enemies (ex. vampires?):
Ofcourse, That Damn arch angel gabriel.

Loners, or pack-animals?:
Loners, Else they might resort to eating eachother.
Or yiffing...