If you can't set aside your own worries to help out a friend just once, you're not a friend.
If you blatantly lie to make your own situation look force in the face of someone who needs help you're not a friend.

And then if you say that FA abandoned you after you stopped being a popfur.
why would you go and immediately make a journal post whoring for attention there.

..Full of shit, that's the only thing you are.