> Poor guy
> A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks
> into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in
> bed.
>
> He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the
> girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up
> and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his
> wife:
>
> "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He
> probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I
> saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't
> complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he
> nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry,
> he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
>
> To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas
> whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and
> asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be
> strong honey. I love you too!!"