Pffffft, okay now that is error gold! XD

These are always good. I was a teacher for 31 years and I saved all my student's bloopers. Priceless.

"Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead." And here I thought fish and zombies stink in three days.

A raping machine that can do the work of 100 men? How come no fur has ever drawn that? XD

A myth is a female moth.

i couldn't read it all after that.

Keep reading! It's worth itttt!!! :3

''Bach was the most famous composer in the world, and so was Handel. Handel was half German, half Italian, and half English. He was very large. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Beetoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beetoven expired in 1827 and later died for this.''

my favorite part XD

god stuff like this is hilarious

Seems this has become quite popular. I absolutely lost it. XD

One myth says that the mother of Achilles dipped him in the River Stynx until he became intollerable.

river stynx
lmfao

What's wrong with it? :o

*sad trombone*

'The government of England was a limited mockery.' Oh how I wish I'd found that quote while Gordon Brown were still in power.

Also, I'm worried that there's no mention of how old these kids are. Why do I shudder to think some of them may have been high/secondary school kids?

It's right at the beginning - they're 8th grade through college.

lololol, yeah I've seen some of those before. Still great, though.

amg this site is hilarious XD

Goes to show you how many people actually read over their work!
my favorites: "Martin Luther was nailed to the Church door at Wittenberg for selling Papal indulgences" and "The Indian squabs carried porpoises on their cabooses, which proved very fatal to them." XD

Seen it before, it's still funny.

I am seriously thinking about doing comics of some of these. They're just too damn funny.

LOL!

my fave was that ben franking found electricity by rubbing two cats together XD
my god, I havent laughed so much in a long time

*franklin

Hahahaha!!! I can't wait to become a teacher... X3
This reminds me of this: http://rinkworks.com/said/

"The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is on the east and the sun sets in the west."

That's not an error, that's a student being a smartass >=P

A smartass that succeeded in making me doing the biggest facepaw ever.

"Penelope was the last hardship that Ulysses endured on his journey."

Lol! This whole thing just makes me giggle.

That is so much fuckin win.

(Reads first three paragraphs) ??? (Reads everything else) LoL, that's kind of funny.

Enlightening!

I'm going to make a journal about this, myself. XD

The First World War, caused by the assignation of the arch-Duck by a surf, ushered in a new error in the anals of human history.

Bahahaha this list is great.

I suspect some of the errors came about from the kids not being able to spell certain words (or knowing their full meanings) and attempting to use spell-check to fix it. So, they end up with an essay with all the correct spellings, but the oh, so wrong word-choices! *giggles* What amazes me is how many of those twits probably graduated. *sighs, mourning our education system*