so...holy shit! I actually have a job! yup yup, after 9 months of unemployment this husky now has a steady source of income! and you know what that means? I don't have to worry about not being able to pay rent this month and being kicked out on the streets! YAYYY! So your probably asking what i do, right? well...I'm one of the magical fairies that magically replenish the shelves of WalMart while all the little boys and girls are fast asleep. Yup, overnight stalker...I mean stocker >=3 the hours suck, but whatever, it's a job!...

It's actually kinda sad how i got it. You see, I was fired from my previous employer for...unfair reasons...and cus i'm an honest guy i went ahead used that as a job reference (since it was the only job i had) However over a period of 9 months and countless apps filled out i got one interview...just one...and didn't get the job...so about a week and a half ago my friend came up with this idea to make up a fake job reference with a real phone number going to my friend who would tell employers that i was one hell of a hard worker. So i thought why not? what do i got to loose? 2 days later i get myself an interview and pretty much get hired on the spot. Luck? i don't think so. Seems as though the only way to get hired these days is to cheat and lie...pretty sad, but i'm not complaining