once upon a time i was a dick, i felt soggy and limp all the time, I got tired of staring at the ground. so i looked up for once and saw another sad dick like me, i reached over to rub his back and her kinda cheered up and started starting up straight and tall. Watching him feel happy made me feel happy too so I stood up straight and tall, we both hugged and rubbed eachother til we both were feeling warm and happy, then we both threw up from all the fun stuff, then we both felt sad again and looked down at the ground together, but just a few moments later he both remembered how good it felt and we started standing up straight for most of our work days. then the Weekend hits and that was a party, we threw up like 7 times together.