Not really expecting anyone to read this, but a shamelessly stolen meme from trezhurisland


1. Tinderpaw invented the internet just so he had somewhere to store his porn
2. Tinderpaw cannot predict the future; the future just better do what Tinder says.
3. "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" was originally written as Tinderpaw's theme song.
4. The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Tinderpaw. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
5. Thousands of years ago Tinderpaw came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
6. Tinderpaw enjoys a good practical joke. His favorite is where he removes your lower intestine and pretends to make a balloon animal out of it. Then he cracks your skull open with a Volvo for not complimenting him on his balloon animal.
7. It's widely believed that Jesus was Tinderpaw's stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Tinderpaw's skin.
8. In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Tinderpaw.
9. Tinder can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 22 seconds.
10. If you spell Tinderpaw wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Tinderpaw?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

Strangely enough some of my friends would say several of these are fairly close to being true XD
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