This amuses me greatly... And i approve.....

Gravee? My God! You're alive!
Havn't spoken to you in ages!

It is quite hilarious.

I am indeed alive - ain't talked to you or Arado in ages - how you 2 been?

And i've seen this commerical several times before - i swear to god it was better than the movie i was watching at the time xD

I have been doing exeedingly well myself! How have you been holding up over the past few months?

Unfortunatly, here we have shitty movies AND shitty commercials. Mostly about some or another poison in the form of alcohol or some online gambling garbage.

Wow that sucks. Funny commericals are the only reason to stay watching T.V in the adverts.

But yeh it's good to hear you're doing well - i've been doing pretty well with some ups and downs but meh, doing quite well - started collage recently - i been busy and tired but it's been fun

I don't really watch tv because I find it to be mind numbingly dull.

Oh, the ups and downs of the rollercoaster of life...
It's hard work, but it is rewarding. Havn't been busy with non-stop parties have you?

xD I ain't a party kinda guy - besides no party's to my knowledge just yet - i believe you're thinking of university my good sir!

Nor am I.There have been multiple parties going on every month at the university. I do not go because there are too many people and too much beer and drugs.

teh drugs i understand.
teh people i understand.
But too much alchoal?! if they were giving away vodka i'd most likely change my tune!

Oh God! YOu drink aswell? God!
Who doesn't drink in this world?

The answer:
" "

Oh dear God. Am I the only one left?

I'm afraid so sir
!

Has Bacchus wines taken over all of the Godless peoples of this God-forsaken planet?
Can nothing quench this feeling of angst?

MOURN THE LOSS OF ALL SANITY AT THE HANDS OF BACCHUS'S POISONS!

"I'll drink to that!"
"Yeh and buy me one on me mate"
is the only 2 things i can think of for the of

Oh Bacchus... If you knew that your once sacred festival has become daily practice amongst us earth-bound you would weep.

Bacchus's once sacred brew has become the bane of sanity of the earth-bound.

Dionysus and Liber's bloodfest shall begin once more with the consumption of thier brews.

Ironically the most i'll drink is orange juice and vodka - i never drink xD

the most I'll drink is fruit juice or cooldrink.
I am sorry if you disagree but I personally think that Bacchus's brews are nothing but trouble.

Oh yeah they're trouble - as is making everyone at a wedding high on coffee!

JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH!
An entire weddings worth of people, all high!
God forbid!

:D yyaaaayyy!!

Now, imagine what an entire city of high people would be like!

Welcome to Amsterdam!

AmsterdaM! The city of pot, hookers and beer!
Well, all cities are like that... But Amsterdam is one of the few where it's all legal!

woooh! Finally a place where i won't get in trouble for giving out spiked with something more than caffeine!

Amsterdam must be a pretty... interesting place to live.
Make sure you don't over do it. They can still get you if someone ODs.

ODs? What is this?!

Over Dose.

Duuude..... I am like..... soooo hiiigh.....
*falls off the empire statebuilding*
Oh dude i am like sooo loo- *splat*

woooow... I'm going with you... duuude...
*jumps off the building after you*
wooooosh! I can fly like... superman?
aaawesooomee~ *splat*

x3

i wonder how many times that really has happened?

Possibly hundreds. most definitely at least a dozen.
I wonder what else could happen?
Parking your own car on top of yourself while high?

Hmm i wonder if you could breath too much oxygen while high and end up drowning in oxygen?

well, too much pure oxygen will kill a person. I have no idea how but it's possible.

Yeah i know it's deadly. And i do believe so because it makes the chemical formula too reactive or something i heard

I think it might have somthing to do with the reactiveness of the gas. That or the amount of oxygen could cause an effect similar to drowning.

Yeah i guess.

i remember that commercial X3 it was funneh!

I wish we had commercials like this here.

There are some Fuckin hilarious ones X3

I'd have to agree to agree with you there! I find them quite amusing.

Have ya seen the one with Mini Me?

As a matter of fact, I have! But it was not as good as the Ozzy Osbort or Mr.T commercial.

...OSBORT?!? XD

JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH! THAT was a MAJOR typing error!
UNFORGIVABLE!

XD HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!