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Facts about Zephyr
15 years ago
Whoever said "only the good die young" was probably in Zephyr's kindergarten class.
Zephyr enjoys a good practical joke. His favorite is where he removes your lower intestine and pretends to make a balloon animal out of it. Then he cracks your skull open with a Volvo for not complimenting him on his balloon animal.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Zephyr.
Zephyr can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
Zephyr's favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.
Zephyr CAN in fact 'raise the roof'. And he can do it with one hand.
Zephyr is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Zephyr does not swim. This is because when Zephyr enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Zephyr simply walks across the pool floor.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Zephyr.
Zephyr doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
Zephyr once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
....True story >.>
get your own facts!
http://blog.esaba.com/projects/facts/index.php
Zephyr enjoys a good practical joke. His favorite is where he removes your lower intestine and pretends to make a balloon animal out of it. Then he cracks your skull open with a Volvo for not complimenting him on his balloon animal.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Zephyr.
Zephyr can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
Zephyr's favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.
Zephyr CAN in fact 'raise the roof'. And he can do it with one hand.
Zephyr is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Zephyr does not swim. This is because when Zephyr enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Zephyr simply walks across the pool floor.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Zephyr.
Zephyr doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
Zephyr once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
....True story >.>
get your own facts!
http://blog.esaba.com/projects/facts/index.php
