The moment I read the article, I immediately thought of "The Mattel and Mars Bar Quick Energy Chocobot Hour".

That's one reason why I call you friend.
And how did no one see that before?
It's so obvious now.

well, they're the shittest shoe line's sketchers has ever put on from what i heard, it figures they need to make a shitty commercial to try and get it sold.

damn, that looks awful. reminds me i need to buy a new pair of airwalks though.